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Whiteclipse99 10-31-2002 01:21 PM

You guys are quite entertaining! Who knew that shower urinating could be so controversial?! :D :D So, if everyone has such strong beliefs on shower urinating, then what about urinating in the ocean? I'm sure almost everyone here has done, still does it and probably will continue to do it! :D

Addict 10-31-2002 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
You guys are quite entertaining! Who knew that shower urinating could be so controversial?! :D :D So, if everyone has such strong beliefs on shower urinating, then what about urinating in the ocean? I'm sure almost everyone here has done, still does it and probably will continue to do it! :D

The ocean itself is more harmful than the urine in it.:yes:

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 02:18 PM

im actualy more hesatant to urinate in the ocean than the shower. and surfers who surf in cold water know sometimes ya just godda pee the the wetsuit

mt.biker 10-31-2002 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by 4thGenlude
im actualy more hesatant to urinate in the ocean than the shower. and surfers who surf in cold water know sometimes ya just godda pee the the wetsuit

uh huh!

DsBlu01CivEX 10-31-2002 02:47 PM

actually it's good for them to pee in their wet suit...it regulates body temps.

I don't think Erin meant people in wet suits in cold oceans though. I think she was stating in general, if you guys don't have a problem peeing in the shower and you have to pee while on the beach (sans wet suit) would you just walk into the ocean and pee? Sorta like peein in a really big salty pool. Ironically I have problems with peein in the shower and a pool, but not the ocean. I guess it's cuz there is more water in the ocean to displace the pee and that water is dirtier than pool and shower water. I definitely agree that the shower is supposed to be a clean place and even if urine is 100% sterile, it doesnt mean that makes everyone see it as a clean liquid.

mt.biker 10-31-2002 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Ironically I have problems with peein in the shower and a pool, but not the ocean. I guess it's cuz there is more water in the ocean to displace the pee and that water is dirtier than pool and shower water. I definitely agree that the shower is supposed to be a clean place and even if urine is 100% sterile, it doesnt mean that makes everyone see it as a clean liquid.


No its because your not thinking logically about this topic....

GirlRacer 10-31-2002 07:57 PM

AHAHA
 
:D This is silly...but I JUST found out the other day that boys don't use washcloths!?! What's up with that? Do all boys do this? :crazy: :pfft:

mt.biker 10-31-2002 08:01 PM

Re: AHAHA
 
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Originally posted by GirlRacer
:D This is silly...but I JUST found out the other day that boys don't use washcloths!?! What's up with that? Do all boys do this? :crazy: :pfft:

I use a wash cloth to wash my face after a shave.. does that count?

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 08:04 PM

i thought the wash cloth was just for washing your face after shaving?!?!?

ShEaNy 10-31-2002 08:11 PM

Ya me too....We're all crazy!!:crazy: :crazy: ;) :cigar: Hit the drain for the 563165 time LOL;) :yes: :pfft:

Kyle 10-31-2002 08:12 PM

The only time i use washcloths is if i don't have a dry towel to dry myself with...
may i ask what women use washcloths for?...

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Mobbo
The only time i use washcloths is if i don't have a dry towel to dry myself with...


hahahah, ive done that, "shit all the towels are in my room, well... i guess this is the towles mini me... it will due

Kyle 10-31-2002 08:17 PM

lol, yeah...you endu p using like 10-20 of them...lol
and if you don't have that many...out come the paper towels:bandit: :rambo:

GirlRacer 10-31-2002 08:20 PM

Nooooo
 
The washcloth is to knock all the dead skin off! Dead skin SUX! haha :crazy: :pfft:

Kyle 10-31-2002 08:22 PM

Well, my skin is alive and kickin!
I dunno what disease YOU have:paranoid:

GirlRacer 10-31-2002 08:35 PM

:eek: That was mean! Everyone has dead skin. I didn't mean like chunks of flesh fallin off left & right or anything. :pukey :crazy: :no:

Kyle 10-31-2002 08:36 PM

Then where'd your ear go?...

Addict 10-31-2002 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by Mobbo
Well, my skin is alive and kickin!
I dunno what disease YOU have:paranoid:


HaHaHa:D

GirlRacer 10-31-2002 08:38 PM

:no: grrrrrrrrrrrrr:mad: :doh:

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by GirlRacer
:no: grrrrrrrrrrrrr:mad: :doh:

dont argue with men, we'll drag you to our level and beat you with experience

Kyle 10-31-2002 09:22 PM

BOOYA!

Rob 10-31-2002 09:32 PM

Re: AHAHA
 
Quote:

Originally posted by GirlRacer
:D This is silly...but I JUST found out the other day that boys don't use washcloths!?! What's up with that? Do all boys do this? :crazy: :pfft:

When I was married my wife got me into using a wash cloth then I got divorced and became "ungay" again....:doh: :crazy:

Kyle 10-31-2002 09:33 PM

wtf is a damn washcloth for?!?!?!?!
you wash yourself with soap...what do you need a cloth for?...

Rob 10-31-2002 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Kyle
wtf is a damn washcloth for?!?!?!?!
you wash yourself with soap...what do you need a cloth for?...


She would put the soap on the washcloth and wash herself like that...it supposedly uses less soap because the wash cloth gets really lathered up....plus it keeps from getting hair on the soap....

mt.biker 10-31-2002 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
She would put the soap on the washcloth and wash herself like that...it supposedly uses less soap because the wash cloth gets really lathered up....plus it keeps from getting hair on the soap....


sounds like extra work to me dudes

Rob 10-31-2002 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by mt.biker
sounds like extra work to me dudes

It is but she made me do it....and you know how that goes....but I'm like every other guy now...soap in the shower wash cloth to dry my face after I shave........

