:D thats a good one. i've never heard that one before. but here's one that i actually used. i didn't use any of the other ones i put on here. those were my friends. ok so i was at chilie's. the waitress comes up and here's how it went.
HER: how are you?
ME: i'm fine.
HER: can i take your order?
ME: can i have anything on the menu?
HER: yes of course.
ME: your sure?
HER: yes.
ME: (at this point i threw the menu on the ground) can you step on that for me?
HER: ok.
ME: i'll take you.
HER: what?
ME: i'll take you.
HER: i don't get it.
ME: oh never mind. i'll have a burger.
(after she left)ME: dumb blondes.

i swear the only reason i even tried it is cuz i was out with like 10 people. normally i am way to scared of women to even attempt anything like that.
J

You guys are too funny! :D :D :D

Whatever you do, never tell a girl you're desperate! I had some weird guy bother me all night at a dance club I was at and then finally my friend (DsBlu01CivEX) told him I didn't want to talk to him and to leave me alone and he pulled out of his pocket a bunch of little pieces of paper with his # on it and gave me one and said, "Here, I'm a little desperate." Come on now!! :rolleyes: :D

dang. even I wouldn't do THAT!!!!!! and that says something. i think he was a little more that a LITTLE desperate.
J

now that's real desperate. he should have used business cards. i have friend who used to hand out business cards to girls. i see him married in the next year or so.

I did pay for a grill, but then i took one that was twice the size of the one i bought out of the store.... anyway it was too big, she returned it, so she got a smaller grill plus 100 dollars to spend, its all gravy baby

That's got to be the worst freek'n thing I've ever heard.....
Sometimes we go out (us single guys....the guys that are dating are too scared to do this) and play games at night clubs. We will bet $20 that I can't buy that (my friends pic) girl a drink or her number. Just makes it for a good night... We play alot of different games. My one buddy and I would bring a $100 bill to the bar. I would go up to a girl and say "My buddy bet me $100 I couldn't buy you a drink" They usually say OK. My buddy sees that and walks over and hands me the $100 then it's his turn....... Who ever brought the $100 obviously leaves with it........This always works... I walked out with 4 numbers that night and my buddy with 6

Try it if your shy.... :yes:

I think the only "real" first date I ever had was a cool one.
I was gonna go to a car show that day, and I told her I'd pick her up that night after the car show for dinner, walking around Downtown Disney because she had never been the the ESPN Zone. Well, she said she liked cars and so I took her to the car show and it was pretty cool. Never really got too far with her though because of my stupidity.
Being single can be cool.......I'm usually single, sometimes have a girlfriend once every few years......but I like my freedom and I'm not ready to get totally serious until I'm done with college, plus girls cost money and I wouldn't be able to spend money on my car and my computer!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

shit man...and the get off at 8 is also good...really good! did it really work? what happened?

Hey Juvenile, nah it didn't but it was funny like shit....I couldn't stop laughing for about 10min.....The $100 bill trick really works... We tried it at Joker....and Plastique..Juvenile you should know these places....I'm telling yah, it really works

I live in T.O so I never really heard of them even though I visited Nigra Falls quite a few times before!
And I might just try it out. :)

Wow I gotta try that $100 bet. Your bound to get numbers or at least a smile. :)

Hey Incubus. This is great, especially if your shy. Works like a charm. If you use let me know.......

civic_north

Ok I have to correct Erin. I didn't kindly tell him to leave her alone. I was quite blunt and b**chy about it. I was sick of hearing her complain about him, i was sick of lookin at his skinny weird sorry a$$ hangin around her like a lost puppy dog. He picks the prettiest one in the group to tell her that he's desperate. :no: pathetic! No one was having a good time that night until after I told him to basicallly "f**k off". I felt bad for doing it cuz there were other guys around probably thinking "Damn what a huge b**ch, i'm not gonna talk to her" but it was the only way the guy got the hint. He would have kept buggin her/us all night if he could have.

Oh and If a guy walked up to me and said that his friend bet him $100 to buy me a drink....hell yah I'd accept it. I hate payin for my drinks all the time at the bar. Even though I know the "trick" now I'll still accept the free drink!:yes: :bandit:

Oh and I can't believe that waitress was so dense. You should have smacked her or requested a waitress with a sense of humor or something.

Get this....I was at the mall one time, and I was sitting in the food court either eating or waiting for a friend to get their food. All of sudden this guy comes up to me and asks if he can get my #. I lie and tell him that I'm already seeing someone or something like that. So, he goes back over to his friend and then comes back over to me again and asks if I can just give him a fake # so he won't look dumb in front of his friend. :D :D But I did go along with it and gave him a fake #. :D

Where was I when that happened? were you hangin out with your other best friend D that day?

You know I don't even remember who I was with. It was a while ago, so maybe Alison. I'm not sure. :D

Damn where have I been this has turned into a hell of a thread.
LONG but some funny stuff on here... Let me see if I can think of any cheesy pick up lines that I've used.
Lets see... I knew my wife from work, and we just agreed to go out
The gurl before her stalked me...
the gurl from the SGA stalked me... I think she still does
The walmart gurl just kinda dug my car.
Ok Ok OK ... I kinda got one... I was at this party.. and my freind bugs me to go and pick up this chick he was trying to hook up with, So i finially agreed and we get their and she's really cute, we get intro'ed and he's talking all this stuff ... i'm just driving didn't say to much at all.. didn't know anything about her, she didn't know anything about me... we we get to the party , Shes standing next to me, I'm sitting on a kitchen chair, talking to a freind of mine thats a gurl ... My freind asks if that's my girlfreind... I kinda didn't even reliaze she was thier... but I look up and she's looking at me ... and I just put my arm around her waste and say... Yeah this is my gurlfriend Angie... and pulled her into my Lap.... It was really cool... she played along and we made up a story about how we met. We hooked up.
I think that was the only gurl I dated for a bit that I didn't know in some fashion. Not much of a pick up line ... sorry .

