I'm not a scorn woman.

okie then =D

doggie is alot of fun and it makes it alot easier to get her off too.. you can "double click" and hit the g-spot w00t w00t that way she'll be cuming back for more WRITE THAT DOWN!

or you can try guy seated girl riding him.. .thats fun to

amen biker - amen

*bows*

so incubus you know what i'm talking about then?

Or heres another, take her to the bathroom ripped off her pants and panties and do her on teh sink. My ex went crazy the two times we did it there. Got all these nail marks on my back (no she wasn't fighting me off) but i still dont know why she did that.. it happened both times to. weird huh

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL SINNERS! Why are you talking about this kind of stuff?? WTF? just kidding. The shower is always a fun time.

you got her sittin up on the sink or bent over it...obivousy with nails in your back she is sittin...*ponders*

all this talk of sex has made me hungry.... mmmmm corndogs....

she was seated facing me with her back agaisnt the mirror..we was face to face.. know what i mean?

anyways she loved it and always wanted to go back to "sink" well it was only for speical occations when she wasn't being a *****.

why is it that girls seem to be able to get out of doing any of the work?

thats something i've always wondered.

They lay there...
sit there...
stand there...
kneel there...
bend over there...

And if you get them on top of you, they get tired and you got to do the work anyway.
Sucks to be us.

ya my b*tch didn't like the idea of doing the work... i got sick of that fast. it just aint fair! *starts crying* it just aint fair!

i feel your pain.;(

Did the sink thing a few times. Got bruises on my shoulders from those things that are built into the wall that hold the toothbrushes and soap from leaning back. Fun time though. I don't have nails really anymore though. I've had to keep them short from working on my car :no: If I don't they'll get way too much car dirt in them. That's gross. I think a lot of girls don't like taking control because some of them are insecure and they wonder what they look like during the action. I used to be the same way. It's something they just have to get over.

For 2 guys about to spend an eternity in hell your being pussies :)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
hilarious

I seriously spit the water i was drinking on the screen.

See im funny why dont girls like me damnit :)

cause most girls are bitches! WRITE THAT DOWN!

*takes notes*

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Remember MOST. Write that down. There are still some of us good ones left. MOST guys are assholes. Or, tools.

Yea but most girls like assholes =/

And it is those same ASSHOLES and or TOOLS that have the girls.

Not necessarily true. Neither of the 2 have me. For awhile, yes. Now, no. And never again.

not to get you angry or anything but how do you know your a good girl?

i'm not even sure anymore if i'm really a nice guy.:no:

Im the nicest guy when it comes to girls... other guys.. depends on how they are to me... if they treat me like shit, they got another thing comin... if they treat there girls like shit.. they got another thing comin... they HIT there girl, ill break there god damn arms off... and if they treat me good... ill treat them good.. by good i of course mean picking on them like i do Incubus and you... but its not in seriousness

Because I know that I am. I don't cheat. I could never bring myself to do that. I'm not a b*tch. I can be if you get me mad but I'm not just a b*tch because I need the attention. I don't give up on people no matter what they are going through. I don't play games. I don't lie. If someone needs something, I'll do whatever I can to try and help them. I have a lot of girl friends. I know what a b*tch is. I know that I'm not one.

sounds like you are a good catch then :) didn't mean to get you all worked up. See i'm wondering now what makes a good guy, please do go into detail.

note to guys: only date girls who have good friends, that way they wont be asking for all your time

I can't really speak on the behalf of all girls about what they want but I will for myself. Please don't think you're some big player and act like sometimes you just can't give me the time of day. Don't like stuck up guys. Don't blow up my phone. Don't keep calling me because I didn't answer. Don't continuously ask me to sleepover after I went out with you once. Don't be up my ass in public but don't don't be afraid to give me a kiss here or there. But don't be overly clingy. Don't treat me like I don't matter in front of other people. If you say you're going to call back, please do. It makes me feel like you don't give a shit if you don't. Don't lie. Don't blow me off. These are pretty much my dislikes. I like a whole lot. Music is a big part of my life. Cars. Tattoos are cool sometimes. I like nice little surprises every now and then. Every now and then though. Too much is too much. And not expensive stuff. Just like a flower or a little candle or a little picture or something that he was bored and drew for me. Or just a random note left on my car. I'm not hard to please and I don't get pissed off that easily. It may seem as though I have a lot of dislikes but I've had a lot of TOOL expieriences lately. Oh yeah, never take my tools from me when I'm trying to do something. That's just an insult.

easy enough

Yeah, I'm pretty simple. I'm deep though. I like to talk and go have coffee and I read a lot. I don't want to be with someone that wants to sit around and stare at the TV (unless Mr Rogers is on) for hours on end. I guess I would want an intellectual.

so you want someone that is intelligent and not a waste...active, and motivated.

again....


easy enough

Yup. I'm not big on the huge pot heads or drunks either. There's nothing more gross than a drunkerd being all over you. All spitting and slurring.

not a drunk and Never done drugs....

think things are looking up

OMG. We just got caught out for all the Mr Rogers hype.

Well if you think about it, everything that you described would be how he would act in a relationship.

I guess that you're right to an extent. As far as him being intellectual goes...I don't know. He seemed really smart but that was back in the day when I was 5. I don't really think that he is too active either.

he was a sniper in vietnam....

that im not bullshitting about

Ok so maybe i am bullshitting about it... but ill stop lol

anyway
heres some facts on loverboy...

well what abuot someone whos smart and is active? :eek:

biker...i think you're a little too active...lol, jk, i freakin wish i could get motivated to ride like you...