thats something i've always wondered.

They lay there...
sit there...
stand there...
kneel there...
bend over there...

And if you get them on top of you, they get tired and you got to do the work anyway.
Sucks to be us.

ya my b*tch didn't like the idea of doing the work... i got sick of that fast. it just aint fair! *starts crying* it just aint fair!

i feel your pain.;(

Did the sink thing a few times. Got bruises on my shoulders from those things that are built into the wall that hold the toothbrushes and soap from leaning back. Fun time though. I don't have nails really anymore though. I've had to keep them short from working on my car :no: If I don't they'll get way too much car dirt in them. That's gross. I think a lot of girls don't like taking control because some of them are insecure and they wonder what they look like during the action. I used to be the same way. It's something they just have to get over.

For 2 guys about to spend an eternity in hell your being pussies :)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
hilarious

I seriously spit the water i was drinking on the screen.

See im funny why dont girls like me damnit :)

cause most girls are bitches! WRITE THAT DOWN!

*takes notes*

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Remember MOST. Write that down. There are still some of us good ones left. MOST guys are assholes. Or, tools.

Yea but most girls like assholes =/

And it is those same ASSHOLES and or TOOLS that have the girls.

Not necessarily true. Neither of the 2 have me. For awhile, yes. Now, no. And never again.

not to get you angry or anything but how do you know your a good girl?

i'm not even sure anymore if i'm really a nice guy.:no:

Im the nicest guy when it comes to girls... other guys.. depends on how they are to me... if they treat me like shit, they got another thing comin... if they treat there girls like shit.. they got another thing comin... they HIT there girl, ill break there god damn arms off... and if they treat me good... ill treat them good.. by good i of course mean picking on them like i do Incubus and you... but its not in seriousness

Because I know that I am. I don't cheat. I could never bring myself to do that. I'm not a b*tch. I can be if you get me mad but I'm not just a b*tch because I need the attention. I don't give up on people no matter what they are going through. I don't play games. I don't lie. If someone needs something, I'll do whatever I can to try and help them. I have a lot of girl friends. I know what a b*tch is. I know that I'm not one.

sounds like you are a good catch then :) didn't mean to get you all worked up. See i'm wondering now what makes a good guy, please do go into detail.

note to guys: only date girls who have good friends, that way they wont be asking for all your time

I can't really speak on the behalf of all girls about what they want but I will for myself. Please don't think you're some big player and act like sometimes you just can't give me the time of day. Don't like stuck up guys. Don't blow up my phone. Don't keep calling me because I didn't answer. Don't continuously ask me to sleepover after I went out with you once. Don't be up my ass in public but don't don't be afraid to give me a kiss here or there. But don't be overly clingy. Don't treat me like I don't matter in front of other people. If you say you're going to call back, please do. It makes me feel like you don't give a shit if you don't. Don't lie. Don't blow me off. These are pretty much my dislikes. I like a whole lot. Music is a big part of my life. Cars. Tattoos are cool sometimes. I like nice little surprises every now and then. Every now and then though. Too much is too much. And not expensive stuff. Just like a flower or a little candle or a little picture or something that he was bored and drew for me. Or just a random note left on my car. I'm not hard to please and I don't get pissed off that easily. It may seem as though I have a lot of dislikes but I've had a lot of TOOL expieriences lately. Oh yeah, never take my tools from me when I'm trying to do something. That's just an insult.

easy enough

Yeah, I'm pretty simple. I'm deep though. I like to talk and go have coffee and I read a lot. I don't want to be with someone that wants to sit around and stare at the TV (unless Mr Rogers is on) for hours on end. I guess I would want an intellectual.

so you want someone that is intelligent and not a waste...active, and motivated.

again....


easy enough

Yup. I'm not big on the huge pot heads or drunks either. There's nothing more gross than a drunkerd being all over you. All spitting and slurring.

not a drunk and Never done drugs....

think things are looking up

OMG. We just got caught out for all the Mr Rogers hype.

Well if you think about it, everything that you described would be how he would act in a relationship.

