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Wren57 04-06-2004 01:51 AM

I just don't enjoy it... there is no material, I gotta be standing up, I have the constant interruption of my imagination by the water hitting me, so I realize I'm by myself, and that just makes it no fun. :no: Now, in the shower with a girl... watchout!!!

Kool-Aid 04-06-2004 01:53 AM

So you like to be laying down when you "take care of yo business"?

Wren57 04-06-2004 02:01 AM

preferably... sitting down is fine too... standing up is just too much effort!!!

ShagginJet 04-06-2004 02:19 AM

^ Dude... you're giving away all the trade secrets.

Kool-Aid 04-06-2004 02:28 AM

Yea...I gotta be on my back or my belly...it feels better for me if Im on my belly for some reason...:yes:

IALuder 04-06-2004 12:49 PM

maybe you should try sitting down. its a lot easier. i only like shower if i dont want a huge mess. yes there are other alternatives but socks are cheaper then kleenex and last longer.

i also really dont jerk it that much. but i have my times were i cant help it.

GT40FIED 04-07-2004 05:10 PM

What? Cost of a box of Kleenex = <$1. A pack of socks has to run over 3 or 4 bucks at least. Besides...factor in the time it takes to wash them after each use and it gets to be expensive.

[Clerks quote]I don't know if you knew this, but jizz streaks if you don't clean it right[/Clerks quote]

IALuder 04-07-2004 08:36 PM

i dont wash the socks so i save that money. i just throw them away. then sure a box of kleenex is a dollar but it doesnt last that long. a pack of socks can last 3-4 months!

GT40FIED 04-07-2004 08:40 PM

That is one CRUSTY ass sock.

IALuder 04-07-2004 08:42 PM

if you buy a pack you get 15 pair. so its not like im using just one sock.

spoogenet 04-07-2004 09:22 PM

Ok thanks for sharing SFKing.... :paranoid:

I think it's great when a woman is open to and cool with masturbating herself.....but seeing as how I'm single, I also think that there's no reason why a good woman should have to do it to herself when I'm lonely and bored. ;) Hehe.

I like to do it different ways depending on how I'm feeling at the time....

Edit: added link.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...e&sid=96001005

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IALuder 04-07-2004 10:05 PM

your welcome.

i do agree no wemon should have to masturbate when their are planty of single good lookin guys that could get them off. hell its cheap then buying batteries for there vibraters.

wow that was a very interesting link.

Wren57 04-07-2004 10:32 PM

Just a question... when you find out that some really HOT girl was kidnapped or killed or anything, do you ever get the fleeting thought "damn, shes dead, and I never had sex with her... what a waste!". ?

IALuder 04-07-2004 10:37 PM

have i ever had that thought? yea once or twice. other times im just like wow how could something like that happen. then the thought of damn shes hot and i never got laid by her kicks in.

GT40FIED 04-07-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by highlander
Just a question... when you find out that some really HOT girl was kidnapped or killed or anything, do you ever get the fleeting thought "damn, shes dead, and I never had sex with her... what a waste!". ?


More than I'd care to admit.

KwikR6 04-08-2004 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
More than I'd care to admit.


Hey at least your not speaking ill of the dead

Kool-Aid 04-08-2004 09:43 AM

Interesting...

GT40FIED 04-08-2004 02:17 PM

It just maes you wonder why they couldn't have taken out someone who was some 350lb boogawoof.

spoogenet 04-08-2004 10:32 PM

I don't like to take advantage of the dead, mentally or physically.

I've never wondered what could have been with a girl who has been in such an unfortunate situation,


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Kool-Aid 04-09-2004 12:03 AM

Okkkkk....subject change please...this is making me sad...;(

ShagginJet 04-09-2004 02:45 AM

You guys have issues... I do agree that it's sad when a beautiful person dies, but it's sad when anyone dies...

So let's get back to masterbation. Is BlackWolf the only one who has any toys? Ladies why don't you have a toy? Ever try one?

Kool-Aid 04-09-2004 03:38 AM

I don't have any toys...Im too shy for that kind of thing...I don't NEED toys...the way I see it...is why would I divert from some real dick to a piece of plastic that vibrates?? Just my opinion. Toys seem fun but not for me...

