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GT40FIED 03-27-2005 08:40 PM

Wait...this IS the biggest thread in board history, right?

ebpda9 03-27-2005 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IALuder
hahahahaha. damn. what would this board be without this thread?


it would have been a car board only, not sexual fantasies with socks board. and we had longer threads than this. i think my question and answer had 3k posts

mavaaoife 03-27-2005 08:50 PM

well i guess its time to break that record.. come on whores.. post away

ShEaNy 03-27-2005 08:52 PM

yea we'll work on it.. lol *humps a table* ahahaha

mavaaoife 03-27-2005 08:53 PM

Damn today was total "fuck weather" here in ga.. raining all day nasty outside.. So..since the man wasnt here.. i made my own fuck day with myself..

IALuder 03-28-2005 03:17 PM

^should have called me. i would have made the trip.;)

CD5Passion 03-28-2005 03:37 PM

jesus....

Mischief 03-28-2005 08:18 PM

It was rainy and shitty here today and all I did was goto school and work :mad: well I did hang out with this girl for a little bit

MissJDM 03-28-2005 08:34 PM

Glad to know I am not the only one getting rained on in Spring. :) Our rain started the very first day of Spring Break..so typical of Oregon weather!

dabouncerx24 03-29-2005 12:35 PM

It's raining like hell here in SF too..and it will for the rest of spring break (which is this week).

ShEaNy 03-30-2005 04:17 PM

The weather is finally good here:) plus 10 today YAY :yes: ;) :cool:

Mischief 03-30-2005 04:39 PM

Weather has taken a drastic change from being miserable and cold / raining all the time to being in the 40-50's.. so nice out

mylittlecivic 03-30-2005 05:08 PM

I had a good weekend besides the rain, hung out with a guy got to drive his car:)

CD5Passion 03-30-2005 05:21 PM

it's hot and humid here in florida again....last night it felt perfect out..but the days suck

esthirteen 04-01-2005 12:54 AM

hasnt been to bad here in WI. If it helps, i took out an a/c today. lol

GT40FIED 04-01-2005 06:33 PM

Somehow I don't think the actual weather was supposed to be the focal point of Ren's post. Maybe it's just me.:paranoid:

mylittlecivic 04-01-2005 08:35 PM

^ im sure youre right considering what topic its posted under for fucks sake

ebpda9 04-01-2005 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Somehow I don't think the actual weather was supposed to be the focal point of Ren's post. Maybe it's just me.:paranoid:


exactly. some kind of postwhores here

mavaaoife 04-03-2005 09:18 AM

Steve understands me...

IALuder 04-03-2005 08:03 PM

so did i. hell i even offered to help.

CD5Passion 04-05-2005 05:02 PM

what's the longest everyone has gone WITHOUT rubbing one off or whatever the slang is for women as well

GT40FIED 04-05-2005 05:08 PM

Probably 3 or 4 days. I doubt I've ever gone much longer.

CD5Passion 04-05-2005 05:11 PM

haha there was a time a while back when i think i went like 2 weeks...talk about build up lmao

ebpda9 04-05-2005 07:58 PM

too much info i didn't need darin.

MissJDM 04-05-2005 10:36 PM

I pictured a glob of jizz after readin Darin's post. :paranoid:

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 12:37 AM

bwahahahahahahaha:D

mylittlecivic 04-06-2005 03:17 AM

oh my god lyna lol

GT40FIED 04-06-2005 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissJDM
I pictured a glob of jizz after readin Darin's post. :paranoid:


Ummm...I didn't:|

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 03:15 PM

yeah honestly that sounds pretty disgusting to me too:o

Mischief 04-06-2005 03:21 PM

I've gone six weeks.. it wasn't that bad because in basic they put stuff in your food so you don't have the urges to hump as much.

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 05:02 PM

^thats gay

GT40FIED 04-06-2005 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
^thats gay


Well...not really, seeing as how you're around a bunch of guys 24/7 while you're there.

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 06:40 PM

true true lmao wouldn't want one of those guys turning gay on ya huh

dogyamissedit 04-06-2005 07:27 PM

I went almost a month once....

it was pretty bad at the end of the month tho cause almost every girl that walked by was starting to look pretty hot

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 07:29 PM

so no activity for long periods of times begins to affect ones judgement lol interesting theory

dogyamissedit 04-06-2005 07:31 PM

lack of sleep can affect ones judgement as well

GT40FIED 04-06-2005 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
so no activity for long periods of times begins to affect ones judgement lol interesting theory


Not really a theory...more of a fact (almost). Masturbation helps level out testosterone and release sexual tension. I swear, if I were to go more than a week I'd be ready to do just about any chick. Well...maybe not, but close to it. Gotta have that release to relax your libido.

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 07:41 PM

^I guess that makes sense tho. like natures way to balance your body......hmm and I realized this thread is close to being viewed 20,000 times dayu,

dogyamissedit 04-06-2005 07:54 PM

see the thing of it is that human males are the only animal on earth that can procreate any time from puberty to death. The problem is that technically speaking we are always in heat so if it builds up too much we gotta get rid of it somehow on someone or a t-shirt or sock or whatever.

CD5Passion 04-07-2005 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dogyamissedit
see the thing of it is that human males are the only animal on earth that can procreate any time from puberty to death. The problem is that technically speaking we are always in heat so if it builds up too much we gotta get rid of it somehow on someone or a t-shirt or sock or whatever.


hahah socks lmao:D :D


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