Talking about giving out fake numbers.....in Toronto you can call a number to see what time the next bus is.... I know a girl that memorized the number of the Young St. Bus number and gave that out....Imagine calling and hearing the "The next bus will be there in 5 minutes.....

What a hoot

LOL... you can just tell your freinds..

"maybe she's a bus driver."

Tell me about it! hehe I did however read some good suggestions for a first date, but the thread has definitely turned into something else. :yes: It's all good though, I'm getting a good laugh!

sorry im late.... ive tried the beach thing, it wasnt an official date, but we definitaly talked alot and i'd recommend it, that relationships first real date we went to eat at my friends sub shop, it wasnt the smartest idea dn i only had enough to pay for me, i felt bad, maybe thats why it only lasted about a month..... damn... got me thinking

who da man? you da man:bow:

i think that waitress had a long night that night.
J

I thought of another good first date while I was riding my mtn bike today. Unfortunately I don't know that every city/town/place what have you has one of these types of places. Ours is called City Island. and there is batting cages and trails to walk on and there is a baseball team that plays there. It's just chill and fun. I also thought of those sporting places where you can go driving (like golfing not cars) and go karts and stuff like that.

After reading all this i got some good laughs and a lot of good ideas.
DsBlu01CivEX i wish we had that kind of around here. It seems like the old movie style kind of place to have a date; like those 50's movies. I'd love to take a girl to one of those.

Water Parks! I think water parks would be a cool place to go for a first date. I love water parks, and as long as you're not all weird about being in a bathing suit in front of this person for the first time, then you should have fun! Just be careful on some of those slides....they can give you one heck of a wedgie!

just skip the wedgie and go right to a thong :) its easier that way lmao

Hey dude. I know exactly what you mean. Every single chic here loves that stuff. I just pimp em all doing those activities :D

:crazy:

Erin I can't believe you were the one to mention water parks. And if you did have an issue with them seeing you in your bikini/one piece what have you then all you'd have to do is wear a t-shirt over top and just say you didn't want to get burnt :D . Oh and the fix for the wedgie thing....and NO Rob thong isn't gonna be my answer....only ride on the slides that you go down in an inner-tube raft thing. That's what I do ;)

dang!;(

you mean you dont' run around half nekked trying to please other men? :crazy: :no: ;(

juv shes only gonna do that for one man who she has yet to find.

(figured i better say somethign as your not around much d)

I realize that, I was just playing. Obviously, some of us dont' get JOKES around here. And I'm not going to name names *points to biker* :D

LMAO, i didn't end up posting what i was thinking... dang my mind must be acting up *hits head*

Why can't you believe I mentioned water parks?...you know I like going to them. Dir! :D And I wasn't referring to me about the whole bathing suit thing, I was just making a comment in general.

Believe it or not, I was actually picked up by a guy who said, 'so, I'm washing my car tonight, would you like to come and help me?' and it actually worked. We detailed his car for about two hours, and it was really cool because we really got to know eachother. Seriously, try anything where you can get to know eachother, even go carting is fun!! Anything original would sweep me off my feet!!:yes:

i'm gonna remember that one :) thanks for the tip

oh and welcome.. nice to see another canadian around here

i would say miniture golf and ice cream is good, bowling is good, next date im gonna take the girl the the vanderbilt mansion to walk around. i always dream of a first date where i get in the car with the girl and we go street racing, or to a car show

ive noticed if i race with a girl in the car she gets scared! this doesn't help me one bit :(

Hey, if I went on a date, and the guy picked me up in a really sweet car and we went street racing, I would marry him tomorrow.

and i wouyld marry the first girl that won't complain about me using the handbrake for enhanced cornering ability;)

I can't say that I'd marry him tomorrow...but I sure would hope and ask for a second (and more) date. :yes:

what about a girl who wouldnt complain if you went drifting, that would be definite marriage material.

I would ask a girl to marry me if we went racing and that turned her crank (no pun intended). If she went racing with me then she just might leave me alone when I want to watch football on Sundays. HAHA. If she can cook that's all I need.

Civic_North.
PS. Is there that many imports in Sk.

Oh theres a few nice imports here, but unfortunatly living in the middle od redneck saskatchewan, there is alot of poorly done imports as well. Needless to say, there are alot of very well done cars, like my boyfriend who has a turbo charged MX-6, there's a few turbo Honda's around, a CRX in particular, and the dude from this site, Dereks Civic is from the same city as I am. Ah, we have a crappy track to test your quarter mile but it's gravel road to get to it, you know, it does the trick but it ain't nothin special. Oh yes I would add that I can cook, and yes I don't care if wanna watch foot ball, and yes of course I love it when boys race!! (kinda sucks sitting shot in quarter mile time with a 4 banger though)

Drifting f***ing rules!! (If you stay in control) Hey, it could be a good thing losing control too, as by BF hit a curb and broke something (can't remember what) and while the car was broken he decided it was the opportune time to turbo charge it.... while he had it apart in the garage anyway. Yes I love it when guys drive nice.... how about I call it marriage material when a guy knows how to drive....

yea driftin is the best, im looking around for a 240sx now, and if i get one i wanna do a silvia front end and a sr20 motor

That's an awesome idea....I wonder if that works in reverse! ;)