Yeah, I didn't mean it like that.

But that would rule. :yes: :yes: :yes:

Sometimes morning wood get's you something you wanted but didn't have the nerve to ask for. Just cause you're sleeping next to someone doesn't always mean you're having sex with them.

For all you ladies who are looking for someone to cudle and wake up with the next morning. PM me when you're in the LA area, my door is always open.

ahahahaha-ya, it helps us read your mind.:yes:

hahaha, this is one of the funniest threads i've read entirely. HAHA. Good stuff. ya know that scene on "Me, Myself & Irene" where Jim Carrey wakes up after sex and can't aim his piss? WEll i have had that before and i actually had to use a Tilex bottle or Scope or something of that sort to direct it. It was insane..no lie. Anyways, i really really severly miss spooning with a hot chick. I am a sucker for cuddling. I could just lye there with a honey and watch movies for days sometimes. I haven't had morning wood in sooo long, weird.

That really happens?????!?!?!

Hell yeah it does.. :o

I've had that happen several times.... it's kind of funny and shitty at the same time. It's funny when you're aiming right on and it's spraying all over. It's shitty when it sprays on you and or you have to clean up the mess.

Still waitig on those PM's.

Dude, this is probably the funniest topic I've read on these forums.. I think I have the answer to the morning tree trunk... when you sleep, your body goes "offline"... when you start to wake up, your body realizes this before your conscience can so your body a sort of "self test" and kind of reboots itself. The blood flow is actually sent to ever part of your body when you wake up... The reason you sometimes don't wake up with a wood all depends on how you sleep. If you sleep in a position where blood flow is limited to the tree stump, then the morning harvest will be HUGE... but if your flow is decent in your sleep, then you might not experience wood at all or just a semi...
Of course sleeping with a naked beautiful woman can help get you horny when you wake up.. it must be the smell of sex in the air. :yes: (Homer voice) MMMMM sex... uuggghhh. (drool)

LOL! What causes the pee thing-where you can't aim?!? That' just insane

sometimes it just won't aim right... but the hardest thing to do is to take a pi$$ while you have a wood... then you gotta do the bend over thing while you piss. :yes: otherwise you'll get it all over the place and maybe even on your face. ;) LOL... yeah, the pressures of being a guy... :o

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.... that is CRAZY!

I know all the guys here know the bend over boner pi$$... LOL.. yeah... there's no way I'm bending my schwang that far... it'll snap! :pukey ... Man, can it snap? What would happen?

no no-it's not a bone. You can't break it. bwahahaha

that's insane that happens, I just don't see how it's possible.:confused:

Correct, all it is, is tissue that fills with blood. You dont have to worry about tripping over something, as you walking in the bathroom with your morning wood and breaking something.

Wouldnt that suck if you could, and you had to have it put in a cast though.:o

*shudders* THANKS MAN!! lol I was about to goto sleep...*shudders* :o

I dunno... I read once in a mag that guys can snap their soldier... you become impotent <=== spelling? .... Now that would suck... That would hurt like no other with a mother.

on the drew carey show...drew fell off the bed onto his dick and sprang it...lol
dunno if that can really happen in real life...but whatever

Imagine having to put a cast on it and walk around lookin like you're at full mast all the time...:no: :paranoid:

yeah that would suck...

You CAN "break" it.

*closes his ears* STOP IT PEOPLE! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! ASSHOLES!!! *can't fall asleep now* :no: :mad: hehe bastards...

You wouldn't have to cast it... that's only so that bones can reset themselves. I think it'd be more of like muscle strain.

interesting... I'm at a loss for words...:paranoid: :nono:

That's usually the response i get with Morn Wood... :yes: ;) :yes:

:D :D :D :biting:

NO PLEASE!!

BWAHAHAHA:D :D :D :D

THis is completely off the topic. But remember on Jackass, Knoxville stuffed a fake dildo down his pants and walked around with it? The shoe store seen was a classic.. ::D:

You guys ever notice your wood creeping to the side. Like when you stand up you just have this buldge across your jeans to the left or right, sometimes running down your thigh...?

Isn't that some annoying shit sometimes....? Unless there is a girl around, then she get's the idea real quick.

you guys familiar with the term "touching water"
it's when you sit on a toilet and your wangage touches the water in the toilet. it's a rite of passage among my friends, you're not cool until you do that.

its funny when this happens. Easily fixed though. Just have your girl hop in front you and you two walk close.

Fun to do that sometimes just to do it.:yes:

NASTY!! Your wang is hanging with the kids that you dropped at the pool.... NASTY!!

it's supposed to hit before you drop them, no poopie dick here.

why would that be kewl? cuz it proves you have a hose? Just pull 'er out!:yes:

i've heard it's caused when you sleep and your baldder is pressed on something else can't remember off hand but that's what causes it. my girl loves them i wake up to suprises all the time.:yes:

again!

uh.. girlracer.. two active threads about male parts.. is there something you want to tell us?

and for the record. morning wood doesn't happen EVERY single day. at least not for me :paranoid:

i understand morning wood as your body's way of getting blood flow down there when there isn't enough. it's how we keep it alive.

who cares as long as its just there... thats all i care about

We call 'em leftys and rightys. We like 'em like that 'cause we can see what ya'll got. I especially like it when the jeans got the wear mark there 'cause I can tell you like to use "it" often and well. :yes: or just a really healthy libido.......:banana: :wave: Hi, have we met?

That usually only happens when bumping and grinding at a club. I have myself trained... It usually doesn't come up unless it knows it's going to be used. exceptions being some extremely intelligent and stimulating conversation with a woman, morning wood, and a good bumpin and grindin. It's crazy how just conversing with the right woman can be a turn on.

So, that means you're "up" now?? ;) :yes:

Working on it, could use a picture though.... :yes:

I'll post one when I get my laptop! :luck:

The avatar is the closest I can do for now...........

If you look anything like that, all i have to say is ::in a Homer voice:: DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Thanks hun, that's soo sweet! :kiss:

I think we should keep that information to PM's.

K...

If I even barely touch my b/f he's got it, allll the time he has one pracitally does he just not know how to control it?:confused:

:yes: That's how my X was. I could barely brush him and he was at full mast.

i'm the same way...i really don't know why...but it's just what happens...we're just horny people...