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DsBlu01CivEX 11-01-2002 01:43 AM

washclothes are easy to explain....first you gotta break it down into it's 2 main components...cloth and wash....you USE the cloth to WASH your body....thats for those of us that just use bar soap....if you're like me (which i know from this thread NONE of you guys are) you use an exfoliant body wash that you massage into your skin with your hands.....not only are you getting rid of dry skin cells and bring the newer/fresher/younger ones to the front, you're also getting a massage. Self massages are an excellent thing to do to destress.:yes: :cool:

Although with all this talk about hairy @sses I think I'd rather talk about guys peein in the shower....:crazy: :o :pukey

monkut 11-01-2002 02:12 AM

ok, lets go back to peein in the shower: what the hell is the problem with that? piss is clean!
(and yes i would eat oatmeal that i just spit in)
:|

Rob 11-01-2002 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by hondaman-iac
sorry but i thought it was funny. i'll edit it if u want me to:yes:

nah...it's alright...
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Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Self massages are an excellent thing to do to destress.:yes: :cool:

Although with all this talk about hairy @sses I think I'd rather talk about guys peein in the shower....:crazy: :o :pukey


Yeah, guys do a similiar form of self massage in the shower but it has nothing to do with exfoliating ;) :crazy: :pfft: :foot: :doh: :moon:
Sorry, I'm a little buzzed right now...........

AND...I do not have a hairy ass :no:

Whiteclipse99 11-01-2002 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
AND...I do not have a hairy ass :no:


Prove it! :moon: :D

mt.biker 11-01-2002 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Prove it! :moon: :D



PLEASE DONT!!!

ChrisCantSkate 11-01-2002 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by mt.biker
PLEASE DONT!!!

what he said. if you do i will put you on vacation!:bandit: :D

DsBlu01CivEX 11-01-2002 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Prove it! :moon: :D



:eek: :D :D :D :D :pfft:

ohiochica 11-01-2002 12:33 PM

omg this is tooooooo funny. as for guys and wash clothes......how do you get a guy to use a wash cloth??? ths realy iritates me with my guy but i have deemed it a lost cause, anyone know any tricks?

ebpda9 11-01-2002 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by ohiochica
omg this is tooooooo funny. as for guys and wash clothes......how do you get a guy to use a wash cloth??? ths realy iritates me with my guy but i have deemed it a lost cause, anyone know any tricks?



the only times i used a wash cloth were if i got too dirty under the car, you know all that oil and crap. other than that screw it. :cigar:

EDIT: and if i'm out of that orange fast cleaner or something like that.

Kyle 11-01-2002 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle


AND...I do not have a hairy ass :no:


I do...:paranoid:

mt.biker 11-01-2002 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by Kyle
I do...:paranoid:


somethings are better kept to yourself

Kyle 11-01-2002 03:35 PM

like my hairy ass?:crazy:

ShEaNy 11-01-2002 04:53 PM

LOL yup!:eek:

Rob 11-01-2002 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Prove it! :moon: :D

Damn, I'm away from the boards for a couple of hours and look what happens :crazy:

Erin??? How many times have I asked you to show me a pic of your booty?? If you don't show me yours then I'm not gonna show you mine :no: ;) :pfft:

ShEaNy 11-02-2002 01:02 AM

hehe^^ YA When....geeeez:bandit: ;)

Whiteclipse99 11-02-2002 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Erin??? How many times have I asked you to show me a pic of your booty?? If you don't show me yours then I'm not gonna show you mine :no: ;) :pfft:


It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)

mt.biker 11-02-2002 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)


For the love of God please hurry, i dont want to see a hair ass posted on this board every!

