nothing is or ever will be perfect.

Hypothetical question SFKing...fantasy...imagination...

:wave: ;)

You pretty much just got done describing me....except for the "meat" part........

You ain't got no meat??? You just skin n' bonz?

see im the fat guy that is friends with all the cute girls and cant any where but friends, i am responsible, im just under 6 ft, i know how to treat people with respect, i know how to cook, afterall, cooking is my passion, im sweet and caring, and im also an introvert unless i know them a little better, so unless you girls are looking for the HUNK im the one that is standing in the back crnor all by my self, just watching what everyone is doing

I'm 5'8" and weigh around 155....not skin and bones but definitely a small frame...

Oh..ok...I am 5'8/5'9 and I am about 140/145 lbs...I can take you on...ha ha ha...just kidding ;)

bring it....:yes:

What's the game? Your choice...

uhhhhh...I'm not too imaginative at this point....surprise me.....

Ok...Im sure I can think of something fun for the both of us....;)

lol....fair enough....you ever make it to Georgia and we'll talk.......

OOOHHHH, sookieee, sookieee now...........

LMFAO!

You'd betta believe it baby...ha ha ha ;)

I think the closest I'll get to GEorigia coming home is Virginia...and from there to Detroit...I just might pay a special visit to my dad who lives in Atlanta...hmmm ;)

Well...ATL is less than an hour away from me so you'll get to see the back seat of my....uhh.....I mean my Accord in person.........;)

Ha ha ha ha...you so crazy...I think I wanna have yo baby...ha ha ha

baby :no: baby batter :yes:

:D

That's funny...your imagination still on the rocks??? Or can you give me some detail?

Hide the salami? :paranoid:

Ha ha ha...that can work...is the game "time consuming"???

When it comes to that game, it's mostly in and out.......then back in...then back out...back in...you get the picture......

and that's enough of that......

Whatever you say navigator...

would you 2 just fuck eachother already. jeez, i have never seen that much verbal foreplay.

^ Ixne on the exse with the oolaidkay.

mfaolkay.....:D

:rolleyes:

hey...don't you give me the :rolleyes:

:moon:

That better?? ;)

much...thank you! ;)

Ha ha ha...verbal four play is it now?

:D :D :D :D

So...when will the verbal sex come into play?? Ha ha ha...just kidding. ;)

<-- Uses teeth to declothe ^.
<-- Nibles down ^ body and kisses all over.
Drives ^ crazy, goose bumps all over.
<-- Lies ^ down on bed.
<-- Starts to move in for the kill. ;)

How am I doing?

:D:D:D:D

verbal sex?...you mean like a hummer? :D

Pardon my intelligence, but what's a hummer again??
I like that ShagginJet...you must be a pro...;)

^ That's what all the ladies say.

Valve job.

LMFAO...... :D


A hummer is when a female performs a lube job (so-to-speak) on the falical member of a male....was that politically correct enough? :paranoid:

:toofunny:

I see...so a blowjob? Makes sense. I don't do hummers yet...

Well I would be glad to offer myself to you as a guienne pig as needed.......

^ A genuine pig?

pronounced 'gi knee'....as in an experimental rat....

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....:D
I think it's spelled...guinea

I will look you up when I get older and ready...so get your teaching skillz in tact...;)

:doh: :foot:

But it was very cute the way you spelled it though...made me laugh