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Kool-Aid 03-26-2004 04:34 PM

Ha ha ha...thats funny...

GT40FIED 03-26-2004 05:03 PM

I don't mind a good titty fuck at all but I'm finishing up in the chick's mouth...less mess. Like I wanna be all cuddled up to some sticky girl later that night. As for facials and porno finishes...I think that's just fuckin wrong. Jiz belongs only in a few places and a chick's face isn't one of them. My ex wanted me to finish up on her tits once...but other than that I've never done it and don't intend to.

Kool-Aid 03-26-2004 05:13 PM

See...I think it's even nasty to have that "jiz" in some girls mouth...I just can't accept that. I don't see nuthin wrong with it being on the chest or belly or somewhere else other than the face...

IALuder 03-26-2004 06:23 PM

lol. guys really dont care much as long as they dont have to clean it up! but i would rather have a peice of ass then a piece of a chicks mouth.

ShagginJet 03-26-2004 06:36 PM

^^ The mouth is a good place, nice and warm, some tongue action, etc.... problem is i really don't want to kiss the gal after. I'm not looking to be suckin mouth with some girl who just ate my juices. ya know. But it is a good feeling.

I like it when a girl cums in my mouth... ;)

IALuder 03-26-2004 07:45 PM

i think thats the one thing i will never do. eat a gurl out. it just doesnt sound good.

spoogenet 03-27-2004 02:11 AM

Ok....a few things here.

1. I don't understand the whole pearl neclace thing.
2. Masturbating in front of a woman can be an exciting part of foreplay, just as her masturbating in front of me can be an exciting part.
3. After watching a woman masturbate for....say....a few seconds, I just want to jump her bones.
4. There isn't much more sexy than a woman who likes to swallow cum. Sorry if you're not into that, but it's just super sexy. And I don't even know why.....it just is to me. Maybe I'm into the health thing, protein and all? Haha. But I'd much rather do my bizniz in an orifice than elsewhere.
5. Cuddling before and/or after sex is fun. In fact, cuddling is fun, period.
6. Touching/kissing a womanl after ejaculation, or whatever,.....seriously, grow up, deal with it. I have no problem kissing a girl who has sucked me or just taken my cum in her mouth......whoopdy frikkin doo, kissing is fun, sex is fun, why complicate it with boyish aprehensiveness?
7. Eating women is FUN!

Those are the basics.

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GT40FIED 03-27-2004 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
i think thats the one thing i will never do. eat a gurl out. it just doesnt sound good.


Dude...you couldn't be more wrong. Nothing like watching a chick writhe around and moan 'n shit and know you're the one causing that with just yer tongue. If she'll take your wang in her mouth then you should return the favor.:thumbsup:

mylittlecivic 03-27-2004 02:56 AM

i have seen cum fly across the room:paranoid: it was crazy

GT40FIED 03-27-2004 03:23 AM

^^Such talk coming from our puritanical little Anna...care to extrapolate on how you were involved in such a thing?;)

IALuder 03-27-2004 12:15 PM

^ i also would like to know.

gt40 i just can see myself doing it. but i guess something you have to try.

mylittlecivic 03-27-2004 02:48 PM

:paranoid: i was helping someone with something....

IALuder 03-27-2004 03:01 PM

^i do care to know what you were helping with.
i take it you were lending a hand.;)

mylittlecivic 03-28-2004 02:01 AM

or two..

GT40FIED 03-28-2004 02:36 AM

Ya gotta start learning to have guys return the favor Anna.:thumbsup:

Wren57 03-28-2004 11:40 AM

Heh, back to the pearl necklace bc I never answered it;). Blackwolf, am I asking or telling... well, I guess telling, and partially asking/hinting. ;) I've only done it on the chest to one girl twice. The first time was while we were in the shower (no mess), the second time she went and took a shower afterwards, before we went to sleep together. :D BOTH times she wanted me to do it, so I obliged. I think it was more a turnon for her than it was for me, because I did what she told me to... heh. I much rather cum in her mouth, and she loves to swallow. :)

As for you spoognet, I agree with everything you said except for #1 (covered above) and #6. I will NEVER kiss a girl that has MY cum on HER lips... gross dude, gross... you drink your own piss too?:pukey jfwy;)

black95gs-t 03-28-2004 12:23 PM

How did I miss this whole discussion?

IALuder 03-28-2004 05:15 PM

i d k how did you miss it.

i have titty fucked one of exs. it was a turn on for both of us i would say. but hell you only live once. kissing a gurl after she sucked you off is something i could see on fear factor. thats so gross. i would never do it.

