You and your discriminatory behavior! I was blonde once...until I was about 8. Oh...wait...that doesn't matter at all. Fuck it.

Huh?^^ HEY! I was a toehead when I was little too!

Dark haired men is just a sexy preference hun. I've gone out with lighter haired guys before because their great personalities make up for their lack there of ..........hehehehe LOL! I'm probably the least discriminatory person you'll ever meet. Probably the horniest but not discriminatory. :yes:

oh yea?;)

Like there was ever any question.

You know it!!!!!!!!!!;)

Whoa Whoa whoa...he hasn't even bought me dinner yet :paranoid:

haha robs a slut

^we knew that.

man three pages to read to just get back up to speed in this thread. gad damn. lol :D:D:D:D

had any good socks lately ? ;)

:toofunny: :toofunny:

hahahah, no but i had a few snow bunnies!!!!;)

Dude...what did I tell you about fucking rabbits?

:D

What about fucking like rabbits?? ;)

no ben only fucks rabbits apparently....did socks get to old for ya?

well snow bunnies are rabbit they are very sexie burnettes. oh man fucking like rabbits doesnt describe it...

so you upgraded to bunny slippers ?

So grammatically incorrect I think it gave me cancer...and you apparently admitted the accusation.

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

hahahah. awesome. i was hoping you didnt see that. oh well.

Yea, that's kinda something I wouldn't want to see either........:no:



ew.

Yeah...no fornication with footwear. This includes sandals, slippers, shoes, socks, moccasins, aquasocks, heels, pumps, stockings, kneehighs, boots, chuckas, etc.

hahahahah

half tempted to rig all of your footwear with mousetraps or something unpleasant:yes:

man, i can see now me going to rub on off in sock and get my cock stuck in a mouse trap.

i can no long fuck socks.:paranoid:

:D :D :D

It's sad that someone had to go that far to put a kink in your plans.

i know. that sucks, i got to find a new way now.

Kink...............hahhahahahhahahhhahhahahha!!!!!

haha:D

damn, that would hurt like a bitch. :D

I love how this has sort of turned into a sock fucking intervention.:D People are willing to take drastic actions to keep others from molesting footwear. Nice.

BTW Ben...in all seriousness...do you have a foot fetish or were socks just a matter of convenience?

a matter of convenience. it doesnt get all over your hands or you. as clean as being in the shower.;)

:pukey BLAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG

:D:Dhahahaha:D:D

wow.. I really didnt wanna hear about your joys of masturbation and the socks you use.. but I guess this is what the thread is all about.. So since we are ont he subject.. you prefer any special brand of socks? Gold toe...Peds...???

Sure...if you ignore all of the bacteria that cultures itself in such fabric.

Oh...and LMAO@Ren

thats why you wash the sock every other masterbation period.

i prefer soccer socks. becuase that way my huge cock and fill it up. ;)

plus i hope you all know this was a joke and then stefan and rob made everyone believe it. :D

lol, well maybe you shouldn't make stuff up and that way me and rob won't crack jokes at you sockman.

and since you started bragging about how big your male part is i think it's totally the other way ;)

Once again, so grammitcally incorrect I think you gave me cancer. And to add to it, it's obviously a lie.:D

Oh...and no matter how often you wash them, that isn't gonna kill everything. It all just brings new meaning to the term I used to use for comdoms..."cock socks".