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Wow.. Steve isnt at all big headed...:rolleyes:
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Damn....I :bow: to the dictator |
Damn straight...and I rule with an iron fist. Or not. :D
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lmao :D:D
and the ego gets bigger.:no: |
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Ummm...that's not my ego. HAHA! |
hahaha :D:D:D
ego my waffel |
Ummm...yeah...that...too?
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roffle my waffle
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you what to waffel nasty.....:|
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i have no fuking clue what you two nancy boys are talking about.
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lol, so now we need a sockman and violent apathy to english dictionary ;)
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Nice...sockman....i dont know where you could have ever came up with that handman..:D:D:D
and it "Lego my ego." now do you understand. |
roffle..waffle..sockman..handman...what the hell is going on in here
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That is so grammatically incorrect I scarcely know where to begin. First of all...the ego is 1/3 of Freud's idea of the human psyche, accompanied by the id and super ego. An Eggo is a tasty breakfast treat that will also help with hangovers if eaten before bed. Plus "it" should be followed by and apostrophe and an "s", the first letter of any sentence should be capitalized, and since you asked a question there should be a question mark rather than a period. All hail the grammar nazi...me.:D |
^fuck you grammerman.:D:D
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Sigmund Freud was awesome
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Yes...he and I have something in common. Haha! Ok...back to the topic of roughin' up the suspect...do you guys/gals find that if you go longer without doing it that it's over a lot quicker? I figure, much like actual sex, the longer you go, the shorter you last when you get back in the game. Thoughts? Humerous stories? |
hahaha humerous stories..:D:D i figured off all people you would know. :D:D
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I would agree with you on that one. course I've heard it said that if you want to last alittle long make sure to .."flog the dolphin" a few hours prior to having sex and it should help ya last alittle longer:cool:
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^That's what I heard too. Wonder if it's true. Ah, well, better get to practice!
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well maybe i should try this. now that i gurl!!!!:cool:
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Or you could just have the chick go down on your before sex. That way you last longer and you're not doing all the work. And yes Floored, it's true. |
^that is a way better idea. :yes:
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^ here here:yes:
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When making fun of someone by calling him the grammer (sic) man, one should spell grammAr correctly, thus not opening himself up to more ridicule. Matter of fact, I'm a little disappointed in Steve for not catching that :no: |
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So true man, so true. Hell I broke up with my girl a couple weeks ago and she was by the house the other day and we had a quick roll (hehe) and I was like, "Damn man, I just cut my time down to about a quarter of what it used to be. " And it had been like a week and a half. Quite strange. It's ok though, before her it had been like two years since I'd gotten some, so a quarter of what I'd worked up to was still like 4 times longer than when we first started ;) Get all that? |
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Oh trust me...I noticed...but I figured that, after correcting his grammar, if he continued to bastardize the english language it was NOT my responsibility. :D |
Yeah I kinda figured. But hey what fun is the internet if you can't make fun of perfect strangers ;)
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:D:D
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Which Kevin Smith movie was it where Jason Lee said "That's what the internet is FOR...slandering others anonymously."? |
I think it was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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It most certainly was.
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That's what I thought. Now excuse me...I'm off to sander you all anonymously.
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Not if I do it first pal :cool:
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Oh I think I've got you beat there dude.
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i got you both beat. no shut the fuck up!
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Ben, I am so gonna kick your virtual ass. By the way...you new girl sent me a message...
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^That's hella wrong.(the pic)
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:D But that's what makes it so damned funny. Thanks to Derek, btw for sending me that pic for malicious use. |
:D :D :D
so who is this girl now? |
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