its funny when this happens. Easily fixed though. Just have your girl hop in front you and you two walk close.

Fun to do that sometimes just to do it.:yes:

NASTY!! Your wang is hanging with the kids that you dropped at the pool.... NASTY!!

it's supposed to hit before you drop them, no poopie dick here.

why would that be kewl? cuz it proves you have a hose? Just pull 'er out!:yes:

i've heard it's caused when you sleep and your baldder is pressed on something else can't remember off hand but that's what causes it. my girl loves them i wake up to suprises all the time.:yes:

again!

uh.. girlracer.. two active threads about male parts.. is there something you want to tell us?

and for the record. morning wood doesn't happen EVERY single day. at least not for me :paranoid:

i understand morning wood as your body's way of getting blood flow down there when there isn't enough. it's how we keep it alive.

who cares as long as its just there... thats all i care about

We call 'em leftys and rightys. We like 'em like that 'cause we can see what ya'll got. I especially like it when the jeans got the wear mark there 'cause I can tell you like to use "it" often and well. :yes: or just a really healthy libido.......:banana: :wave: Hi, have we met?

That usually only happens when bumping and grinding at a club. I have myself trained... It usually doesn't come up unless it knows it's going to be used. exceptions being some extremely intelligent and stimulating conversation with a woman, morning wood, and a good bumpin and grindin. It's crazy how just conversing with the right woman can be a turn on.

So, that means you're "up" now?? ;) :yes:

Working on it, could use a picture though.... :yes:

I'll post one when I get my laptop! :luck:

The avatar is the closest I can do for now...........

If you look anything like that, all i have to say is ::in a Homer voice:: DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Thanks hun, that's soo sweet! :kiss:

I think we should keep that information to PM's.

K...

If I even barely touch my b/f he's got it, allll the time he has one pracitally does he just not know how to control it?:confused:

:yes: That's how my X was. I could barely brush him and he was at full mast.

i'm the same way...i really don't know why...but it's just what happens...we're just horny people...

That's why they say men have two heads, each with a mind of it's own. Having your man "up" all the time really isn't that bad, ladies....it's a good thing.....it means the little one likes you....:yes: ;) hehehehehe, sorry, I couldn't resist. I loved it when my ex was up all the time and the bf before him just never could get it up all the time. I knew it wasn't me, but you can only take that for so long w/o taking it personal, ya know? It's like whats wrong? Why doesn't mini-me like me? :confused: :mad:

lol... I'm so glad I can get it up whenever need be. I'm also glad that it doesn't just come "up" whenever it wants... It's not easy walking around a mall or department store with a wood.

hehhehehe.............he said........wood..........

i got an erection when i was 9 while getting a physical

::Ewwwww:: :pukey

Hope the Dr. was a chick.

Double EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet your dad was proud.....That's my boy! :rolleyes:

lol....

eh.... I'm hoping it was a girl Dr. too...:paranoid: :confused:

have something to tell us man? :D

:toofunny: ...anywho, i saw on discovery channel or tlc that morning wood is caused by the peak of testosterone in the mornin'...so that should validate what somebody said earlier about the wood in this thread..:yes:

This is sum funny $hit.....

--GUYS--

You guys ever get a stiffy from wierd things? I get them when driving sometimes, usually I'm a passenger and kind of tired, also get them at work sometimes, just be sitting here and I'll get one crawling down my leg.

When I was in high school, I use to get them all the time when riding on the bus, so hard trying to hide a wood on the bus. I'd usually fall asleep on the way in and wake at school with a wood, that soooooooooo sucked.

lol @ the bus

yea car rides do me in sometimes

you ever noticed that if you fall asleep with wood...you wake up with it...it's odd...:o

I can't fall a sleep with a wood, don't know why. I guess because i sleep on my side and stomach that, hard to sleep on such a lump. g/f helps in that situation... bummer i dont have one at the moment.

dammmmmmmmmmmmmm i need a bf!

me too!

Its kinda like the tooth fairy deal....there's this little pamela anderson w/wings that sprinkles soliva( :pukey) dust on our......"WOOD".....before we wake up..

Yeah.. it makes you wonder if you had it hard all night long or something!!??:paranoid: :confused: