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Whiteclipse99 03-31-2004 03:04 PM

I have to say, this thread has ended up being very informative.

GT40FIED 03-31-2004 03:36 PM

I gotta say...as sick as it may sound...saliva is by far the best lube.

ShagginJet 03-31-2004 04:03 PM

^ yes it is.... just didn't want to come out and say it though.

Yes white, there is a lot to learn from the opposite sex. If you can find the right person to talk to. Feel free to PM me if you hav any follow up thoughts or questions.

V8killimports 03-31-2004 04:18 PM

And from this point on I will no longer click on this thread..

GT40FIED 03-31-2004 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by V8killimports
And from this point on I will no longer click on this thread..


LOL...liar. You know you like it.

Kool-Aid 04-01-2004 12:01 AM

Ok...SFKing...learning from my past mistakes...I will not ever have sex with a guy within a week. I have before and I think it basically leads to a bad start in a relationship, depending on the people in the relationship. :|

ShagginJet 04-01-2004 04:12 AM

I disagree. Sex is only sex, and just because you're having sex with someone doesn't mean that you're in a relationship. Not that I'm a man whore or anything, these are just things i've learned. I look at things the way you do, but there is a lot that goes on out there that would suprise you. It's suprised the sh*t out of me.

IALuder 04-01-2004 11:44 AM

im a man whore. i been around a few blocks.
as for best lube i would say saliva is the best next to ky jelly.
kool-aid-i did that too but the relationship was one of the longest i ever had. but it was purely sexual. thats only what we really did. were still friends with benefits. i got 4 of those and its better then being in a realtionship!:yes:

BlackWolf 04-01-2004 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by GT40FIED
She's got a hood ring. Seriously Blackwolf...I don't understand how women can get those and not just become puddles, so to speak. If I had something constantly rubbing against the most sensitive part of my body I'd have to change my boxers like 10 times a day. A friend of mine upsized hers and we drove around in the Mustang (which has a big of a lope to the idle) and although she won't say so I could've sworn she made that "I'm cumming" face at least once.



Oh, yeah. Bumpy rides are a must! :yes: Seriously, yes, that can happen depending on the side of the "ball". The larger the ball/ring the more surface area it'll rub against. Do you remember the guage of it? I was actually cosidering going bigger sometime this summer......YEAH BABY! ;)

GT40FIED 04-01-2004 02:04 PM

I think it was a 10 gauge but don't me on that.

BlackWolf 04-01-2004 02:11 PM

Damn, no wonder she was "shaking". LoL! The lower the number the bigger the guage. I think mine's a 14 but I'll find out when I get upgraded.....hehehehe, lucky me! ;)

V8killimports 04-01-2004 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by BlackWolf
Damn, no wonder she was "shaking". LoL! The lower the number the bigger the guage. I think mine's a 14 but I'll find out when I get upgraded.....hehehehe, lucky me! ;)


So are you a walking orgasm with this??

BlackWolf 04-01-2004 02:39 PM

Depending on what I'm wearing if it rubs the right way or i'm already thinking about someone/something. It reallys works it she's on top and leaning forwards a little while you two are bumping uglies, basically rubbing on you against her and against it.......DAUMN! :yes:

GT40FIED 04-01-2004 02:43 PM

is what I just read considered porn/ Lol. It certainly gave me enough imagery.

V8killimports 04-01-2004 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
is what I just read considered porn/ Lol. It certainly gave me enough imagery.


Close .. probably find that in one of those women's "romance novel's"

BlackWolf 04-01-2004 03:00 PM

Nah, I just make up stuff as I go along........your imagination is what it's all about hun! :yes:

V8killimports 04-01-2004 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by BlackWolf
Nah, I just make up stuff as I go along........your imagination is what it's all about hun! :yes:


The world needs more kinky girls like you. You should be showered with gifts.

BlackWolf 04-01-2004 03:51 PM

Hehehehee, he said..... "showered"..........

ShagginJet 04-01-2004 03:59 PM

(insert nod and smile emoticon here)

IALuder 04-01-2004 08:47 PM

i need to get laid. and black wolf you should make some pornos. i bet they be pretty damn good. as long as its not soft core shit.:yes:

spoogenet 04-01-2004 09:37 PM

Sex too soon in a relationship can be very bad. Of course there's sex, and there's makin love. There is a difference. But after a week....well that's just sex. And it can have negative effects on the makin love part of things. I truly believe there is a difference. To most guys I think it's just sex.....but there IS a difference, and making love to a girl you love and who loves you.....well it's just a whole world different and better than sex. But starting on the wrong foot can have bad consequences. It's not a gurantee, by any means, but a bigger possibility than waiting for the true feelings to shine. Lust combined with love is great, lust alone can still be unfulfilling.....

