:D
deeeerrrrrr

My thoughts exactly.:crazy:

see mom, that's why i need my civic to go faster :D

haha this thread uis so much funnier after a nice fat one:smoking:

Nah, no vampire. I just needed a date Saturday night after I got pierced to go drinking with. I was needing a little TLC for my booboos. :rolleyes: ;)

of all people...

NIce. :D:D

how come none of your girls live anywhere remotely near me...;(

There's a little line I've picked up, its in regards to people over the phone but I'm pretty sure it'll apply to the net.

"If she's willing to flirt with you over the phone, you know shes not worth flirting with in person."

*Sigh*

You just can't play nice, can you??

actually black i was good in this thread until recently.. even went along with the whole thing.

if the guys good, about and hour and 1/2......but after bout 40 minutes it needs to be damn good before i get bored!

dammit darin!!! why do you have to tempt me like that when i've quit for a month. Count it i've been drug free since june 4th, before which i was smoking bowls to the head everyday. damn potheads....;(

This could be a philosophy of sex...

13 seconds.

WTF?!?! so what was the hold up?????? :confused: :pfft: :love:

wow...13sec. i would never admit to that.:no:

You can't even say Hi and introduce yourself in 13 seconds...come on...let's be for real about this...

I don't keep track of time, Jonda would probably answer this for me.

yeah that i have to agree with, but it was a joke, cmon....lol.

I have worked myself up from a 1 pump chump to a 7 pump chump. And I'm proud of it. My next goal, become a minute man.

:yikes:

what the hell? :crazy:

Its called sarcasm. In all honesty though, I'm still on virgin status.

What you've said what hilarious though...

I try.