Ok man, eat while doing it? :pukey

AAAAhhhh ha ha ha ha....thats funny...

yes i would say sex feels better. i would rather have sex then beat off.

hey i can eat and masturbate at the sametime. its actually not hard unless the food is hot.

I have no doubt or your (or my for that matter) ability to eat while flogging the dolphin.

I just don't want to.

Do you eat while you shit too?

I guess...well flogg on buddy...flogg on. Would you guys ever let a girl watch you beat it or flogg the dolphin??

If she was into it I might.

And I suppose I'd have to be really into her. Besides, if she's watching me then I would have to be watching her at the same time. And I don't think I would be able to keep from jumping on her after a couple of minutes.

would i let a check watch me? i dont know. maybe yeah.
sounds odd that a gurl would actually want to watch me.
as for pooing while eating. i havent tried that. ill put it on my things to do list.

:toofunny:

Ditto.....but replace "her" with "him".......;)

If she's there, why not just let HER do that......besides I don't like to watch guys finish by themselves........

^ Black brings up a very good point.

I've masterbated for girls before and they have done the same for me. It's kind of like a tease/turn on for some gals. If it gets her going i don't mind. She's going to take over in a minute anyways.

^Ditto w/ shaggin. I've done it for a girl, and let girls do it for me. It's not that big of a deal. One girl wanted me to lay on my back and stroke it to "see how high it would shoot up." On a slightly different topic... any girls here like to take it on the chest/face?;)

You asking or telling? ;)

Just for clarification, why do men like to see that happen? Is it like for the total degradation factor?? I don't understand. Women don't really want to see guys with a "milk mustache" when we finish.....(well, yeah we do sometimes, at least I do but you know what point I'm trying to make) .....what's the big turn on about it for men? It just is?? Really....?? :confused:

That is gross though...my friends would have those porn flicks on where a guy would land his "fluid" on some girls face, chest, or anywhere...and I would think how gross and how much of a turn-off it would be for me...

so you both say nay to being tity fucked? i dont know if its a total turn on. i dont think it is. just seeing a chicks chest and some for play will work for me anytime. i would rather just have plan sex were both get off on it!!!

I never said I didn't.

You didn't answer my question though............

I am saying Nay. Believe me...there's absolutely noting wrong with some 4 play at all...

which question was that i thought i covered them all.

I think she was asking how cumming on some girls chest is such a turn-on to guys....

I'd rather cum in the gal then on her titties or face, less to clean up... der! Plus i heard it stings if it lands in your eyes.

i answered it doesnt turn me on. no to be an ass.

i dont find it a turn on. but i wouldnt mind titiy fucking a chick with huge tits.;)

Ha ha ha...thats funny...

I don't mind a good titty fuck at all but I'm finishing up in the chick's mouth...less mess. Like I wanna be all cuddled up to some sticky girl later that night. As for facials and porno finishes...I think that's just fuckin wrong. Jiz belongs only in a few places and a chick's face isn't one of them. My ex wanted me to finish up on her tits once...but other than that I've never done it and don't intend to.

See...I think it's even nasty to have that "jiz" in some girls mouth...I just can't accept that. I don't see nuthin wrong with it being on the chest or belly or somewhere else other than the face...

lol. guys really dont care much as long as they dont have to clean it up! but i would rather have a peice of ass then a piece of a chicks mouth.

^^ The mouth is a good place, nice and warm, some tongue action, etc.... problem is i really don't want to kiss the gal after. I'm not looking to be suckin mouth with some girl who just ate my juices. ya know. But it is a good feeling.

I like it when a girl cums in my mouth... ;)

i think thats the one thing i will never do. eat a gurl out. it just doesnt sound good.

Ok....a few things here.