GT40FIED 03-28-2004 05:20 PM

As long as your baby juice ain't still hanging around on her lips or in her mouth (make sure she swallows it all) then it's not a big deal. If you just gave her a facial or some shit then no...that's just wrong.

VR4_Craver 03-28-2004 06:20 PM

I beleive this is the first thread to acheive 10 pages long....and then all of a sudden it switches from Masturbation to thinkgs you done with girlies..... sweet;)

IALuder 03-28-2004 09:17 PM

yea it has.
i still dont know if id kiss her even after she swallowed it.

the grossiest thing i have ever seen done. was when i was at a party and this chick was getting harrased by one of my buddies(1) about giving him head. well she took my other buddie(2) and gave him head, kept the juices in her mouth and spit in my buddies(1) drink. just becuase he was harrasing her about it. then he drank it. not all of it but a good portion. no one told him what happened till after he drank most of it. whats funny tho is buddie 1 and 2 are best friends.

black95gs-t 03-28-2004 09:22 PM

That is soooooo freakin WRONG!!!!! Thats what I call indirect friendly fire.

GT40FIED 03-28-2004 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VR4_Craver
I beleive this is the first thread to acheive 10 pages long


This is why I titled it as such. Enjoy.

c0ng0 b0ng0 03-28-2004 09:53 PM

hey does anyone know what the abe lincoln sex move is i head about it wednesday its sooo gross. i would never do it but would any of you?

GT40FIED 03-28-2004 09:57 PM

What the fuck? Oh for the love of gawd someone please ban this retarded fucker. Please...now...go do it. Seriously...this is just ridiculous.

IALuder 03-28-2004 10:07 PM

hahahhaha.

anyways. tell me can any of you tell me all 52 sex postions with out cheating?that mean looking at other sites and resources.

Wren57 03-28-2004 10:23 PM

Can't name them off the top of my head, but I know 20+ ive been in. :yes:

black95gs-t 03-28-2004 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
What the fuck? Oh for the love of gawd someone please ban this retarded fucker. Please...now...go do it. Seriously...this is just ridiculous.

ROTFLMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHA! Exactly. :bow: Its getting to the point where I am just going to :banghead: .

Kool-Aid 03-29-2004 12:08 AM

I don't think I could ever swallow...that just sounds gross as it is...let alone actually swallowing that crap. Maybe I just ned some growing up to do but that kind of thing but as of now...nah.:no:

Wren57 03-29-2004 12:11 AM

^You can practice on me... ;)

Kool-Aid 03-29-2004 12:15 AM

I don't think so...even having that stuff in my mouth woul probably shut off my sex drive forever...I'll pass. Thanks anyway boo.;)

IALuder 03-29-2004 11:41 AM

lol. you never know till you try it.

i can name 23 that i have tried. but i cant list all of them.

c0ng0 b0ng0 03-29-2004 08:43 PM

23 kinds of semen?

IALuder 03-29-2004 09:06 PM

^ if you post twice delete the second one. its a waste of spcae.

and no not 23 kinds of semen. your a dumb fuck. 23 types of sex. which goes back to the question i ask on page 10. read the whole thread not just the last page.

GT40FIED 03-29-2004 09:06 PM

Holy fuck...just stop dude. I pray that you're not as stupid as your posts make you out to be. Please...shut the fuck up unless you have a serious idea to put forth. I think you're about a cunt hair away from getting banned.

ShagginJet 03-29-2004 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
I don't think so...even having that stuff in my mouth woul probably shut off my sex drive forever...I'll pass. Thanks anyway boo.;)


I've told this story before and I regret telling it again but I've tasted and swallowed my own before. It's not that bad and if i was a gal i'd so do that for my b/f. I've actually been told that my seamen taste good or ok, not bad though.

I was getting off, g/f was on top, as i came she pulled it out and started jerkin it. As i came i closed my eyes and i guess my mouth was wide open. She had her hand over it to catch it all but i guess the first squirt got by, shot up in the air and landed in my mouth, right in the back of my throat. Chased it with a beer though.

And to all who will comment negatively.... SHAT UP!!

GT40FIED 03-29-2004 09:25 PM

Actually the taste will depends on what you eat. Just remember...if you plan on getting a hummer eat lots of citrus fruits...makes it sweet.

IALuder 03-29-2004 09:32 PM

^ is that realyl true. i have heard that before. whatever you eat the most it what your juices taste like. that my ex made me eat lots of strawberrys. but it was worth it for the unlimited bjs.

im still glade were friends with benefits.:yes: ;)

nindoo 03-29-2004 09:34 PM

The dirty threads are always so popular

IALuder 03-29-2004 09:54 PM

^true. but this really isnt that dirty. or at least i dont think so.


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