yeah darin like you have never used a sock when you came home tired (or otherwise impaired) and just needed to rub one off and it was dark so you grabbed the first cloth thing you could find...

looks like we found a mate for ben. ;)

^ lmao
no no John I can honestly say i take the extra few seconds to roll up some toilet paper:D

at least someone else has the balls to admit to using a sock.

socks.. hahahahaha

I will swear on anything that I have never once even considered using a sock...or any other kind of footwear.

steve im sure you have used things way stranger then a sock.

No. I'm old fashioned that way.

I've used...my hand thats it

the hell is wrong with footwear?

you know there are some people who live by the creedo

"as long as I get mine I don't care where it ends up, er....within reason of course"

I don't know...maybe all of the bacteria and fungal infections just lurking in your shoes/socks. Would you take a big whiff of your shoes and then proceed to fuck them? I sure wouldn't. Oh...I know...socks can be washed. Then again laundy detergent isn't exactly anti-bacterial.

Well technically your feet are cleaner than your hands..... O_o

Well...which get washed more often? You can wash your hands anytime. Generally the only time your feet get washed is in the shower.

Which touches random surfaces ripe with bacteria more often? :pfft:

I'd say your feet. Hell...they're encased in bacteria traps for the better part of the day. You don't wear gloves all day filled with nastiness, do you?:pfft:

^ dude like steve says your hands are far cleaner than your feet. tell me when you get off a long day at work which do you smell and say "whew...damn thats rank"..
i dont think I've ever smelled my hands and said that

Well I'll just drop it since I'm probably inadvertantly arguing in favor of people using socks... O_o

oh you are very much arguing prosock:yes: :pfft:

Well, statistically you're probably right (realistically might be another story)...but damn man, who wants their wang in some sweaty ass sock? I know I don't. Besides...I don't like doing laundry so the more clean socks I have, the better.

for the record I'm not saying to use socks as like a normal practice but sometimes in a clinch you just kind of make do with what you have and sometimes all you have is a sock dammit

116 pages and I find out we're STILL talking about socks?
Simply amazing :D

lol haha, it is. but its not a good thing either.

I bet ben could talk about socks for another 117 pages if he had to

nah, im sure i could talk more then that.

We oughta have a talent show for you now. ;)

ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.

Either that or they didn't want outrageous fines from the FCC. One or the other.

yeah dean cain isn't used to "sock" ratings

im going to buy some new socks tomorrow:):cool:

You must've had a fun time with Ben. :o

Yuck

nah he just has big plans for the weekend

Ok...time for another actual question. Does anyone notice a change in their masturbatory habits as the seasons change? I've found that I'm more likely to treat my body like an amusement park during the winter and summer. I don't know why...I think it's a conspiracy.:paranoid:

.....ummmmmmm nope i don't think that's ever affected how I "treat" my body lol

me, it seems to be spring time.

I'm pretty consistent year round but occasionally during flu season my "patronage" will increase if I end up getting the flu and staying home a lot.

now here's a curveball for y'all


when going in unaided (no porn just imagination) I have never thought about a girl that I actually liked on more than a physical level. As soon as any emotion comes into play she is no longer fantasy material b/c when I was like 12 I managed to convince myself that if I fantasized about a girl I really like I would somehow jinx my chances with her. Is that weird?

I dunno, I'm the same way.

Man...I do the same fuckin' thing. It tortured me for years just because I couldn't figure out why I couldn't picture a girl I really liked in that fashion. Then I realized that it was out of respect for the girl. See...I figure that if I really like a girl, I can wait it out to actually see her naked rather than try and throw some image of her together in my brain. Of course...once you actually DO see her naked/have sex with her, all bets are off.:D

^yea, thats what it seems like. once you see ehr naked. that image is burn into your memory. so you dont have to "imagin" what she looks like. you know.