Props to the both of you for the 2 prior posts. you should've see the look on my face when you said that he was not with us anymore. And then the whole stiff comment. :D

Well he wasn't dead, but i was backing out of my driveway this morning... and i heard this *THWAM* and i had broke his arm... so i shot him... i dont know why, i guess you do that to make them better? but now hes got a broken arm and a gun shot wound.... think im gonna have to shoot him again...

Seriously, WTF? Why are you doing that to him? I know that in one thread I was talking about having some guy exploit himself for me and pose on my car like some of these girls do for you guys. Well, I decided that I was going to work with Mr Rogers. So please don't go and mess him up. The roof the roof the roof is on fire.

LMMFAO.....:D sorry to bust your bubble, but not only do girls GO TO THE BATHROOM, we take big ass shits too.......;)

Anyways, I almost got caught once when I lived at home I think I was 16 or 17 and I snuck my b/f in my house before either of my parents came home. We were upstairs in my bedroom, well then my dad came home, and then my mom. I was freaking out. If my dad would have found out I think he would have got out the shotgun and killed my b/f, then he woulda killed me!!!!

But the funniest part was that he had to leave to go to work early the next morning, but my parents were still awake, so He had to jump off my roof. My bedroom was above the garage roof, so it wasnt that high, but I was so scared, because right when you jump off the roof, is the living room window!! Lets just say I never did that again

I have had tons of almosts but never have been caught. Actually Ive almost been caught more by cops then parents..:eek: :D

Uh, what are you doing that you're getting almost caught by cops? Where are you doing this? In the park?

:D In many places.. At the park, in the parking lot after work (almost got caught here many times by the po-po) Ah geez.. I cant even name all the places Ive almost been caught.:D

Just caught on to this post....and found this.....i went with my boyfriend and his brother here in nashville, and the show was awesome! we really only went to see dashboard but we enjoyed the rest of it too.....

Why did you have to go and ruin my day. And you can yourself cutiepy :rolleyes: :D

Just keepin it real baby...:kiss:
And I am a cutiepy....:yes:

no reason to rub it in ;(

Don't be sad. That scary ass thing that you have over there on the left will make you feel better.

Yeah, thanks. I was only upset about it for the whole weekend that I was away. I just saw that you posted this to my quote. I'm going to see Thursday and From Autumn to Ashes at This Island and Earth festival this Sat so maybe that will make me forget. ;(

Didn't mean any harm :no: ........if you ever get the chance to go though, dont miss it.......its worth it.........enjoy the festival this weekend :)

thats mean...




thats my picture.

I didn't think you meant any harm :) I was just busting balls because I'm just jealous that I didn't get to go :no: I'm still scarred.

INCUBUS86, seriously LMAO to what you just said. I thought you said that you worked out though...?

those are muscle rolls;)

Damn, you must lift mad weights with your chin. You have really nice eyes too. There's nothing more than I like than yellow eyes. ;)

Is there a pic of incubus somewhere?...can't see...

Yeah, that fat little green guy next to his posts.:D I'm in love.

lol, nice

That's what working out too much will do for a guy. :D :D just kidding.

hemeroids;)

Yeah, I've heard about those before. My dad and brother are both body builders. One time my dad had one and I'm not sure what happened and I refuse to go into specifics but he needed surgery. He told everyone that he had a butthole transplant. :D I had to laugh at that. You've got to see the humor in some of the curve balls that life throws at you.

yes my eyes are very attractive. I get so many complements on them.

Especially about the way that they protrude from your head, right? They do offset your chin nicely though.

Nice of you to notice my best feature.

Yeah, that's what I look like. Over there on the left. Teeth and all. I'm so sexy :D :D :D

you have nice som-are teeth....

some are here, some are there

Thank you. I only have 4. I do believe that moderation is key. But thank you. I'm happy that you like them. I just knocked a few out opening cans of beans in my trailer. I think I've had too much coffee. :D

thats the other term i was going to use...
looks like you got baked bean teeth

:D :D :D :D :D LMAO. What is that thing anyways? A gingerbread cookie or something?

its you



but i think it is a demonic gingerbread man.

Oh yeah, I forget what I look like sometimes. You diggin my lazy eye? ;)

roflmao:D :D

OMG you guys have to stop, Im at work reading these posts and Im just dying in my desk. Way to funny.

Ps. I think Its a retarted gingerbread man...lol:D

Look, I'm coming to terms with the fact the I look like a retarded, demonic gingerbread man. DON'T LAUGH AT OTHERS PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE. When I was born, I didn't get enough dough and that's why I look like this. :D

by the time i reached the end of this....I had completely forgotten what this whole thread was about. SO...that meant I had to go back to the beginning (not really I just read the title at the top of the page). As for the question...no I've never almost been caught or caught.


Oh and cutiepy thank you for being brutely honest about the fact that girls do "go #2". Once guys come to term with this the much easier their life will be. Granted I won't do that in front of a guy nor would I fart (those are both things that should be done in private by yourself) but we gotta get rid of the stuff just like the guys do.

It's all related in some way. LOL. Anyone ever (this is sick) walk in on their parents? Luckily, that's never hapenned to me and if it did I would probably need therapy of some sort. But it hapenned to my best friend and she's never been the same. And this was in the 4th grade. :crazy:

nope i've never walked in on my parents, but my dad did give me a 50 once and say "dont you want to go out with your friends?" i got the hint... i didn't ask anything i just left... and came back around 11pm. I was 13 at the time, since then its never happened again.

Oh and cutiepy thank you for being brutely honest about the fact that girls do "go #2". Once guys come to term with this the much easier their life will be. Granted I won't do that in front of a guy nor would I fart (those are both things that should be done in private by yourself) but we gotta get rid of the stuff just like the guys do. [/b][/quote]

Yah, guys have to realize that part about us. I don't think I would poop in front of my b/f, but I have gone to the bathroom plenty of times with him in there, (my x that is). And I still can't fart either in front of my b/f.

Oh, and don't worry msvtech, your lazy eye makes up for all the dough you didn't recieve...he he:D :D