As for piercings of the ladies.....I think the idea is sexy and at the same time intimidating. I dunno, maybe I'm just weird like that. I want her to have the maximum pleasure possible, definitely, but it can still be intimidating if I don't really know her......weird probably, I know.....

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V8killimports 04-01-2004 10:25 PM

Or you could just have raw uninhibited animal XXX sex..

Kool-Aid 04-01-2004 10:40 PM

Well...Blackwolf...if you're ever at the gym, try riding the bike...the high seated one...you'll be able to get full-on contact with your ring...then you'll be able to burn calories in two ways...orgasm and a workout...he he he.;)

KwikR6 04-02-2004 12:39 AM

Ok so I never check these parts of HS.
But I am bored and decided to
As for the masturbation thing...Ever since I have been single.
Way to much. I am always horney. I've done it 2 times today and managed to work 10 of those hours and sleep 8 hahaha

Sex rules. I love it. I love foreplay. I love kissing, and going down on a chick. I love getting head. I love it all.
I need to get laid.
No sex makes Derek go stupid!

ShagginJet 04-02-2004 03:06 AM

I can't even remeber the last time i masterbated. It's lost all it's joy, and that's pretty amazing coming from a guy if you ask me.

Kool-Aid 04-02-2004 03:23 AM

AAwwww....what happened??

Wren57 04-02-2004 07:10 AM

I do agree that it has lost most of its fun. It is now almost a maintenance activity rather than anything else... :o

BlackWolf 04-02-2004 09:04 AM

Agreed but that's where the creativity begins. One bonus is that if you do it just before going to the club, you have this kinda dreamy "just got off" lazy little smile/look on your face that guys just love. One time I did it in the car just outside the club, licked my fingers and then went into the club. Funny thing is that I got alot of drinks bought for me that night by just saying "hi" to the guys sitting at the bar when I went to go get a drink for myself...hhmmm....:hmmm: Musta been that breath mint......LoL!

ShagginJet 04-02-2004 10:06 AM

^^ that's great.

Highlndr: I'm even over doing it as maintenence activity. there is just no point anymore.

K-A: Think I've lost my faith.

IALuder 04-02-2004 11:42 AM

masterbating can be very overrated. its just something guys have to do. gurls i dont know if thats the case.

shaggin you need to get laid. dont you got a friend that you have some benefits with?

black it sure was the breathe mint. i would have bought you drinks all damn night!!!

spoogenet 04-02-2004 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by BlackWolf
Agreed but that's where the creativity begins. One bonus is that if you do it just before going to the club, you have this kinda dreamy "just got off" lazy little smile/look on your face that guys just love. One time I did it in the car just outside the club, licked my fingers and then went into the club. Funny thing is that I got alot of drinks bought for me that night by just saying "hi" to the guys sitting at the bar when I went to go get a drink for myself...hhmmm....:hmmm: Musta been that breath mint......LoL!


Ok I swear that's just straight outta some porn magazine! Maybe you should consider a career in writing? ;-) You may not even need to make anything up.....haha.

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IALuder 04-03-2004 10:59 AM

^lol. she could write her own book. then a make prono based of it.:D:D

Kool-Aid 04-05-2004 01:52 AM

You know what...for me...it's not a serious thing...maybe because Im in the middle of Iraq...but when i was home I could say that it was sort of a maintenance thing. Especially if I was at work...I would be on my computer...then my kitty kat would get "the urge" ...I would be quick to hit the bathrooms and handle it...come back CHEEEZZZIINNNN....ha ha ha

IALuder 04-05-2004 11:37 AM

^nice. i just do it were im at. i have no need to go the bathroom.

maybe thats why i need a new keyboard and mouse. my screen seems to be covered by something blurring my images.

BlackWolf 04-05-2004 02:30 PM

Eeeeeeewwwwwww!

IALuder 04-05-2004 08:33 PM

what i also go threw three of those a year. i got three socks a month. i mean i beat off so much im the pocket pool champion 7 yrs running. ;)

GT40FIED 04-05-2004 08:40 PM

:nono:

IALuder 04-05-2004 10:06 PM

your mad im better then you and your not the champ at pocket pool.

GT40FIED 04-05-2004 10:10 PM

Mad? :no: Disgusted? :yes:

IALuder 04-05-2004 10:14 PM

lol. what i dont actually go threw three keyboards mouse or screens. but i do go threw a pack of socks a month!


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