That's why they say men have two heads, each with a mind of it's own. Having your man "up" all the time really isn't that bad, ladies....it's a good thing.....it means the little one likes you....:yes: ;) hehehehehe, sorry, I couldn't resist. I loved it when my ex was up all the time and the bf before him just never could get it up all the time. I knew it wasn't me, but you can only take that for so long w/o taking it personal, ya know? It's like whats wrong? Why doesn't mini-me like me? :confused: :mad:

lol... I'm so glad I can get it up whenever need be. I'm also glad that it doesn't just come "up" whenever it wants... It's not easy walking around a mall or department store with a wood.

hehhehehe.............he said........wood..........

i got an erection when i was 9 while getting a physical

::Ewwwww:: :pukey

Hope the Dr. was a chick.

Double EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet your dad was proud.....That's my boy! :rolleyes:

lol....

eh.... I'm hoping it was a girl Dr. too...:paranoid: :confused:

have something to tell us man? :D

:toofunny: ...anywho, i saw on discovery channel or tlc that morning wood is caused by the peak of testosterone in the mornin'...so that should validate what somebody said earlier about the wood in this thread..:yes:

This is sum funny $hit.....

--GUYS--

You guys ever get a stiffy from wierd things? I get them when driving sometimes, usually I'm a passenger and kind of tired, also get them at work sometimes, just be sitting here and I'll get one crawling down my leg.

When I was in high school, I use to get them all the time when riding on the bus, so hard trying to hide a wood on the bus. I'd usually fall asleep on the way in and wake at school with a wood, that soooooooooo sucked.

lol @ the bus

yea car rides do me in sometimes

you ever noticed that if you fall asleep with wood...you wake up with it...it's odd...:o

I can't fall a sleep with a wood, don't know why. I guess because i sleep on my side and stomach that, hard to sleep on such a lump. g/f helps in that situation... bummer i dont have one at the moment.

dammmmmmmmmmmmmm i need a bf!

me too!

Its kinda like the tooth fairy deal....there's this little pamela anderson w/wings that sprinkles soliva( :pukey) dust on our......"WOOD".....before we wake up..

Yeah.. it makes you wonder if you had it hard all night long or something!!??:paranoid: :confused:

I don't know why you guys are complaining......you don't hear me complaining, do you?? WOOD = GOOD. :yes:

What is wood all about?

It can be embarassing sometimes.... especially when you are in public. You have to try to hide it... walk funny, put your hands in the pockets just to cover your woody. It is good if you have it when you are at home and you got a girlfriend who likes to get down with it anytime. ;) :bandit:

How to explain this... Umm, Morning Wood is when you wake up in the morning with a "Hard On", "Stiffy", "Boner", etc... We were originally talking about what causes it, now we're just talking dirty.

CJblade pretty much is on the right path, wood = awesome when not in public.

Does anyone feel a little pain or soreness after hours of hardness?? I do sometimes... especially when I had a hard on "over night":confused:

I don't keep hard ons for that long, either use them or make them go away. I'm well trained.

Well, I am single... so I am having a hard time to "release" my "extra energy." ;)
So, I just work out everyday to keep my energy "down~" :pfft:

I work out too, just with one hand... ;(

Alright guys, time to switch focus. I was just talking to a friend about ballz. There were some things she didn't know so i wanted to confirm that I'm not a wierdo....

So does one ball hang lower on all guys, or do i have a short chain on one of them?

lol...yes usually the left testicle hangs lower i do believe. so what didnt this girl know? what should we girls know that we dont know. (wow did that make any sense at all?)

Nope....

lol it was typed when i was sleeping i think. didnt think it would make sense. oh well nevermind.

Well, To let us know that it still works. If its not up before I am then me I would worry........ Dominic:yes:

I know I came in on this a little late but for some reason my "little friend" always wakes up in the morning before I do.........

we call that blue balls and it hurts like shit