no reason to rub it in ;(

Don't be sad. That scary ass thing that you have over there on the left will make you feel better.

Yeah, thanks. I was only upset about it for the whole weekend that I was away. I just saw that you posted this to my quote. I'm going to see Thursday and From Autumn to Ashes at This Island and Earth festival this Sat so maybe that will make me forget. ;(

Didn't mean any harm :no: ........if you ever get the chance to go though, dont miss it.......its worth it.........enjoy the festival this weekend :)

thats mean...




thats my picture.

I didn't think you meant any harm :) I was just busting balls because I'm just jealous that I didn't get to go :no: I'm still scarred.

INCUBUS86, seriously LMAO to what you just said. I thought you said that you worked out though...?

those are muscle rolls;)

Damn, you must lift mad weights with your chin. You have really nice eyes too. There's nothing more than I like than yellow eyes. ;)

Is there a pic of incubus somewhere?...can't see...

Yeah, that fat little green guy next to his posts.:D I'm in love.

lol, nice

That's what working out too much will do for a guy. :D :D just kidding.

hemeroids;)

Yeah, I've heard about those before. My dad and brother are both body builders. One time my dad had one and I'm not sure what happened and I refuse to go into specifics but he needed surgery. He told everyone that he had a butthole transplant. :D I had to laugh at that. You've got to see the humor in some of the curve balls that life throws at you.

yes my eyes are very attractive. I get so many complements on them.

Especially about the way that they protrude from your head, right? They do offset your chin nicely though.

Nice of you to notice my best feature.

Yeah, that's what I look like. Over there on the left. Teeth and all. I'm so sexy :D :D :D

you have nice som-are teeth....

some are here, some are there

Thank you. I only have 4. I do believe that moderation is key. But thank you. I'm happy that you like them. I just knocked a few out opening cans of beans in my trailer. I think I've had too much coffee. :D

thats the other term i was going to use...
looks like you got baked bean teeth

:D :D :D :D :D LMAO. What is that thing anyways? A gingerbread cookie or something?

its you



but i think it is a demonic gingerbread man.

Oh yeah, I forget what I look like sometimes. You diggin my lazy eye? ;)

roflmao:D :D

OMG you guys have to stop, Im at work reading these posts and Im just dying in my desk. Way to funny.

Ps. I think Its a retarted gingerbread man...lol:D

Look, I'm coming to terms with the fact the I look like a retarded, demonic gingerbread man. DON'T LAUGH AT OTHERS PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE. When I was born, I didn't get enough dough and that's why I look like this. :D

by the time i reached the end of this....I had completely forgotten what this whole thread was about. SO...that meant I had to go back to the beginning (not really I just read the title at the top of the page). As for the question...no I've never almost been caught or caught.


Oh and cutiepy thank you for being brutely honest about the fact that girls do "go #2". Once guys come to term with this the much easier their life will be. Granted I won't do that in front of a guy nor would I fart (those are both things that should be done in private by yourself) but we gotta get rid of the stuff just like the guys do.

It's all related in some way. LOL. Anyone ever (this is sick) walk in on their parents? Luckily, that's never hapenned to me and if it did I would probably need therapy of some sort. But it hapenned to my best friend and she's never been the same. And this was in the 4th grade. :crazy:

nope i've never walked in on my parents, but my dad did give me a 50 once and say "dont you want to go out with your friends?" i got the hint... i didn't ask anything i just left... and came back around 11pm. I was 13 at the time, since then its never happened again.

Oh and cutiepy thank you for being brutely honest about the fact that girls do "go #2". Once guys come to term with this the much easier their life will be. Granted I won't do that in front of a guy nor would I fart (those are both things that should be done in private by yourself) but we gotta get rid of the stuff just like the guys do. [/b][/quote]

Yah, guys have to realize that part about us. I don't think I would poop in front of my b/f, but I have gone to the bathroom plenty of times with him in there, (my x that is). And I still can't fart either in front of my b/f.

Oh, and don't worry msvtech, your lazy eye makes up for all the dough you didn't recieve...he he:D :D

the lazy eye is your best feature.

i think its her butt!

Yeah, as you can see I also have really long nice tan legs :D :D

you got a nice gap between your legs to.:crazy:

I'm bow legged. I need those Forrest Gump shoes to correct that. They don't make ones that are delicate enough. My legs will break off. Cookies aren't that hard, ya know?

Nevermind.:no:

Why are you making a sad face? :no:

i was going for the "no"

And when i read your last post i had something pop into my head but decided against saying it.

I think I might get it. :D

Thank god I've never walked in on my parents (and if I have I've blocked it out of memory where it's going to stay!!!) but the one guy I'm fairly good friends with was tellin us about how he walked in on his parents and has heard them go at it. Something about his mom having "the juicest juice box in town" something to that effect. I don't think he's drank out of a juice box since that day!!! I think he said he was like 8 at the time that happened. Now all of his boys pick on him about it. I think it's funny....cuz it didn't happen to me

poor dude!

That's just messed up. I would never be able to look at my parents the same ever again after that. :eek: It's pretty funny about the whole juice box thing though.

Ive never been caught but my mom found one of my condoms.:pukey

:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

my mom bought me condoms

My mom found mine once and she got all upset but she said that she was happy that if I was "doing that" at least I was being responsible about it.

We were buying condoms at the store one day and my dad walked up and started talking to us.:eek: I was trying to hold them where he couldnt see them and I was hoping he'd only want to talk for a second, but that didnt happen. Eventually he saw them and gave me this weird look.:crazy: He didnt say anything to me, and I didnt live at home. That was definately odd.

one of my really good guy friend's puppy got in his trash can and got a used one out and carried around the house almost all day once. His parents knew all about it and thought it was hilarious. As did he. As did the rest of us!!!

is it just me or does a used condom belong in the totel? i've never tosed one into the garabage as i figured that as the wrong place for that

Totel? Is that what they're called up there in Canada?