fine, I asked for a ****ing answer, not someone telling me my ****ing age. :rolleyes:

GREAT! Now, I'm always going to be staring at guys hands.

Those kids were gross. It's definitely a big turn on if a guy is really smart though. Just nice to look at sucks sometimes. But those kids had some scary eyebrows.

<-- no unibrow! down with the unibrow... that and the mullet.. both easily correctable but left un-done... WHY GOD WHY

the girl that guy was eating out was such a slut she was open (fyi:and it shouldn't be like that) so there was an echo when she had her legs open.

get it now dimitry?

yeah if it was phrased a bit better the first time, I would have gotten it off hand.

her pussy was as big as a canyon so when you shouted into it you got an echo back

well, Im not a hoe, but I've slept with my fair share....anyways....Me personally I like betwen 6-7 inches, but the widthe HAS to be there. Sometimes when it is too big, it just sits there, kinda hard to explain (no pun intended).
Some guys cant work a big penis, and yes, some positions are definitly painful with a big one. IMO: it really isn't the size of the wave, but the motion in the ocean.
My x-fiance was really really small, but had some width, and I orgasmed every time.....go figure:rolleyes:

I'm not going to lie but I need to get some. I hope that doesn't sound bad or anything. I'm just honest.

I R virgin...

What's the I R stand for?

lets hook up
then we can cuddle.;)

You're going to fly over here?

didn't think that far ahead

You're jumping the gun. You can sleep with my heated, vibrating pillow.

i'd just help you out with your elmo

One hand washes the other. We can help eachother. ;)

please:)

When I was saying you're jumping the gun, I didn't mean it in regard to the cuddling comment. I meant it because you said that you hadn't thought that far ahead about flying here :) I don't make sense a lot of the time when I'm like this. I just read all that.

'Round where I tend to spend most of my time (work), girls don't say them kinds of things.....wait a minute, there are hardly any girls anways. But a girl would get jumped by about 50 horny guys making a comment like that.....

:)

b

this thread is becoming freaky.. in a scary way!

Nice sig. :)

b

thanks.

Nothing more than a mere reflection of myself.

;)

I would never just randomly say that out loud in front of 50 horny guys or even 1 guy for that matter. If I was some big whore then I wouldn't even be making a comment such as "I need to get some" because I'd be getting some because I would be sleeping with random people. Which is not my style. I was just making an honest comment in a forum that happens to be sex related.

Whoah, back up Missy. Hope you didn't take my comment in any kind of a negative way.....well actually, it was negative, but negative about my environment, not you. Of course probably just thinking it would get ya jumped. hahahahaa. :D

But good to know you wouldn't do it. :)

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Yeah, I'm not going to lie but I did take it in negative way. Honestly, I just thought maybe you were saying that I was not a good girl or something for making a comment such as that. I'm an anti-whore kind of person myself which is probably why I got so defensive. I wasn't trying to be a b*tch with my reply, I just took it the wrong way, ya know? When you're reading something -vs- actually hearing a person say it, you may take it differently than how it was actually meant to sound. :) But yeah, I don't do anything of the sort. I just walk around with a t-shirt that says "I need to get some" rather than actually saying it. Just kidding ;)

Haha....I need a whole outfit sporting that slogan! :D

Ah the joys of the written word....I type what I'd say but without the inflections of voice it definitely leaves meaning open for interpretation. That's what I love and hate about online interaction.... :) Don't worry, you didn't come across as a bad person.

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Cool. I wonder what would happen if one were to actually wear something stating that. Probably the same thing that happens when I go out in public wearing my tshirt that says MULLET.

Grab some hidden cameras and run out for a quick sociological study. :)

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If its not a whole number can I round up? Like can a 8.5 be a 9inch?

All this sex talk making me horny:rolleyes: