jesus christ this thread has taken another turn haha

And it will continue to do so...it must reach 1500 posts. Although it will require some substance to do so.

its not hard coming up with topics in the this thread.

That made me cringe...

Dude...why would that make your cringe? That's straight up hot.

No, the thought of me getting a wax is what made me cringe.....

Ahhhh...now see that would just be wrong.

damn, waxing your balls would suck ass. pulling it off......:no:

Yeah...what if the wax settled in all the little wrinkles and whatnot?

that would be a bitch. how would you get it off? spray with durning hot water?

Either way you're probably losing some skin.

or your balls all together.

Alas...it seems this thread is officially over with. It was a good run...although I had hoped it would reach 1500 posts. Now it's time for me to pour some out for this thread.;(

I was just thinking to myself that "oh shit did it die"
it's kinda sad to not see this on the top of the thread list nowadays..infact it's been downright depressing...I think I'll pour some out for this thred as well;(

......it wont die if you two keep posting in it.......

Dude...I post here all the time. I just sort of trailed off when it seemed like people stopped caring.

people never stop caring about beating it off. do they? i figured it was to important not to care.

just 84 more posts. i am sure ben will come up with some more perverted ways of beating it off besides socks. ;)

thats right ben I think it was an attempt to make something work:yes:

oh my bad.

i didnt know i was the biggest perv on the board. sence its up to me to make a topic.

who here has been in a three some? i was last friday with 2 girls. oh man thats some fun ass shit.:yes:

haha you know what I just realized I am older than Ben lol
for some reason I've been picturing him being in th emid 20's

having a pair of socks with you in bed does not make it a threesome ;)

:toofunny:

Hell...I have enough trouble wrangling together a twosome.

Threesomes... HELL NO.. Im selfish i dont fucking share...

My ex was like that. She was curious but didn't wanna share. But hey...I was thankful I was getting laid at all.

lol. man, i cant even comeback on that one. lol.

No, I'm the biggest perv oh wait that's nympho and no, unfortunately I haven't yet. The girl and her guy haven't suggested it again so I don't know if it would ever happen and the two guys at work I can never get out of the building let alone together with me. I just can't get any lately. I think I'll just go and cry in my beer......;(

dammit

or come up to iowa for some fun!;)

try a foursome:yes: ;) :bandit:

Who wants to come to Cali?? Party over here!!! ;)


LoL. Thanks for caring guys even though I really would like you to be serious. Hopefully things will get better soon, like REAL soon. As soon as I get this new guys number!!! Hhehehehe!!

HEY!, can't keep a good nympho down!!! :yes: ;)

i thought nymphos are always going down. PUN MASTER!

Up, down, up, down, it's pretty much all the same. YEAH BABY! ;)

Very punny by the way. :|

ahahaha;) :yes: good one punmasta lol

masturbation in public.. hot.. or no?

If you're just servicing yourself...not. If someone is helping you...hot.

LOL...^^ what he said lol:yes: :yes:

i have to try the sock before i get them.;) j/k

but like GT said. i would never EVER want to see someone wacking in it public. i think i would have to kick him in the head for that.

What if that "he" was a "she"?

then he'd curl into a corner with a sock

Lol... But youd rather see a girl servicing a guy in public... come on makes no sense...

Actually I'd rather BE a guy being serviced by a girl in public.

lol nice one...

damn right :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

lmao speaking of which...man it's been a while since last being serviced:o
i have to get out of this dry hell hole...guess it's time to start going to my friends place up near usf....lots of chicas there;)

better lose the tits darin. the chicas maybe jealious of you. plus is suck to have bigger tits then your "chica". j/p mang

yea, well im going to a club sat. in which i have been two 3 times in the last week. it seems to be a pretty good place to some ass. every night i been there, i leave with one or two ladies!:cool: :bandit:

One or two pair of ladies socks?



;)

ohh geez. should we change the name of the thread to how ben likes socks :D

man, after one small comment that was to be a joke. im branded for life. ill die and stefan will write on tomb stone.

well ur lucky i usually walk IN with 1 or 2 ..maybe 3 ladies...and walk OUT hours later with none:mad: i never know what happens lol:confused:

Hhahahahaha! I like the way "someone" changed the topic name!

Hey, I usually go to clubs alone or with a few friends and go home alone. I can feel your pain. I can't even get the two cuties at work to meet me there and the couple won't either. Hence my latest statement.

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