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IALuder 10-11-2004 02:02 AM

hahahah, no but i had a few snow bunnies!!!!;)

GT40FIED 10-11-2004 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
hahahah, no but i had a few snow bunnies!!!!;)

Dude...what did I tell you about fucking rabbits?

IALuder 10-11-2004 02:16 AM

:D

BlackWolf 10-11-2004 01:18 PM

What about fucking like rabbits?? ;)

CD5Passion 10-11-2004 03:07 PM

no ben only fucks rabbits apparently....did socks get to old for ya?

IALuder 10-11-2004 03:09 PM

well snow bunnies are rabbit they are very sexie burnettes. oh man fucking like rabbits doesnt describe it...

CD5Passion 10-11-2004 03:19 PM

so you upgraded to bunny slippers ?

GT40FIED 10-11-2004 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
well snow bunnies are rabbit


So grammatically incorrect I think it gave me cancer...and you apparently admitted the accusation.

BlackWolf 10-12-2004 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
so you upgraded to bunny slippers ?



:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

IALuder 10-12-2004 02:55 PM

hahahah. awesome. i was hoping you didnt see that. oh well.

BlackWolf 10-12-2004 03:03 PM

Yea, that's kinda something I wouldn't want to see either........:no:



ew.

GT40FIED 10-13-2004 07:54 PM

Yeah...no fornication with footwear. This includes sandals, slippers, shoes, socks, moccasins, aquasocks, heels, pumps, stockings, kneehighs, boots, chuckas, etc.

IALuder 10-13-2004 09:26 PM

hahahahah

CD5Passion 10-14-2004 02:35 AM

half tempted to rig all of your footwear with mousetraps or something unpleasant:yes:

IALuder 10-14-2004 06:42 AM

man, i can see now me going to rub on off in sock and get my cock stuck in a mouse trap.

i can no long fuck socks.:paranoid:

CD5Passion 10-14-2004 12:04 PM

:D :D :D

GT40FIED 10-14-2004 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
i can no long fuck socks.:paranoid:


It's sad that someone had to go that far to put a kink in your plans.

IALuder 10-14-2004 05:36 PM

i know. that sucks, i got to find a new way now.

BlackWolf 10-15-2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
It's sad that someone had to go that far to put a kink in your plans.



Kink...............hahhahahahhahahhhahhahahha!!!!!

mavaaoife 10-15-2004 12:21 PM

haha:D

IALuder 10-15-2004 02:50 PM

damn, that would hurt like a bitch. :D

GT40FIED 10-17-2004 05:33 PM

I love how this has sort of turned into a sock fucking intervention.:D People are willing to take drastic actions to keep others from molesting footwear. Nice.

BTW Ben...in all seriousness...do you have a foot fetish or were socks just a matter of convenience?

IALuder 10-17-2004 07:25 PM

a matter of convenience. it doesnt get all over your hands or you. as clean as being in the shower.;)

CD5Passion 10-17-2004 07:40 PM

:pukey BLAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG

IALuder 10-17-2004 07:59 PM

:D:Dhahahaha:D:D

mavaaoife 10-17-2004 08:01 PM

wow.. I really didnt wanna hear about your joys of masturbation and the socks you use.. but I guess this is what the thread is all about.. So since we are ont he subject.. you prefer any special brand of socks? Gold toe...Peds...???

GT40FIED 10-17-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
as clean as being in the shower.;)


Sure...if you ignore all of the bacteria that cultures itself in such fabric.

Oh...and LMAO@Ren

IALuder 10-17-2004 09:22 PM

thats why you wash the sock every other masterbation period.

i prefer soccer socks. becuase that way my huge cock and fill it up. ;)

plus i hope you all know this was a joke and then stefan and rob made everyone believe it. :D

ebpda9 10-17-2004 09:30 PM

lol, well maybe you shouldn't make stuff up and that way me and rob won't crack jokes at you sockman.

and since you started bragging about how big your male part is i think it's totally the other way ;)

GT40FIED 10-17-2004 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
becuase that way my huge cock and fill it up. ;)


Once again, so grammitcally incorrect I think you gave me cancer. And to add to it, it's obviously a lie.:D

Oh...and no matter how often you wash them, that isn't gonna kill everything. It all just brings new meaning to the term I used to use for comdoms..."cock socks".

IALuder 10-17-2004 10:06 PM

hahahah, yes im small. so small its 3inchs. FROM THE GROUND. ;)

i give you cancer almost 3 times a week. arent you dead yet?:o

I DONT FUCK SOCKS

ebpda9 10-17-2004 10:15 PM

yeah, you abuse them

IALuder 10-17-2004 10:39 PM

:D:D

mavaaoife 10-18-2004 01:38 AM

awwwww and i thought it was true

CD5Passion 10-18-2004 01:38 AM

lmao, and this threads continues to escalate

GT40FIED 10-18-2004 02:00 AM

I think it's because of Ben's admition...errr....joke (yeah...that's the ticket). If you click on the post count of this thread on the battle of the sexes page, you'll see he's posted even more than me in this thread...and I started it.

mavaaoife 10-18-2004 02:02 AM

holy hell... thats alot...

IALuder 10-18-2004 06:39 AM

just cuase i masterbate and have sex more (except for rob) and openly talk about it. :|

we need to get off this topic.

starts a new topic after this post.

CD5Passion 10-18-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
just cuase i masterbate and have sex more (except for rob) and openly talk about it. :|

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BlackWolf 10-18-2004 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
just cuase i masterbate ... more.....



DAMN.....and I thought I was a freaakk!

;)

mavaaoife 10-18-2004 04:50 PM

:toofunny: wow.....

CD5Passion 10-18-2004 05:22 PM

so Ben, if you want to subject to change you better come up with a good topic to switch it to

mavaaoife 10-18-2004 05:29 PM

its up to you ben

ebpda9 10-18-2004 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackWolf
DAMN.....and I thought I was a freaakk!

;)



umm but i bet the socks belong on your feet not on some other part of the body. :rolleyes:

GT40FIED 10-18-2004 06:49 PM

Ok, fuck it. I gotta new topic. In relation to my question to Ben about his sock fetish, does anyone here have any sexual fetishes? You know...anything from the kinky to the "normal" (i.e. breast man, leg man, etc.). We all already know Blackwolf is a size queen.:D Anyone else?

mavaaoife 10-18-2004 07:51 PM

I have chest/arm/neck fetish.. i cant stand small skinny guys.. I need some meat, but not flab..

ebpda9 10-18-2004 07:54 PM

i have a pantyhose/stockings and wet fetish, but unlike ben i don't wear pantyhose or stockings and i do not fuck or abuse them sexually

GT40FIED 10-18-2004 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
I have chest/arm/neck fetish.. i cant stand small skinny guys.. I need some meat, but not flab..


Haha...man you would've hated me about 2 or 3 years ago. I was 6'4" 155lbs. I looked like a skeleton with hair.

CD5Passion 10-18-2004 09:01 PM

I love hips and I love me a nice ass:yes:

mavaaoife 10-18-2004 10:14 PM

eh.. i gotz the big tits.. i need something that can compete... hence why im dating a pro-wrestler


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