BlackWolf 04-09-2004 09:21 AM

Oh contraire, if you don't know the real value of toys, you've never had any. Yeah, it's a little wierd going into the toy store the first time but you get over it. I've no more creativity for masturbating by myself and quite frankly, it's a little boring. I have several toys and no they don't all vibrate but I did find an almost exact match to my ex so it's almost like he's there using the imagination too. Some you can take with you places in places, some require batteries, some you can use with others and some by yourself but if you DON'T have ANYONE, this is what's available to you. Once you can be open about your own pleasure and open to new ideas about how to find it, it really is a whole new world. I used to be shy myself until I realized I was missing out on alot of the pleasure. Explore yourself, seriously. You'll be amazed at the intensity of your orgasms and the difference when you man does that you to. HELL THE FUOCK YEAH! You'll be wearing HIM out! :yes: :banana: :banana:

IALuder 04-09-2004 11:53 AM

lol. nice. so how many "toys" do you have exactly?
kool-aid brought up a good point tho. the real deal is better than anything else.:yes:

KwikR6 04-09-2004 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Explore yourself, seriously. You'll be amazed at the intensity of your orgasms and the difference when you man does that you to. HELL THE FUOCK YEAH! You'll be wearing HIM out! :yes: :banana: :banana:

I believe that to the fullest! How can you really be pleased and satisfied with sex....if you don't even know what you like?

BlackWolf 04-09-2004 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
lol. nice. so how many "toys" do you have exactly?
kool-aid brought up a good point tho. the real deal is better than anything else.:yes:



Seven. Some with motors and some without. ;) There's no doubt that the REAL DEAL is better even BEST but when you don't have anyone, then you do what ya gotta do. :yes:

GT40FIED 04-09-2004 02:29 PM

I have a friend with so many she literally went out and bought a "toolbox" (snicker). I was out with her on day when she bought one and she looks at the toolbox in the back of my truck and asks if we can go to Home Depot. Now they're all nicely arranged.

ShagginJet 04-09-2004 02:30 PM

^ that's funny.

V8killimports 04-09-2004 03:19 PM

Blackwolf check this site out!

http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/

BlackWolf 04-09-2004 03:25 PM

Saw it already. I'm horny but not perverted. This is the result of someone with TOO much time on their hands. I'd rather have something else IN my hands................;)

V8killimports 04-09-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Saw it already. I'm horny but not perverted. This is the result of someone with TOO much time on their hands. I'd rather have something else IN my hands................;)


lol I thought they kicked ass.. some of them at least..

V8killimports 04-09-2004 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by V8killimports
lol I thought they kicked ass.. some of them at least..


Where is yer pic anyways? Did ya ever post one?

GT40FIED 04-09-2004 04:41 PM

She's got one around here somewhere. It's either in the pic thread in Shifting Gears or in the female forum.:thumbsup:

IALuder 04-09-2004 09:07 PM

lol. a toolbox full of "toys" hahahaha :D:D:D one horny person.
seven isnt that bad. your right, do what yea got to do when you have the craving.

V8killimports 04-09-2004 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
She's got one around here somewhere. It's either in the pic thread in Shifting Gears or in the female forum.:thumbsup:


The pic forum is like 90 pages long..

GT40FIED 04-10-2004 12:53 AM

Oh just do it ya big pansy...this is what the search function is for.:thumbsup:

KwikR6 04-10-2004 12:54 AM

bwahahah nice!
hrm..i think i've seen these pics before also

IALuder 04-10-2004 11:26 PM

ok well after i was told about things that turn people off. i want to know what turns people on. so what the main thing that turns you on? ;)

GT40FIED 04-11-2004 12:06 AM

Does getting head count? Cuz that's a definite turn on.:thumbsup:

IALuder 04-11-2004 12:27 AM

ok maybe i should specify more. what gets you excited and/or what does the opposite sex have to do to get you horny?

Kool-Aid 04-11-2004 12:44 AM

Kisses in the right places...where you touch me...the things you say...I honestly don't thin kit's that difficult to turn me on at all...;)

IALuder 04-11-2004 12:58 AM

^ that could be a good thing....;)

Kool-Aid 04-11-2004 09:10 AM

it IS a good thing...girls are different though...that was just explaining what turns me on...
What about guys? What turns you guys on??

GT40FIED 04-11-2004 08:40 PM

That depends...in what sense are you talking about getting turned on? I mean...you can be turned on walking down the street...right before you have sex...during sex...even after sex. I'll need clarification before answering respondently.

IALuder 04-11-2004 08:46 PM

what gets you in the mood GT40.

for me simply sexual gestures in the right way. a little fore play.

V8killimports 04-11-2004 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
what gets you in the mood GT40.

for me simply sexual gestures in the right way. a little fore play.



wow.. thats pretty fucking wierd for one guy to ask another guy.

GT40FIED 04-11-2004 09:35 PM

:toofunny:

IALuder 04-11-2004 09:36 PM

i was asking everyone. after all this topic is for both sexs. is it not?

V8killimports 04-11-2004 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
i was asking everyone. after all this topic is for both sexs. is it not?


Well.. I guess I can no longer ask these questions anyways.

Kool-Aid 04-11-2004 11:49 PM

Come on...were all grown-ups here...stop being childish...it was just a question.

What if you (you guys) and a girl were out to dinner and she was wearing a skirt with no underwear...would that turn you guys on?


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