Must be cause you're over sea's and in need of... let us know when you're back... i'm sure one of the HST guys wouldn't mind making a trip to Vegas, maybe even a good looking one.

so how's that work anyways? Being in the military and all... you can't just masterbate anytime, morning wood situations must be hilarious.

lmao:D :toofunny: :D :toofunny:

LOL boot camp must be great dril sergant runs in at 5 in the morning and and the 20 guys and their litle buddies are all at atention :cool::bandit:

Imma girl!!! So I don't get morning wood.And no...it wouldn't be difficult to masturbate...I just don't.

Adrieanne

Wouldn't be hard for a female... for a guy it would. Those beds have to make sooooo much noise.... Give it a couple more months and then you'll start up....

AAAhhhh!!! You guys are too much!!!! Ha ha ha. Mine don't make that much noise at all...
Thanks nindoo...you wish you were watching me touch myself...I don't think you'd be able to handle that angelic sight...;)

:busted:

Ha ha ha ha...check mate;)

Damn...just...damn. That's borderline mental porn. There needs to be a drool emoticon.

There's enough on my desk

Your right, girls can get away with a lot more

the only reason we get cought more is becuase we guys do it more frequently then wemon.

only becuase were always reproducing new sperm. so we have to get rid of the old sperm to make room for the sperm. were as girls dont. they have a small advantage. thats why guys always think about sex.

OK then..

Note to self, a little to much info

how its only 3 sentences i could have made that into a 5 paragraph essay. but most guys dont that long of attention span to actually read that much. i should know, i can barely start to read anything more 4 sentence long.

your right about the attention span

Huh? Did someone say something?

Nice :yes:

you beat me to that post gt40

Ok...so what does it mean when a girl wants to do it more often than a guy?? Does that mean he masturbates too much??
:confused:

No...it means you marry her and have sex with her until she doesn't want to masturbate any more that day. There is no set number of times for this rule...do whatever it takes and be damn grateful for the opportunity.

i think im a nymp:no:

Actually Anna...a Nymph is a small fairy like creature that normally inhabits wooded areas. I believe you think you're a nymphO...as in nymphomaniac. But what's all this then...I thought you were a virgin or saving yourself and whatnot.

i wasnt sure to spell it so i cut it short, i am a virgin but that doesnt mean im stupid.I just think about sexual stuff waaaay too much

Lmao...that doesn't make you a nympho...that makes you normal. A nymphomaniac is someone with an insatiable appetite for sex...actual intercourse. These days they're called sex addicts (everything's gotta be a disease, right?) but the idea is the same. I believe I suffer from this on occassion. Most sex in 1 day...5 times. Average (when I'm in a serious relationship)...twice a day. But what can I say? I'm a man whore (when in serious relationships...not in general).

well i know what one is my aunt is one more than she should be but I just know i will be one

[Niel Diamond voice]Girl...you'll be a woman soon[/Neil Diamond voice]

Hehe...you'll make some man very happy some day:thumbsup:

^agrees with gt. someday youll be very happy with someone.

I admit. I do it way too much.

Well...I wouldn't mind having it more than one time a day...I think I've had it like...three or four times in one day and sometimes...it just happens that way...
Sometimes you just want some guy to just bust your guts...porn style baby...:yes:

^lol Nice!!:yes:

Does that mean I am a Nympho?:confused: ;)

I sure hope so :yes:

Oh yea? Why's that?????;)

Ya know, I'd answer, but I think you know why ;)

Ha ha ha...I think I do know why...;)

This is the way my ex was too. I think it has more to do with the fact of just being comfortable to ask for it when you want it. Girls generally want it just as much or more, they just don't voice themselfs.

True True...I try to voice myself...but I am shy...:yes:

^ I'll help you work on that if you need someone to practice with... ;)

lol shaggin your a horny bastard arent you.

but i also lend hand in need!:cool:

Hmmm...but what if I am some ugly loose biatch whose got 4 stomaches?? Would you still help me out?

And on that note...does anyone know how to clean vomit out of a keyboard?

;( 4 stomachs

Hmmm... Stomachs?

Here's a question...why masturbate when you can go have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend or a "friends with benefits" however you wanna call them...??:confused:

Yeah, cuz everyone has at least two of them right?

^lol everyone does.

well if your friends with benefits are around for you to do and your GF/BF isnt in the mod. its a last resort that never fails!

My hand is ALWAYS in the mood.

I know, I know....I'm a lucky man :cool:

Why masturbate instead of sex? Takes less time, you don't have to be nice to anyone to be able to do it, less mess, no need to cuddle with your hand, you can watch TV/eat while doing it... the list goes on... ;)

the hand has more benefits. simple as that.:yes:

Wow...I guess it's true for the convenience part...but doesn't sex feel better though??