what's the longest everyone has gone WITHOUT rubbing one off or whatever the slang is for women as well

Probably 3 or 4 days. I doubt I've ever gone much longer.

haha there was a time a while back when i think i went like 2 weeks...talk about build up lmao

too much info i didn't need darin.

I pictured a glob of jizz after readin Darin's post. :paranoid:

bwahahahahahahaha:D

oh my god lyna lol

Ummm...I didn't:|

yeah honestly that sounds pretty disgusting to me too:o

I've gone six weeks.. it wasn't that bad because in basic they put stuff in your food so you don't have the urges to hump as much.

^thats gay

Well...not really, seeing as how you're around a bunch of guys 24/7 while you're there.

true true lmao wouldn't want one of those guys turning gay on ya huh

I went almost a month once....

it was pretty bad at the end of the month tho cause almost every girl that walked by was starting to look pretty hot

so no activity for long periods of times begins to affect ones judgement lol interesting theory

lack of sleep can affect ones judgement as well

Not really a theory...more of a fact (almost). Masturbation helps level out testosterone and release sexual tension. I swear, if I were to go more than a week I'd be ready to do just about any chick. Well...maybe not, but close to it. Gotta have that release to relax your libido.

^I guess that makes sense tho. like natures way to balance your body......hmm and I realized this thread is close to being viewed 20,000 times dayu,

see the thing of it is that human males are the only animal on earth that can procreate any time from puberty to death. The problem is that technically speaking we are always in heat so if it builds up too much we gotta get rid of it somehow on someone or a t-shirt or sock or whatever.

hahah socks lmao:D :D

yeah darin like you have never used a sock when you came home tired (or otherwise impaired) and just needed to rub one off and it was dark so you grabbed the first cloth thing you could find...

looks like we found a mate for ben. ;)

^ lmao
no no John I can honestly say i take the extra few seconds to roll up some toilet paper:D

at least someone else has the balls to admit to using a sock.

socks.. hahahahaha

I will swear on anything that I have never once even considered using a sock...or any other kind of footwear.

steve im sure you have used things way stranger then a sock.

No. I'm old fashioned that way.

I've used...my hand thats it

the hell is wrong with footwear?

you know there are some people who live by the creedo

"as long as I get mine I don't care where it ends up, er....within reason of course"

I don't know...maybe all of the bacteria and fungal infections just lurking in your shoes/socks. Would you take a big whiff of your shoes and then proceed to fuck them? I sure wouldn't. Oh...I know...socks can be washed. Then again laundy detergent isn't exactly anti-bacterial.

Well technically your feet are cleaner than your hands..... O_o

Well...which get washed more often? You can wash your hands anytime. Generally the only time your feet get washed is in the shower.

Which touches random surfaces ripe with bacteria more often? :pfft:

I'd say your feet. Hell...they're encased in bacteria traps for the better part of the day. You don't wear gloves all day filled with nastiness, do you?:pfft:

^ dude like steve says your hands are far cleaner than your feet. tell me when you get off a long day at work which do you smell and say "whew...damn thats rank"..
i dont think I've ever smelled my hands and said that

Well I'll just drop it since I'm probably inadvertantly arguing in favor of people using socks... O_o

oh you are very much arguing prosock:yes: :pfft:

Well, statistically you're probably right (realistically might be another story)...but damn man, who wants their wang in some sweaty ass sock? I know I don't. Besides...I don't like doing laundry so the more clean socks I have, the better.

for the record I'm not saying to use socks as like a normal practice but sometimes in a clinch you just kind of make do with what you have and sometimes all you have is a sock dammit

116 pages and I find out we're STILL talking about socks?
Simply amazing :D

lol haha, it is. but its not a good thing either.

I bet ben could talk about socks for another 117 pages if he had to

nah, im sure i could talk more then that.

We oughta have a talent show for you now. ;)

ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.

Either that or they didn't want outrageous fines from the FCC. One or the other.

yeah dean cain isn't used to "sock" ratings

im going to buy some new socks tomorrow:):cool:

You must've had a fun time with Ben. :o