ChrisCantSkate 10-31-2002 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
It is but she made me do it....and you know how that goes....but I'm like every other guy now...soap in the shower wash cloth to dry my face after I shave........

as long as you've converted... its all good

ebpda9 10-31-2002 10:56 PM

dead skin ? -- sandpaper

maybe the washcloth is beacuse she was sick of your ass hair on the soap bar ;) jfwy

Rob 10-31-2002 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by hondaman-iac
maybe the washcloth is beacuse she was sick of your ass hair on the soap bar ;) jfwy

:D that wasn't very nice...my ass isn't THAT hairy :paranoid:

ebpda9 11-01-2002 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
:D that wasn't very nice...my ass isn't THAT hairy :paranoid:


sorry but i thought it was funny. i'll edit it if u want me to:yes:

DsBlu01CivEX 11-01-2002 01:43 AM

washclothes are easy to explain....first you gotta break it down into it's 2 main components...cloth and wash....you USE the cloth to WASH your body....thats for those of us that just use bar soap....if you're like me (which i know from this thread NONE of you guys are) you use an exfoliant body wash that you massage into your skin with your hands.....not only are you getting rid of dry skin cells and bring the newer/fresher/younger ones to the front, you're also getting a massage. Self massages are an excellent thing to do to destress.:yes: :cool:

Although with all this talk about hairy @sses I think I'd rather talk about guys peein in the shower....:crazy: :o :pukey

monkut 11-01-2002 02:12 AM

ok, lets go back to peein in the shower: what the hell is the problem with that? piss is clean!
(and yes i would eat oatmeal that i just spit in)
:|

Rob 11-01-2002 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by hondaman-iac
sorry but i thought it was funny. i'll edit it if u want me to:yes:

nah...it's alright...
Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Self massages are an excellent thing to do to destress.:yes: :cool:

Although with all this talk about hairy @sses I think I'd rather talk about guys peein in the shower....:crazy: :o :pukey


Yeah, guys do a similiar form of self massage in the shower but it has nothing to do with exfoliating ;) :crazy: :pfft: :foot: :doh: :moon:
Sorry, I'm a little buzzed right now...........

AND...I do not have a hairy ass :no:

Whiteclipse99 11-01-2002 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
AND...I do not have a hairy ass :no:


Prove it! :moon: :D

mt.biker 11-01-2002 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Prove it! :moon: :D



PLEASE DONT!!!

ChrisCantSkate 11-01-2002 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by mt.biker
PLEASE DONT!!!

what he said. if you do i will put you on vacation!:bandit: :D

DsBlu01CivEX 11-01-2002 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Prove it! :moon: :D



:eek: :D :D :D :D :pfft:

ohiochica 11-01-2002 12:33 PM

omg this is tooooooo funny. as for guys and wash clothes......how do you get a guy to use a wash cloth??? ths realy iritates me with my guy but i have deemed it a lost cause, anyone know any tricks?

ebpda9 11-01-2002 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by ohiochica
omg this is tooooooo funny. as for guys and wash clothes......how do you get a guy to use a wash cloth??? ths realy iritates me with my guy but i have deemed it a lost cause, anyone know any tricks?



the only times i used a wash cloth were if i got too dirty under the car, you know all that oil and crap. other than that screw it. :cigar:

EDIT: and if i'm out of that orange fast cleaner or something like that.

Kyle 11-01-2002 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle


AND...I do not have a hairy ass :no:


I do...:paranoid:

mt.biker 11-01-2002 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by Kyle
I do...:paranoid:


somethings are better kept to yourself

Kyle 11-01-2002 03:35 PM

like my hairy ass?:crazy:

ShEaNy 11-01-2002 04:53 PM

LOL yup!:eek:

Rob 11-01-2002 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Prove it! :moon: :D

Damn, I'm away from the boards for a couple of hours and look what happens :crazy:

Erin??? How many times have I asked you to show me a pic of your booty?? If you don't show me yours then I'm not gonna show you mine :no: ;) :pfft:

ShEaNy 11-02-2002 01:02 AM

hehe^^ YA When....geeeez:bandit: ;)

Whiteclipse99 11-02-2002 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Erin??? How many times have I asked you to show me a pic of your booty?? If you don't show me yours then I'm not gonna show you mine :no: ;) :pfft:


It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)

mt.biker 11-02-2002 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)


For the love of God please hurry, i dont want to see a hair ass posted on this board every!

DsBlu01CivEX 11-02-2002 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
It's in the works! We've already taken the pics, just need to get them developed! ;)



sorry I'm slackin....The pics are on my camera...I have like 7 more pics to take and then I'll do 1-hr photo, just for you guys! Just keep in mind though...if our asses don't look good you won't see pics of them!

ebpda9 11-02-2002 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
sorry I'm slackin....The pics are on my camera...I have like 7 more pics to take and then I'll do 1-hr photo, just for you guys! Just keep in mind though...if our asses don't look good you won't see pics of them!


any girl ass looks good, unless there are 20lbs or more overweight :crazy:

and one more thing: you could use those 7 shots for your asses. i'm sure the guys won't mind :o

Addict 11-02-2002 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by hondaman-iac
any girl ass looks good, unless there are 20lbs or more overweight :crazy:

and one more thing: you could use those 7 shots for your asses. i'm sure the guys won't mind :o


Yep.. Backup shots in case the other ones aren't that good.


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