:toofunny: Agrees......................still ew though. :|

Sock Fetish Klub....ahaha :D i dissed myself..;(

Haha. I'd say "OWNED!"...but can a person really do that to themselves? A philosophical issue indeed. What's more, a philosophical issue within a thread about masturbation. But to add my own...

Sock Fornicater King
Sock Fondler King
Sock Fetish King

All good contributions in my opinion.....and as for someone owning themselves, wouldn't that be the same as someone preveberially screwing onesself.......:hmmm:

i think its about the same. interesting topic.

wow.. a guy screwing himself.... until now i thought it was impossible....guess not

ew

well remember Will Farrel on SNL took yoga till he could bend over far enought to suck his own cock.

i personally would not suck my own cock if i could.

:bs:

:toofunny: My thoughts exactly.

....shards you couldnt bend over far enough to suck it even if you could put you head right over it......:D j/k

i seriously wouldnt. thats nasty.

Once again...:bs:. Haha.

:D:D i give up...FUCK IT:|

hey bro I have not heard any complaints so something must be right;)

.............:| ...............

:D hey i had to defend myself

Hell, I'd never leave the house.

The pure and simple truth...right there.

lol :D Nice.

i know you would just to get socks ;)

Well hell, if I could, I wouldn't leave the house either.........:yes:

Well that's a given.

Meow!


;) :kiss:

Yeah...just lemme know if ya need any help. Haha!

Wow, first of all, this thread made me laugh until I ;( . Second, I had no idea, nor did I want to know, that everybody on this forum spanks da monkey. As for myself, it really depends on if I have a girlfriend or getting laid regularly, if I'm not, it's like all the time @ least once a day. All my Vida Guerra pictures are messed up and that really pisses me off.

I prefer the term flogging the dolphin, harboring the fugitive, roughing up the suspect, or burping the nephew, thank you very much.

Anytime hun, anytime! :yes:

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

man, im so jealious of GT40 now. i wish i could "give you a hand" black wolf.;) :kiss:

That's right...bow down to me.

wow GT40 is a dictator of anna land.....:D:D:D

Wow.. Steve isnt at all big headed...:rolleyes:

Damn....I :bow: to the dictator

Damn straight...and I rule with an iron fist. Or not. :D

lmao :D:D

and the ego gets bigger.:no:

Ummm...that's not my ego. HAHA!

hahaha :D:D:D

ego my waffel

Ummm...yeah...that...too?

roffle my waffle

you what to waffel nasty.....:|

i have no fuking clue what you two nancy boys are talking about.

lol, so now we need a sockman and violent apathy to english dictionary ;)

Nice...sockman....i dont know where you could have ever came up with that handman..:D:D:D


and it "Lego my ego." now do you understand.

roffle..waffle..sockman..handman...what the hell is going on in here

That is so grammatically incorrect I scarcely know where to begin. First of all...the ego is 1/3 of Freud's idea of the human psyche, accompanied by the id and super ego. An Eggo is a tasty breakfast treat that will also help with hangovers if eaten before bed. Plus "it" should be followed by and apostrophe and an "s", the first letter of any sentence should be capitalized, and since you asked a question there should be a question mark rather than a period. All hail the grammar nazi...me.:D

^fuck you grammerman.:D:D

Sigmund Freud was awesome

Yes...he and I have something in common. Haha! Ok...back to the topic of roughin' up the suspect...do you guys/gals find that if you go longer without doing it that it's over a lot quicker? I figure, much like actual sex, the longer you go, the shorter you last when you get back in the game. Thoughts? Humerous stories?

hahaha humerous stories..:D:D i figured off all people you would know. :D:D

I would agree with you on that one. course I've heard it said that if you want to last alittle long make sure to .."flog the dolphin" a few hours prior to having sex and it should help ya last alittle longer:cool:

^That's what I heard too. Wonder if it's true. Ah, well, better get to practice!