I guess that you're right to an extent. As far as him being intellectual goes...I don't know. He seemed really smart but that was back in the day when I was 5. I don't really think that he is too active either.

he was a sniper in vietnam....

that im not bullshitting about

Ok so maybe i am bullshitting about it... but ill stop lol

anyway
heres some facts on loverboy...

well what abuot someone whos smart and is active? :eek:

biker...i think you're a little too active...lol, jk, i freakin wish i could get motivated to ride like you...

dude is there such a thing?

now there is;)
but seriouslty though...how do you get motivated to ride all those miles a week?

well i think its because im get high off the endophens it releases and i also love bikes, i own 4 of them. Next ride i'm gonna get though will be a honda sport bike.. zoom zoom. Also the ladies tend to love a guy with a great ass and nice legs. Me i've got both now from all the riding. This winter i'm gonna hit the gym so well i should balance out the top with the bottom.

Ya know how you love cars so much? thats how i feel about biking, then cars tie a close second with ladies.

Well, I love biking...it's really the only form of excercise i like, besides sports...
It's the only excercise where you can actually see your progress...you're moving with the wind in your face and everything like that...it's so fun...
And also...what time do you usually do your runs?...I'd really really like to start riding serously...but i'm totally clueless...

sometimes you just love your bike so much that everytime u see a bike or think about it then you have to go ride yours I call it a bike passion hehe seriously some people just cant stand not to ride their bikes i cant go at least a week witout riding mine:crazy:

Well, i just seriously need to get in shape...I've got sort of a straight up and down body...with a little too much fat for my liking...I wanna get rid of it so badly...and working out is just not my thing...thats why i wanna start riding...
I'm 6'1" and 189 lbs...I wear 38" pants...and it sucks to much. My stomach is flat, and very strong, And i can bench over 250 lbs...but my waste is just way to big...I'm just to wide for my liking.

well dude my rides are anywhere from 30 min to 4-6 hours depending on what i'm doing. I'm averaging around 22mph on my rides, distance wise its anywhere from 11miles up. I'd say you should start off with 45mins as your goal. Buy yourself a bike computer and hey you can even get it from me labicicletta.com for $20 including shipping.

If you want to lose weight theres no better way then biking, full stop! you use the largest group of muscles moving that bike then any other activity.

If your talking about running normally i just go for 30mins or so. At that point my right leg starts bugging me, but i'll push that to well over an hour when my new trainer comes for a run with me to check my style out and see whats up. He wants to see me doing tri-atholons, crazy dude but i think i can do it.

If you want more details open up a new thread so we can stay on topic.

i go crazy when im not ridin, and if its a girl whos stopping me from riding (aka a gf) then she outta there! thats a one strike and your out thing with me

Layin down the law!

Respect!

LOL. Mr Rogers was a sniper. I want a bike. An R1. That'll never happen though. My dad has a Harley. My little brother just got a GSXR. But, Melissa is "not allowed" to get one. Ugghhhh. I'm so tired. Friendly's burned down at about 3 in the morning and I'm a pyro and I felt the need to watch it. I'm not really a pyro. I've read a lot of books that explain the psychlogical part of why criminals do the crazy things they do. True pyromaniacs actually get sexually aroused by the sight of fire. hmmmm. :crazy:

did you toast wienies and make smores?

I always thought that would be funny to see someone walk up with a stick and a hotdog trying to get it toasted while fire fighters are running around trying to put it out.

Aslong as my wife is involved, they are all my favorite.. ;) :D

Oh, that was really sweet :) Sorry. I think I'm a little emotional. One of my friends finished school so there was a celebration. No, I didn't toast anything. My dad is a firefighter so I think that he would get a little mad at me if he heard that I was toasting stuff with a burning restaurant. That would be really funny to see though. :D

Miss, you started this thread and didn't even say what your fav. pos. was.

Oh my god, you're right. :D Probably the sink posistion that we were all talking about a day or two ago. That's good because you're not doing the boring old missionary but you still have the closeness. Being on top in good too because (to quote you) it hits me in all the right spots :yes:

now do you mind working durring sex? cause most girls i've talked to about this seem to think its the guy thats suposed to be moving around and thats just not fair!:no:

No. I don't mind moving. It not going to be as good if you don't work for what you want. You appreciate it more knowing that you worked for it, rather than having it just handed to you. Sorta like all things in life, I guess.

"handed to you";) ;) ;)

sorry i had to quote that...it fits well

Oh my god. "Handed it to you". Hand. Hand Job. I didn't think of that. :D :D :D :D