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Kool-Aid 03-22-2004 12:47 PM

Does that mean I am a Nympho?:confused: ;)

SolPol 03-22-2004 12:55 PM

I sure hope so :yes:

Kool-Aid 03-22-2004 01:06 PM

Oh yea? Why's that?????;)

SolPol 03-22-2004 01:08 PM

Ya know, I'd answer, but I think you know why ;)

Kool-Aid 03-22-2004 01:33 PM

Ha ha ha...I think I do know why...;)

ShagginJet 03-22-2004 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Does that mean I am a Nympho?:confused: ;)


This is the way my ex was too. I think it has more to do with the fact of just being comfortable to ask for it when you want it. Girls generally want it just as much or more, they just don't voice themselfs.

Kool-Aid 03-22-2004 01:45 PM

True True...I try to voice myself...but I am shy...:yes:

ShagginJet 03-22-2004 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
True True...I try to voice myself...but I am shy...:yes:


^ I'll help you work on that if you need someone to practice with... ;)

IALuder 03-22-2004 10:08 PM

lol shaggin your a horny bastard arent you.

but i also lend hand in need!:cool:

Kool-Aid 03-23-2004 08:20 AM

Hmmm...but what if I am some ugly loose biatch whose got 4 stomaches?? Would you still help me out?

GT40FIED 03-24-2004 02:58 AM

And on that note...does anyone know how to clean vomit out of a keyboard?

SolPol 03-24-2004 12:02 PM

;( 4 stomachs

pbateson 03-24-2004 12:04 PM

Hmmm... Stomachs?

Kool-Aid 03-24-2004 12:27 PM

Here's a question...why masturbate when you can go have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend or a "friends with benefits" however you wanna call them...??:confused:

SolPol 03-24-2004 12:31 PM

Yeah, cuz everyone has at least two of them right?

IALuder 03-24-2004 01:06 PM

^lol everyone does.

well if your friends with benefits are around for you to do and your GF/BF isnt in the mod. its a last resort that never fails!

SolPol 03-24-2004 01:42 PM

My hand is ALWAYS in the mood.

I know, I know....I'm a lucky man :cool:

Wren57 03-24-2004 01:48 PM

Why masturbate instead of sex? Takes less time, you don't have to be nice to anyone to be able to do it, less mess, no need to cuddle with your hand, you can watch TV/eat while doing it... the list goes on... ;)

IALuder 03-24-2004 03:10 PM

the hand has more benefits. simple as that.:yes:

Kool-Aid 03-25-2004 08:29 AM

Wow...I guess it's true for the convenience part...but doesn't sex feel better though??

SolPol 03-25-2004 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by highlander
Why masturbate instead of sex? Takes less time, you don't have to be nice to anyone to be able to do it, less mess, no need to cuddle with your hand, you can watch TV/eat while doing it... the list goes on... ;)


Ok man, eat while doing it? :pukey

Kool-Aid 03-25-2004 10:02 AM

AAAAhhhh ha ha ha ha....thats funny...

IALuder 03-25-2004 11:09 AM

yes i would say sex feels better. i would rather have sex then beat off.

hey i can eat and masturbate at the sametime. its actually not hard unless the food is hot.

SolPol 03-25-2004 01:21 PM

I have no doubt or your (or my for that matter) ability to eat while flogging the dolphin.

I just don't want to.

Do you eat while you shit too?

Kool-Aid 03-25-2004 01:24 PM

I guess...well flogg on buddy...flogg on. Would you guys ever let a girl watch you beat it or flogg the dolphin??

SolPol 03-25-2004 01:35 PM

If she was into it I might.

And I suppose I'd have to be really into her. Besides, if she's watching me then I would have to be watching her at the same time. And I don't think I would be able to keep from jumping on her after a couple of minutes.

IALuder 03-25-2004 01:43 PM

would i let a check watch me? i dont know. maybe yeah.
sounds odd that a gurl would actually want to watch me.
as for pooing while eating. i havent tried that. ill put it on my things to do list.

SolPol 03-25-2004 01:46 PM

:toofunny:

BlackWolf 03-25-2004 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SolPol
... I don't think I would be able to keep from jumping on her after a couple of minutes.


Ditto.....but replace "her" with "him".......;)

If she's there, why not just let HER do that......besides I don't like to watch guys finish by themselves........

ShagginJet 03-25-2004 05:52 PM

^ Black brings up a very good point.

I've masterbated for girls before and they have done the same for me. It's kind of like a tease/turn on for some gals. If it gets her going i don't mind. She's going to take over in a minute anyways.

Wren57 03-25-2004 11:46 PM

^Ditto w/ shaggin. I've done it for a girl, and let girls do it for me. It's not that big of a deal. One girl wanted me to lay on my back and stroke it to "see how high it would shoot up." On a slightly different topic... any girls here like to take it on the chest/face?;)

BlackWolf 03-26-2004 07:52 AM

You asking or telling? ;)

Just for clarification, why do men like to see that happen? Is it like for the total degradation factor?? I don't understand. Women don't really want to see guys with a "milk mustache" when we finish.....(well, yeah we do sometimes, at least I do but you know what point I'm trying to make) .....what's the big turn on about it for men? It just is?? Really....?? :confused:

Kool-Aid 03-26-2004 02:41 PM

That is gross though...my friends would have those porn flicks on where a guy would land his "fluid" on some girls face, chest, or anywhere...and I would think how gross and how much of a turn-off it would be for me...

IALuder 03-26-2004 03:04 PM

so you both say nay to being tity fucked? i dont know if its a total turn on. i dont think it is. just seeing a chicks chest and some for play will work for me anytime. i would rather just have plan sex were both get off on it!!!

BlackWolf 03-26-2004 03:06 PM

I never said I didn't.

You didn't answer my question though............

Kool-Aid 03-26-2004 03:15 PM

I am saying Nay. Believe me...there's absolutely noting wrong with some 4 play at all...

IALuder 03-26-2004 03:25 PM

which question was that i thought i covered them all.

Kool-Aid 03-26-2004 03:40 PM

I think she was asking how cumming on some girls chest is such a turn-on to guys....

ShagginJet 03-26-2004 03:53 PM

I'd rather cum in the gal then on her titties or face, less to clean up... der! Plus i heard it stings if it lands in your eyes.

IALuder 03-26-2004 03:53 PM

i answered it doesnt turn me on. no to be an ass.

i dont find it a turn on. but i wouldnt mind titiy fucking a chick with huge tits.;)


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