well maybe i should try this. now that i gurl!!!!:cool:

Or you could just have the chick go down on your before sex. That way you last longer and you're not doing all the work.

And yes Floored, it's true.

^that is a way better idea. :yes:

^ here here:yes:

When making fun of someone by calling him the grammer (sic) man, one should spell grammAr correctly, thus not opening himself up to more ridicule.

Matter of fact, I'm a little disappointed in Steve for not catching that :no:

So true man, so true. Hell I broke up with my girl a couple weeks ago and she was by the house the other day and we had a quick roll (hehe) and I was like, "Damn man, I just cut my time down to about a quarter of what it used to be. " And it had been like a week and a half. Quite strange. It's ok though, before her it had been like two years since I'd gotten some, so a quarter of what I'd worked up to was still like 4 times longer than when we first started ;)

Get all that?

Oh trust me...I noticed...but I figured that, after correcting his grammar, if he continued to bastardize the english language it was NOT my responsibility. :D

Yeah I kinda figured. But hey what fun is the internet if you can't make fun of perfect strangers ;)

:D:D

Which Kevin Smith movie was it where Jason Lee said "That's what the internet is FOR...slandering others anonymously."?

I think it was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

It most certainly was.

That's what I thought. Now excuse me...I'm off to sander you all anonymously.

Not if I do it first pal :cool:

Oh I think I've got you beat there dude.

i got you both beat. no shut the fuck up!

Ben, I am so gonna kick your virtual ass. By the way...you new girl sent me a message...

^That's hella wrong.(the pic)

:D But that's what makes it so damned funny. Thanks to Derek, btw for sending me that pic for malicious use.

:D :D :D
so who is this girl now?

oh how dare you cross the many lines you just did. :D:D:D:D:D

funny shit. i give yea that.

Hey...blame Derek. I told him I was so going to use that to fuck with people. Hahaha! Plus it's just classic in it's wrongness.

i thought you crossed the line "using socks" while staring at that pic :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I'm a little sick right now...so I was laughing so hard at that I started choking and I think I almost shit myself :paranoid:

......:spam:

...fuck off :kiss:

;)

hahahahha:D:D:D

Man this thread rules. I kick so much ass. I love me.

well, isn't that obvious, look at the title of the thread you started.

lol, well last night on tv i got to the end of a report where they were saying that the average american spends a lot of time surfing porn. i know i did my part ;)

i have done my part plus the part of 5 more people!!!

Hell...if you harnessed the power of the frequency of my masturbation, you could argueably power a small city.

:pukey

You know you liked it bitch. Haha!:D

lol, thats completely wrong in all ways possible.

Yet, because of my awesomeness, it somehow works.

I can hold ~700 watts for at least 2 hours, 1100W during a sprint.

I'm talking about a bike

i power the whole midwest.

best thread i have ever seen on a forum..some funny shit but the question should have asked this to when did you find out you can spank tha monkey play in tha grass all that...

I think I was 10 or 11. Hard to remember. Booze makes me forget.

somewhere around 13.

thinkin I was around 12 years....but I can't remember

I think it all depends on when you hit puberty. I hit mine early...probably around 10 or so. And with puberty comes treating your body like an amusement park. Score! :thumbsup:

lol its true.

no the question is did you beat off or wack it first?

and when was your first time?

i wacked it first. then when i was 15 i had sex. ahh man good time in high school!

I don't feel like going back through the pages to find the question but I am assuming that the question is about the first time you'd masturbated...correct?

no when you first learned about the birds and the bees.

The first time I had sex was when I was 14. I had missed the bus home and this senior that had been eyeing me had offered to take me home. When I got home, nobody was home and I didn't have the key to my place so he took me somewhere and took care of his business. To this minute of the day...I regret it because I didn't know what I was getting into. Hell, I didn't even know what sex was yet...and now that I think about it...that jackass took complete advantage of me...on the good note of that...I made sure my siblings know what's goin on about it... :|

im sorry. :no: :no: :no:

Ehh my first time for any sexual activity was 14 in Hs.. but my actual first time having sex was 18... my freshman year of college... damn frat boys....