DsBlu01CivEX 11-02-2002 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)



sorry I'm slackin....The pics are on my camera...I have like 7 more pics to take and then I'll do 1-hr photo, just for you guys! Just keep in mind though...if our asses don't look good you won't see pics of them!

ebpda9 11-02-2002 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
sorry I'm slackin....The pics are on my camera...I have like 7 more pics to take and then I'll do 1-hr photo, just for you guys! Just keep in mind though...if our asses don't look good you won't see pics of them!


any girl ass looks good, unless there are 20lbs or more overweight :crazy:

and one more thing: you could use those 7 shots for your asses. i'm sure the guys won't mind :o

Addict 11-02-2002 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by hondaman-iac
any girl ass looks good, unless there are 20lbs or more overweight :crazy:

and one more thing: you could use those 7 shots for your asses. i'm sure the guys won't mind :o


Yep.. Backup shots in case the other ones aren't that good.

DsBlu01CivEX 11-02-2002 05:15 PM

Well I got the film developed....and OF COURSE Erin doesn't like them....I'll scan and post the ones of my ass....wait thats right I don't have an ass....And the pictures prove that!:o

Rob 11-02-2002 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)

:banana: :banana: :banana:
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Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Well I got the film developed....and OF COURSE Erin doesn't like them....I'll scan and post the ones of my ass....wait thats right I don't have an ass....And the pictures prove that!:o

O.K.....so what wrong with the pics Erin???? And D, from the pic that Erin sent to me of you....I think you have an ass...even if you did loose weight since then I don't think it would have totally disappeared ......:crazy:

btw, does this mean I have to show a pic of my ass now?? :paranoid:

Kyle 11-02-2002 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle


btw, does this mean I have to show a pic of my ass now?? :paranoid:

NOOOOO!!

DsBlu01CivEX 11-02-2002 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle

btw, does this mean I have to show a pic of my ass now?? :paranoid:




it's only fair...if we do you guys have to :moon: :moon: :moon: :pfft: hehe

Rob 11-02-2002 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
it's only fair...if we do you guys have to :moon: :moon: :moon: :pfft: hehe

hahahahaha...o.k. but it aint gonna be purty plus I think that if I actually did post of pic of my :moon: one of the mods would delete it and put me in the corner to think about what I did ;(

DsBlu01CivEX 11-02-2002 10:29 PM

yah probably

GirlRacer 11-02-2002 10:45 PM

:crazy: And we have derailed. :o

Rob 11-02-2002 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by GirlRacer
:crazy: And we have derailed. :o

Hush, you!!!!! ;) :D

mt.biker 11-02-2002 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Hush, you!!!!! ;) :D


Where did the military Rob go, dude guys dont say HUSH...

GirlRacer 11-02-2002 10:53 PM

:eek: Don't encourage him to cuss me! haha :crazy: :paranoid:

Kyle 11-02-2002 10:53 PM

haha

mt.biker 11-02-2002 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by GirlRacer
:eek: Don't encourage him to cuss me! haha :crazy: :paranoid:

no one said nothing about cussing, just girls say hush... not guys

Rob 11-02-2002 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by mt.biker
Where did the military Rob go, dude guys dont say HUSH...

Rob...I'm in the Air Force...we're not military :no: ;)

Kyle 11-02-2002 11:01 PM

lol

Rob 11-02-2002 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by mt.biker
no one said nothing about cussing, just girls say hush... not guys

And I was just trying to be the nice, sweet person that I am :rolleyes: :paranoid: :D

mt.biker 11-02-2002 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Rob...I'm in the Air Force...we're not military :no: ;)


same shit different pile

Kyle 11-02-2002 11:08 PM

lol

Rob 11-02-2002 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by mt.biker
same shit different pile

hahahahaha....I should've expected that from you....but what I meant to say is that the AF is not all Gun-ho and shit...we leave that for the Army and Marines.....and for the Navy, it's Gun-Hayyyyyyy! :D

Kyle 11-02-2002 11:14 PM

lol, gun-hayyyyy

DsBlu01CivEX 11-02-2002 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
no one said nothing about cussing, just girls say hush... not guys


I don't say hush....i tend to use shush....:paranoid:


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