Yuck

nah he just has big plans for the weekend

Ok...time for another actual question. Does anyone notice a change in their masturbatory habits as the seasons change? I've found that I'm more likely to treat my body like an amusement park during the winter and summer. I don't know why...I think it's a conspiracy.:paranoid:

.....ummmmmmm nope i don't think that's ever affected how I "treat" my body lol

me, it seems to be spring time.

I'm pretty consistent year round but occasionally during flu season my "patronage" will increase if I end up getting the flu and staying home a lot.

now here's a curveball for y'all


when going in unaided (no porn just imagination) I have never thought about a girl that I actually liked on more than a physical level. As soon as any emotion comes into play she is no longer fantasy material b/c when I was like 12 I managed to convince myself that if I fantasized about a girl I really like I would somehow jinx my chances with her. Is that weird?

I dunno, I'm the same way.

Man...I do the same fuckin' thing. It tortured me for years just because I couldn't figure out why I couldn't picture a girl I really liked in that fashion. Then I realized that it was out of respect for the girl. See...I figure that if I really like a girl, I can wait it out to actually see her naked rather than try and throw some image of her together in my brain. Of course...once you actually DO see her naked/have sex with her, all bets are off.:D

^yea, thats what it seems like. once you see ehr naked. that image is burn into your memory. so you dont have to "imagin" what she looks like. you know.

Interesting..

I agree once you see a girl naked or have sex with her then after you break up it's fair game. Normally I don't even bother with self maintanance when I am dating a girl/getting it on a semi regular basis

^yep i agree totally with all of the above

what is? that some of us actually have enough respect to not objectify EVERY woman we meet?

here's another curve I almost never think about my female friends unless it is painfully obvious that there is never going to be a chance of more than friendship

I just like finding out guys point of view.. I am studying the male habits to try and learn more about your species.. you are a very complicated species...

we're not that complex as long as we can shit once a day and eat twice a day and bust a nut 2-3 times a week we're a relatively happy people

girls on the other hand are way more complex by far....

yeah you girls drive me fucking crazy lol not always in a good way either

me too nothing they do makes sense any more

Men? Complicated? Ha! think of it in terms of sex. Making a guy cum is simple...almost mechanical. Making a woman come is an art form. No further dicussion is necessary.

I've always been creative and awesome with art
*end harmless plug*

Here you go Ben.

bwahahahahahahahaha

:D :D rofl

oh fuck yea. i better get some for my B-Day.

ahahahah^^ thats hilarious...love the pic

lmao those are perfect

LMAO

I haven't been in in...3 months? This thread si still alive. What the hell is wrong with you people?;)

3 months? That's nothing. This has rocked on for almost a year and a half.

woop... 119 pages too... keep it going1

Where is my head these days? What kind of thread on masturbation is complete without a view on masturbation by the experts...mormons.

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/mormon/

No wonder I hate morons...errr...mormons.

that just made me want to jerk it.

when do you NOT want to jerk it? ;)

ah boo.. masturbation is a healthy act.. it feels good and on the plus side you dont have to worry what kind of std's your hands/toys have..(as long as the toy has been yours all along)..

And for men it means a healthy prostate. Joy.

Man..I'll NEVER have to worry about any prostate problems then.... :paranoid:

especially now you're going to be stuck around a bunch of sweaty guys in training lol sucks for you:o lol

oh the things i could say. but i wont.

And I'll still probably manage to get more women than you. :cool:

^somehow.....I don't disagree with you lol

whoa:confused:

unlerss of course anna wants to donate to the make daring unsingle fund

.........daring?

If that's the only word that confused you, you're my hero.

I think i got what he's saying.

lmao.....wow....it made sense to me at the time..I was also typing while looking over my shoulder cause my manager was near by and i already got yelled at for personal websites once

hahahaha!

im not the only one with shitty grammer.

^ correction
GrammAr:cool:

excuses, excuses. :yes:

I understood it... Darin if you come to Ga.. youd be getting ass left and right. Just a few min at that meet I took you to and I already had two girls ask me about you.