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CD5Passion 04-05-2005 05:02 PM

what's the longest everyone has gone WITHOUT rubbing one off or whatever the slang is for women as well

GT40FIED 04-05-2005 05:08 PM

Probably 3 or 4 days. I doubt I've ever gone much longer.

CD5Passion 04-05-2005 05:11 PM

haha there was a time a while back when i think i went like 2 weeks...talk about build up lmao

ebpda9 04-05-2005 07:58 PM

too much info i didn't need darin.

MissJDM 04-05-2005 10:36 PM

I pictured a glob of jizz after readin Darin's post. :paranoid:

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 12:37 AM

bwahahahahahahaha:D

mylittlecivic 04-06-2005 03:17 AM

oh my god lyna lol

GT40FIED 04-06-2005 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissJDM
I pictured a glob of jizz after readin Darin's post. :paranoid:


Ummm...I didn't:|

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 03:15 PM

yeah honestly that sounds pretty disgusting to me too:o

Mischief 04-06-2005 03:21 PM

I've gone six weeks.. it wasn't that bad because in basic they put stuff in your food so you don't have the urges to hump as much.

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 05:02 PM

^thats gay

GT40FIED 04-06-2005 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
^thats gay


Well...not really, seeing as how you're around a bunch of guys 24/7 while you're there.

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 06:40 PM

true true lmao wouldn't want one of those guys turning gay on ya huh

dogyamissedit 04-06-2005 07:27 PM

I went almost a month once....

it was pretty bad at the end of the month tho cause almost every girl that walked by was starting to look pretty hot

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 07:29 PM

so no activity for long periods of times begins to affect ones judgement lol interesting theory

dogyamissedit 04-06-2005 07:31 PM

lack of sleep can affect ones judgement as well

GT40FIED 04-06-2005 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
so no activity for long periods of times begins to affect ones judgement lol interesting theory


Not really a theory...more of a fact (almost). Masturbation helps level out testosterone and release sexual tension. I swear, if I were to go more than a week I'd be ready to do just about any chick. Well...maybe not, but close to it. Gotta have that release to relax your libido.

CD5Passion 04-06-2005 07:41 PM

^I guess that makes sense tho. like natures way to balance your body......hmm and I realized this thread is close to being viewed 20,000 times dayu,

dogyamissedit 04-06-2005 07:54 PM

see the thing of it is that human males are the only animal on earth that can procreate any time from puberty to death. The problem is that technically speaking we are always in heat so if it builds up too much we gotta get rid of it somehow on someone or a t-shirt or sock or whatever.

CD5Passion 04-07-2005 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dogyamissedit
see the thing of it is that human males are the only animal on earth that can procreate any time from puberty to death. The problem is that technically speaking we are always in heat so if it builds up too much we gotta get rid of it somehow on someone or a t-shirt or sock or whatever.


hahah socks lmao:D :D

dogyamissedit 04-07-2005 09:37 PM

yeah darin like you have never used a sock when you came home tired (or otherwise impaired) and just needed to rub one off and it was dark so you grabbed the first cloth thing you could find...

ebpda9 04-07-2005 11:01 PM

looks like we found a mate for ben. ;)

CD5Passion 04-08-2005 01:13 AM

^ lmao
no no John I can honestly say i take the extra few seconds to roll up some toilet paper:D

IALuder 04-08-2005 04:37 AM

at least someone else has the balls to admit to using a sock.

mavaaoife 04-08-2005 05:40 AM

socks.. hahahahaha

GT40FIED 04-08-2005 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IALuder
at least someone else has the balls to admit to using a sock.


I will swear on anything that I have never once even considered using a sock...or any other kind of footwear.

IALuder 04-08-2005 05:18 PM

steve im sure you have used things way stranger then a sock.

GT40FIED 04-08-2005 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IALuder
steve im sure you have used things way stranger then a sock.


No. I'm old fashioned that way.

CD5Passion 04-08-2005 08:01 PM

I've used...my hand thats it

dogyamissedit 04-08-2005 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
I will swear on anything that I have never once even considered using a sock...or any other kind of footwear.


the hell is wrong with footwear?

you know there are some people who live by the creedo

"as long as I get mine I don't care where it ends up, er....within reason of course"

GT40FIED 04-08-2005 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dogyamissedit
the hell is wrong with footwear?

you know there are some people who live by the creedo

"as long as I get mine I don't care where it ends up, er....within reason of course"



I don't know...maybe all of the bacteria and fungal infections just lurking in your shoes/socks. Would you take a big whiff of your shoes and then proceed to fuck them? I sure wouldn't. Oh...I know...socks can be washed. Then again laundy detergent isn't exactly anti-bacterial.

Violent Apathy 04-08-2005 08:48 PM

Well technically your feet are cleaner than your hands..... O_o

GT40FIED 04-08-2005 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Well technically your feet are cleaner than your hands..... O_o


Well...which get washed more often? You can wash your hands anytime. Generally the only time your feet get washed is in the shower.

Violent Apathy 04-08-2005 09:01 PM

Which touches random surfaces ripe with bacteria more often? :pfft:

GT40FIED 04-08-2005 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Which touches random surfaces ripe with bacteria more often? :pfft:


I'd say your feet. Hell...they're encased in bacteria traps for the better part of the day. You don't wear gloves all day filled with nastiness, do you?:pfft:

CD5Passion 04-09-2005 12:44 AM

^ dude like steve says your hands are far cleaner than your feet. tell me when you get off a long day at work which do you smell and say "whew...damn thats rank"..
i dont think I've ever smelled my hands and said that

Violent Apathy 04-09-2005 12:51 AM

Well I'll just drop it since I'm probably inadvertantly arguing in favor of people using socks... O_o

CD5Passion 04-09-2005 01:16 AM

oh you are very much arguing prosock:yes: :pfft:

GT40FIED 04-09-2005 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Well I'll just drop it since I'm probably inadvertantly arguing in favor of people using socks... O_o


Well, statistically you're probably right (realistically might be another story)...but damn man, who wants their wang in some sweaty ass sock? I know I don't. Besides...I don't like doing laundry so the more clean socks I have, the better.

dogyamissedit 04-10-2005 08:12 PM

for the record I'm not saying to use socks as like a normal practice but sometimes in a clinch you just kind of make do with what you have and sometimes all you have is a sock dammit

pdiggitydogg 04-10-2005 08:19 PM

116 pages and I find out we're STILL talking about socks?
Simply amazing :D

IALuder 04-10-2005 08:36 PM

lol haha, it is. but its not a good thing either.

mavaaoife 04-10-2005 10:39 PM

I bet ben could talk about socks for another 117 pages if he had to

IALuder 04-11-2005 03:15 AM

nah, im sure i could talk more then that.

MissJDM 04-13-2005 12:48 AM

We oughta have a talent show for you now. ;)

IALuder 04-13-2005 04:57 AM

ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.

GT40FIED 04-13-2005 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IALuder
ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.


Either that or they didn't want outrageous fines from the FCC. One or the other.

dogyamissedit 04-13-2005 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IALuder
ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.


yeah dean cain isn't used to "sock" ratings

ShEaNy 04-13-2005 12:15 PM

im going to buy some new socks tomorrow:):cool:

MissJDM 04-16-2005 12:27 AM

You must've had a fun time with Ben. :o


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