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IALuder 10-23-2004 12:41 PM

:D:D:D

of course when im lying down. you never said i had to be technical.

GT40FIED 10-28-2004 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
you never said i had to be technical.


Ok...technically you have a small penis.:D

IALuder 10-28-2004 06:41 AM

:D:D:D

damn, i left that shot wide open.

GT40FIED 10-29-2004 11:54 PM

As wide open as Darin's...no...it's too easy.

ebpda9 10-30-2004 12:27 AM

lmao

GT40FIED 10-30-2004 06:08 AM

Ok...I have another legitimate question. Which do you prefer...giving/receiving oral sex, or having actual sex? Myself...I actually like giving a girl head more. Not because it feels better (obviously)...it's more a sense of power. You get to watch a girl squirm around and whether or not she gets off is up to you. So what do you guys/gals think? Which is better?

IALuder 10-30-2004 07:29 AM

just having mutliple sex.:yes:

CD5Passion 10-30-2004 03:40 PM

I'm definatly a fan of going down on a girl thats for sure, not guys as most of you would like to beleive:o

IALuder 10-30-2004 06:57 PM

well chicks with dicks darin still mean shes a man.

GT40FIED 10-30-2004 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
just having mutliple sex.:yes:


Dude...what in the fuck does that mean? Once again, your grammatical skills leave me in awe.

IALuder 10-30-2004 08:24 PM

one chick mutliple times in one night. :yes:

GT40FIED 10-30-2004 09:06 PM

Well that's a given. I'm talking about if given the choice...say you've only got a half hour or an hour to fool around...which would you go for?

ebpda9 10-30-2004 09:12 PM

if given a choice i would masturbate :o

CD5Passion 10-31-2004 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
well chicks with dicks darin still mean shes a man.
:nono:

I was so at a USF party an hour ago with some hot chics wrestling in a pool of jello and some near lesbian action. :cool: saw enough boobies and vagaga's to make me happy for a little while

GT40FIED 10-31-2004 02:17 AM

Reminds me of a NOFX concert I was at once.

ebpda9 10-31-2004 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
one chick mutliple times in one night. :yes:



no wonder sock companies make soo much money

IALuder 10-31-2004 04:52 PM

:D:D to bad i dont need them anymore. :cool:

ebpda9 10-31-2004 05:28 PM

ofcourse you don't need chicks. you always use socks

IALuder 10-31-2004 10:39 PM

:D:D nice, switching my words around.

ShEaNy 10-31-2004 10:57 PM

WOW this thread is HUGE...i prolly do it...4 or 5 a week...average lol depends when i got SOME last Lol :P:cool:

GT40FIED 10-31-2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sheany_91accord
WOW this thread is HUGE...i prolly do it...4 or 5 a week...average lol depends when i got SOME last Lol :P:cool:


Haha...man, you're about 90 pages late with that response.:D

IALuder 11-01-2004 10:07 AM

:D:D im amazed we can talk about masterbation/sex for 92 pages but cant seem to talk about anything else for more then 3.

mavaaoife 11-01-2004 10:19 AM

Yeah At Ga Southern parties are like that all the time Darin... Jello wrestling....Pudding wrestling.... any excuse to get girls in bakini's to wrestle around in hopes something will pop off.... I have already said i liked going down on guys.. Im more of a giver then a reciever... Masturbation just doesnt do it for me.. i need the real thing

BlackWolf 11-01-2004 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Well that's a given. I'm talking about if given the choice...say you've only got a half hour or an hour to fool around...which would you go for?


I wouldn't choose.....I'd do both. :yes:

Shocking that revelation came from me...........:D

ebpda9 11-01-2004 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
:D:D nice, switching my words around.


that's the name of the game;)

CD5Passion 11-01-2004 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Yeah At Ga Southern parties are like that all the time Darin... Jello wrestling....Pudding wrestling.... any excuse to get girls in bakini's to wrestle around in hopes something will pop off.... I have already said i liked going down on guys.. Im more of a giver then a reciever... Masturbation just doesnt do it for me.. i need the real thing


ohhhh take me to a party Ren:wave:

and as far as the topic of the thread since it seems that it has popped up once again. masturbation is great....when you have to at least..nothing like the good ol sex

mavaaoife 11-01-2004 04:17 PM

Darin im going back on November 12.. join me???

CD5Passion 11-01-2004 08:27 PM

Oh can I wrestle someone..preferably a female?

aw damn I have a research paper for my humanities class due;(

IALuder 11-02-2004 07:17 AM

^hahah, ill go REN. im there fo SHO!

ebpda9 11-02-2004 07:23 AM

so then you must be darin's female :D

mavaaoife 11-02-2004 09:42 AM

Come on Ben.. Shit the more the merrier...

CD5Passion 11-02-2004 11:42 AM

bens my bitch:D

IALuder 11-02-2004 12:03 PM

wtf, im no ones bitch. plus darin your the one with "Bitch Tits". so i think you got the roles flip flop like kerry on issues.

BlackWolf 11-02-2004 01:40 PM

Darins' MY bitch.... :yes: (cracks whip) ;)

and no, I don't condone abusing MY socks......:no:

CD5Passion 11-02-2004 07:14 PM

bitch tits?!:mad:
well I wont argue about being a womens bitch;) if it gets me some benefits:cool:

GT40FIED 11-05-2004 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
well I wont argue about being a womens bitch;) if it gets me some benefits:cool:


I can vouch for that!

CD5Passion 11-05-2004 04:03 PM

now only to get a woman in my life:cool:

IALuder 11-06-2004 07:00 AM

that got to be hard being gay and all.

GT40FIED 11-07-2004 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
now only to get a woman in my life:cool:


You mean for more than 10 days this time?

CD5Passion 11-08-2004 02:52 PM

I hate you stefan;)

and yes I need a relationship..I'm not too good with the fling thing, it was more like a sexual release.....so I'm cool with itlol

GT40FIED 11-09-2004 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
I'm not too good with the fling thing, it was more like a sexual release.....so I'm cool with itlol


Nothing wrong with a fling here and there...just don't make a habit of it. That is...unless you want me to start calling you Rob.:D

IALuder 11-09-2004 03:26 AM

:D:D Rob Jr.

GT40FIED 11-12-2004 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
:D:D Rob Jr.


Yes...Rob Jr. indeed.

Now...for another question...who here shaves their packagejunk-area? Anyone?

CD5Passion 11-12-2004 02:44 AM

I'm not a fan of hair, but I dont shave everything...just enough to make it looks tidy;)

GT40FIED 11-12-2004 05:32 AM

I'm not a fan of hair either...but even if I could I doubt I would shave.

IALuder 11-12-2004 07:24 AM

i have once, i will never do it agian. it itched like a bitch when came back in.

ill trim it down but never use a rasor agian. plus the idea of cutting my sack with a razor doesnt help.:no:

BlackWolf 11-12-2004 07:50 AM

Waxes! :yes: :banana:

CD5Passion 11-12-2004 08:32 AM

waxes?! holy shit ouch:eek:

BlackWolf 11-12-2004 10:40 AM

Makes that area smooth as a baby's butt. Very, very velvety soft. The first couple of times I used a numbing cream but now it's not so bad. Having bare floors makes for being able to feel EVERYTHING, even the cold metal of my ring. YEAH BABY!!!!

IALuder 11-12-2004 11:55 AM

damn, oh gad damn.

i remember one of few xs i had waxed. damn it was like silk. best thing every. she didnt have a ring....must be more plessurable i take it?


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