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mavaaoife 08-23-2004 07:39 AM

Wow.. Steve isnt at all big headed...:rolleyes:

Rob 08-23-2004 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
wow GT40 is a dictator of anna land.....:D:D:D

Damn....I :bow: to the dictator

GT40FIED 08-23-2004 09:55 PM

Damn straight...and I rule with an iron fist. Or not. :D

IALuder 08-24-2004 07:43 AM

lmao :D:D

and the ego gets bigger.:no:

GT40FIED 08-24-2004 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
lmao :D:D

and the ego gets bigger.:no:



Ummm...that's not my ego. HAHA!

IALuder 08-24-2004 09:15 PM

hahaha :D:D:D

ego my waffel

GT40FIED 08-25-2004 12:38 AM

Ummm...yeah...that...too?

Violent Apathy 08-25-2004 01:13 AM

roffle my waffle

IALuder 08-25-2004 07:07 AM

you what to waffel nasty.....:|

GT40FIED 08-25-2004 11:09 AM

i have no fuking clue what you two nancy boys are talking about.

ebpda9 08-25-2004 11:31 AM

lol, so now we need a sockman and violent apathy to english dictionary ;)

IALuder 08-25-2004 03:19 PM

Nice...sockman....i dont know where you could have ever came up with that handman..:D:D:D


and it "Lego my ego." now do you understand.

CD5Passion 08-25-2004 05:21 PM

roffle..waffle..sockman..handman...what the hell is going on in here

GT40FIED 08-25-2004 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
and it "Lego my ego." now do you understand.


That is so grammatically incorrect I scarcely know where to begin. First of all...the ego is 1/3 of Freud's idea of the human psyche, accompanied by the id and super ego. An Eggo is a tasty breakfast treat that will also help with hangovers if eaten before bed. Plus "it" should be followed by and apostrophe and an "s", the first letter of any sentence should be capitalized, and since you asked a question there should be a question mark rather than a period. All hail the grammar nazi...me.:D

IALuder 08-25-2004 07:44 PM

^fuck you grammerman.:D:D

CD5Passion 08-26-2004 11:35 PM

Sigmund Freud was awesome

GT40FIED 08-26-2004 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
Sigmund Freud was awesome


Yes...he and I have something in common. Haha! Ok...back to the topic of roughin' up the suspect...do you guys/gals find that if you go longer without doing it that it's over a lot quicker? I figure, much like actual sex, the longer you go, the shorter you last when you get back in the game. Thoughts? Humerous stories?

IALuder 08-27-2004 03:11 AM

hahaha humerous stories..:D:D i figured off all people you would know. :D:D

CD5Passion 08-28-2004 10:20 AM

I would agree with you on that one. course I've heard it said that if you want to last alittle long make sure to .."flog the dolphin" a few hours prior to having sex and it should help ya last alittle longer:cool:

FlooredAccord 08-28-2004 12:38 PM

^That's what I heard too. Wonder if it's true. Ah, well, better get to practice!

IALuder 08-28-2004 03:51 PM

well maybe i should try this. now that i gurl!!!!:cool:

GT40FIED 08-29-2004 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
I would agree with you on that one. course I've heard it said that if you want to last alittle long make sure to .."flog the dolphin" a few hours prior to having sex and it should help ya last alittle longer:cool:


Or you could just have the chick go down on your before sex. That way you last longer and you're not doing all the work.

And yes Floored, it's true.

IALuder 08-29-2004 05:58 AM

^that is a way better idea. :yes:

CD5Passion 08-29-2004 02:22 PM

^ here here:yes:

SolPol 08-29-2004 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
^fuck you grammerman.:D:D


When making fun of someone by calling him the grammer (sic) man, one should spell grammAr correctly, thus not opening himself up to more ridicule.

Matter of fact, I'm a little disappointed in Steve for not catching that :no:

SolPol 08-29-2004 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Yes...he and I have something in common. Haha! Ok...back to the topic of roughin' up the suspect...do you guys/gals find that if you go longer without doing it that it's over a lot quicker? I figure, much like actual sex, the longer you go, the shorter you last when you get back in the game. Thoughts? Humerous stories?


So true man, so true. Hell I broke up with my girl a couple weeks ago and she was by the house the other day and we had a quick roll (hehe) and I was like, "Damn man, I just cut my time down to about a quarter of what it used to be. " And it had been like a week and a half. Quite strange. It's ok though, before her it had been like two years since I'd gotten some, so a quarter of what I'd worked up to was still like 4 times longer than when we first started ;)

Get all that?

GT40FIED 08-29-2004 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SolPol
When making fun of someone by calling him the grammer (sic) man, one should spell grammAr correctly, thus not opening himself up to more ridicule.

Matter of fact, I'm a little disappointed in Steve for not catching that :no:



Oh trust me...I noticed...but I figured that, after correcting his grammar, if he continued to bastardize the english language it was NOT my responsibility. :D

SolPol 08-30-2004 12:48 AM

Yeah I kinda figured. But hey what fun is the internet if you can't make fun of perfect strangers ;)

IALuder 08-30-2004 08:56 AM

:D:D

GT40FIED 08-30-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SolPol
Yeah I kinda figured. But hey what fun is the internet if you can't make fun of perfect strangers ;)


Which Kevin Smith movie was it where Jason Lee said "That's what the internet is FOR...slandering others anonymously."?

Violent Apathy 08-30-2004 03:55 PM

I think it was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

SolPol 08-30-2004 04:34 PM

It most certainly was.

GT40FIED 08-31-2004 11:16 PM

That's what I thought. Now excuse me...I'm off to sander you all anonymously.

SolPol 09-01-2004 02:15 AM

Not if I do it first pal :cool:

GT40FIED 09-02-2004 11:43 AM

Oh I think I've got you beat there dude.

IALuder 09-02-2004 09:16 PM

i got you both beat. no shut the fuck up!

GT40FIED 09-02-2004 09:26 PM

Ben, I am so gonna kick your virtual ass. By the way...you new girl sent me a message...


FlooredAccord 09-03-2004 12:40 PM

^That's hella wrong.(the pic)

GT40FIED 09-03-2004 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlooredAccord
^That's hella wrong.(the pic)


:D But that's what makes it so damned funny. Thanks to Derek, btw for sending me that pic for malicious use.

CD5Passion 09-03-2004 04:57 PM

:D :D :D
so who is this girl now?


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