of course becuase nothing can be to "BIG". :D:D:D:D:D


man tho this thread is at 64 pages with 950 posts. DAYUM. i thought it was going to die earlier.:no:

Has any of you guys ever used anything other than your hand(s) to masturbate?

yes, many oth er objects.:yes: ;) :bandit: :paranoid: :|

yeah...a female........

^what he said

Ha ha ha...but of course...I meant an object other than a female or your hand...

I know Ben is a fan of socks.:thumbsup:

^and GT steals em:paranoid:

Uh........ew.

its true. a pack of socks only last a month around here. :yes:

so you use them and then use the socks for sexual favors ? you are one weird mofo;)

lol :D

Ditto on that one.

goo :yuck:

took the words out of my mouth:pukey

lol...ahahaha:paranoid:

sock molester, sockophile ;) jfwy

I'll never be able think of those children's sock puppets in the same cute way again :nono: .............sockaphile!


;)

You honestly and truely use socks to masturbate with??? WOW.

For his sake I hope to GOD it's a tube sock and not one of those ankle things.....:D

if his fits why not ? :D

hahahahha, im a sockaphile.

i have to use soccer socks. ;)

NO, took the word right outta his sock.

:pukey :pukey *BLAARRRRRGG*:pukey :pukey

Ah thank you

lol :D

As the world turns...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh k well enough about me and my sex life.

i am sorry buddy but you put this one onto yourself ;)

Nah man, how many times does he have to tell you? He puts it in his sock.

Aaawww...he he he

i know, but i was the only one who answered the question honestly. its all good. i can take like i dish it.

Ok...so i'll answer this question as well...I never use any object to masturbate...

dont lie now. sometime in everyones life the use an odd object for masterbation.

i would have to disagree, I have yet to use anything other than my hand.

You forgot your boyfriend's mouth. HAHA! Seriously though...it's different with chicks. I've never met one who never used some sort of foreign object or toy.

My girlfriend never did.

'Til yesterday :yes:

:|

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

shhh dont tell everyone our secret, ahahah:pukey


even thinking about it makes me sick

Seriously...I've never used any object to masturbate with...Im not that horny...

next topic: how far can you shoot ;)

well, when i use socks sometimes ill get whats known as athletes wang. man it itches like bitch. worst thing ever to get. almost as bad as crabs.

but in a new topic sence. how far can you sploog? i can hit at least 4 feet. with the normal extended arch. on a good day, man i can place it pretty far.

lol, is that with sock and everything ?

well when im using the sock, the sploog never really goes anywhere. the sock acts like a condom. but if i havent beat off for like 3 days then use a sock. it will fly threw the sock and get atleast 3 and half feet.

:pukey :pukey :pukey
STEFAN! what the hell are you thinking asking these questions!?!
but really has anyone actually pulled out a measuring tape and marked the distance, sounds like a Olympic Event, lol "and up to the sploog distance event, SF"

That's why I'm maintaining my amatuer status. I've medaled.

HAH:D

.......................
Damn you Stefan...