1. I don't understand the whole pearl neclace thing.
2. Masturbating in front of a woman can be an exciting part of foreplay, just as her masturbating in front of me can be an exciting part.
3. After watching a woman masturbate for....say....a few seconds, I just want to jump her bones.
4. There isn't much more sexy than a woman who likes to swallow cum. Sorry if you're not into that, but it's just super sexy. And I don't even know why.....it just is to me. Maybe I'm into the health thing, protein and all? Haha. But I'd much rather do my bizniz in an orifice than elsewhere.
5. Cuddling before and/or after sex is fun. In fact, cuddling is fun, period.
6. Touching/kissing a womanl after ejaculation, or whatever,.....seriously, grow up, deal with it. I have no problem kissing a girl who has sucked me or just taken my cum in her mouth......whoopdy frikkin doo, kissing is fun, sex is fun, why complicate it with boyish aprehensiveness?
7. Eating women is FUN!

Those are the basics.

b

Dude...you couldn't be more wrong. Nothing like watching a chick writhe around and moan 'n shit and know you're the one causing that with just yer tongue. If she'll take your wang in her mouth then you should return the favor.:thumbsup:

i have seen cum fly across the room:paranoid: it was crazy

^^Such talk coming from our puritanical little Anna...care to extrapolate on how you were involved in such a thing?;)

^ i also would like to know.

gt40 i just can see myself doing it. but i guess something you have to try.

:paranoid: i was helping someone with something....

^i do care to know what you were helping with.
i take it you were lending a hand.;)

or two..

Ya gotta start learning to have guys return the favor Anna.:thumbsup:

Heh, back to the pearl necklace bc I never answered it;). Blackwolf, am I asking or telling... well, I guess telling, and partially asking/hinting. ;) I've only done it on the chest to one girl twice. The first time was while we were in the shower (no mess), the second time she went and took a shower afterwards, before we went to sleep together. :D BOTH times she wanted me to do it, so I obliged. I think it was more a turnon for her than it was for me, because I did what she told me to... heh. I much rather cum in her mouth, and she loves to swallow. :)

As for you spoognet, I agree with everything you said except for #1 (covered above) and #6. I will NEVER kiss a girl that has MY cum on HER lips... gross dude, gross... you drink your own piss too?:pukey jfwy;)

How did I miss this whole discussion?

i d k how did you miss it.

i have titty fucked one of exs. it was a turn on for both of us i would say. but hell you only live once. kissing a gurl after she sucked you off is something i could see on fear factor. thats so gross. i would never do it.

As long as your baby juice ain't still hanging around on her lips or in her mouth (make sure she swallows it all) then it's not a big deal. If you just gave her a facial or some shit then no...that's just wrong.

I beleive this is the first thread to acheive 10 pages long....and then all of a sudden it switches from Masturbation to thinkgs you done with girlies..... sweet;)

yea it has.
i still dont know if id kiss her even after she swallowed it.

the grossiest thing i have ever seen done. was when i was at a party and this chick was getting harrased by one of my buddies(1) about giving him head. well she took my other buddie(2) and gave him head, kept the juices in her mouth and spit in my buddies(1) drink. just becuase he was harrasing her about it. then he drank it. not all of it but a good portion. no one told him what happened till after he drank most of it. whats funny tho is buddie 1 and 2 are best friends.

That is soooooo freakin WRONG!!!!! Thats what I call indirect friendly fire.

This is why I titled it as such. Enjoy.

hey does anyone know what the abe lincoln sex move is i head about it wednesday its sooo gross. i would never do it but would any of you?

What the fuck? Oh for the love of gawd someone please ban this retarded fucker. Please...now...go do it. Seriously...this is just ridiculous.

hahahhaha.

anyways. tell me can any of you tell me all 52 sex postions with out cheating?that mean looking at other sites and resources.

Can't name them off the top of my head, but I know 20+ ive been in. :yes:

ROTFLMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHA! Exactly. :bow: Its getting to the point where I am just going to :banghead: .

I don't think I could ever swallow...that just sounds gross as it is...let alone actually swallowing that crap. Maybe I just ned some growing up to do but that kind of thing but as of now...nah.:no:

^You can practice on me... ;)