You think i'm a pity? You think i act like Diddy?
Damn straight I do cause he raps better than you don't he?
your rhymes are wack, you prolly smoke crack
and i'm gonna burn you so bad you won't have a comeback
I own this shit nigga, you might as well sit down
Cause if i keep goin i'm sendin your ass back to P-town!
And What are you 40? And On welfare?
Well i don't fucking care, get a job scumbag
and stop nailin that 63 year old hag.
Now quit bitchin about your mom
we all know your pissed cause she wants you gone, from her basement
and you're out of place man
cause you're the fucking retard that can't rap, I CAN


(for anyone who doesn't know, P-Town, is actually Provincetown, located on cape cod in massachusetts, which is known for it's high concentration of gay people)

fuck this page - its all games
you cant play cuz i say
what u spittin? knock knock jokes?
I CANT TAKE IT! i need some coke
sniff a lil somethin and get high
just to pretend your shit is flyyyyyyy

try to out do me and see what happens
i may suck a dick but yall suck at rappin

wow...:bow:

pdigg... i know that you are here.....

pdiggs aint got nothin'
hes out with a guy, fluffin'
i know i cant rap, and i know it sounds like crap
but you know your mom still lets me hit that
your dad shouldv'e wore a rubber hat
i thiink i lost my flow
so ima bout to go, and fuck your hoe

I must say that shit is whack,
i guess you weren't kiddin about smokin crack
after hearin link's rhymes
i think it's time,
to send a bullet through his mind.
He's got no rhythm, got no rhyme
And i'm kickin everyone's asses this time,
And i'll give some respect to esthirteen
even though he's a pussy who thinks he's mean,
cause we're the ones keepin this thread alive
so fuck this shit, i'm goin for a drive.

Wow this thread's dead,
i'm about ready to go to bed.
Not that i was really awake anyway,
I think we need PDiggs to come and save the day.
Afterall i've never heard him spit,
chances are, he's full of shit,
so all i'm sayin now
step up, if you know how
Bring it on bitches, i'll show you up
i'll leave you with stitches, so show me your stuff.

uhh...Sir Rapsalot....link is a chick.....

Sir Rapsalot.... haha that's funny

uhh my b, didn't know, thought it was kinda weird that they said they like the dick :rolleyes:

guess she's just a woman that knows what she likes...;)

Im chillin in the desert and it is damn hot
I wish I was in the states, where I am not
when I get home Imma take a long ass shower
After I get done Imma go to Red Lobster and devour
Imma go shoppin for some clothes so I can go clubbin...
Which one of you sexy men wants to come to Vegas to give me some lovin??? ;)

A lil' somethin somethin from the middle east...:)

Damn girl, that's what i like to hear
if i was with you, you'd have nothing to fear
now i got shit to do, and i'll be back later
and i'll go jedi on your asses, like darth vader.

Not really...Ive only read through the 1st page.
I did promise that Id do it only once.

I know Im better than everyone else anyways
"oops pow surprise! ooooooooooo"

How do we know if Pdiggs is for real?
i wanna hear this nigga rap, so here's the deal
I'm keepin this shit goin, and i need some help
so gimme what you got, but don't holler and yelp
So give it what you got and just jump in the ring,
spit out a few verses and lemme hear you sing!

JDM, sit down shut up and just listen
stop clowing around, you're a rookie and your pussy's missin
Stop droolin over Kool-Aid you fuckin cake
it looks like your water is about to break
plus, this isn't "I need a girl pt 3" sorry you're no pdiddy
that dog has flows, hoes and enough dinaros to step on each one of your toes
and all this talk of "his car's shit but mine godsent"
should be left to the pros with real cars and not from Budget on rent
For all of you clowns that means wren's the only one left
the 350 is a real car and a bet setter
it's not like your little fucking grocery getter
and please stop talking about me playing with toy cars
you're upset since your grounded due to your bad report cards
oh that's right, you think you're cool because of your bad marks
since you wannabe like shawn desman...hey that guy takes it up the arse
and what's with all this harpin over the lyrical tops dogs
pdigg's will school and run laps on all of you fools
he's just saving his breath for a real challenge and a good mc
notice how he only replied to wren and me
I've said it once and I'll say it again
you can talk shit but be ready to eat it too
since your own shit will be sent right back to you
I'm done with this for now till I see real lyrics
not by some high school kid thinking he's the don doing it for kicks
oh and I'll leave you with one last line
the difference between your women and mine
is like canned tuna to black caviar marinated in expensive wine

id have to say juvenile is the best
he'll outrap me and all the rest, and jdm is a fucking pest
i am a high school kid doing this for kicks
but jdm's mom still lets me suck her tits
my shitmobile is a grocery-getter
and i know highlanders car is better
but who spent more? and whos got all the whores?
who can get a swap and be faster without anymore?
juvenile was sticking up for highlander alot
highlander probably lets juvenile smoke his pot
my girlfriends pussy smells like tuna
be right back after i watch supertuner!


lol

LMFAO! Nice way to weasel a Chappelle Show reference in there.

Looks like i'm outgunned once again,
But you guys gotta stop worshiping wren,
his rhymes may flow, cause they got go
but for 17 i'm all right ya know?
And althoguh juvenille may be a conniseour,
i'll just let you all know, his mom's a whore
And i'm glad es13 is with my mom,
it's shit like that that makes me hit the bong.
But whatever you bitches i'm gonna leave,
Let me know if there's anything you need,
i'm gettin tired,
time to put out the fire.
my flow is dyiing,
so i'll quit trying.
Fun while it lasted, but i'm burnt out
but don't think i'm a bitch who's going home to pout.
peace

you aint got nothin
haha you just strait frontin
you know youre gonna pout
cause thats what you all about
by the way japan called, they want thier rice back
unless you got something to say ill see you at the track
yeah go hit your bong
while i keep singing my song
we all know you cant rap
so why should read your crap
i leave you with this
leave this rap shit alone
go and throw your dog a bone
i think this thread should be closed
cause all you whorein' out the nose

I can't believe my eyes, Can't believe what I see
Did your mommy really let you out in the street?
Cause this is HST, in case you haven't heard
When we throw down, it's completely absurd
Haven't slept all week, haven't lost my high
Rollin a blunt now, head between her thighs
She like it like that, at least thats what it seems
When she cryin out, nails tearin at the sheets
While you sit at home, Xbox at hand
Beatin off, dreamin dreams of my land
So until you got somethin to say,
something real, not play,
Keep playing with yourself,
we know you like it that way

It's over ladies and gentlemen....we've officially "toor the roof off" once again! :bandit:

what do you mean tis over
it aint over till the fat woman sings
who cares that we toor the roof off
were all just getting started
and the party has begun

You see what I see?
I can't believe this punk just said "we"
Because as everyone knows, it was Juve and me
So if you wanna go a few more
Keep pushing your luck
Ill show you the door
Then your girlfriend I'll fuck
Cause I'm in no damned mood
To toy with a peasant tonight
They got blood in their stool
From this one giant fight
You see, when I battle
I go the whole way, while you play with a rattle
Don't get in my face or I'll break you down
Makin your friends look at you like a clown
So see this, if you can
I'm the man where I stand
Get used to the fact
That I'm real and you're whack

im wack
you better take that comment back
you can have my girl
or i should say my ex
cause afterall she is not in it for the sex
ya dumbass your right i said we
you and your friends jump with glad whopp-ee
there i said it you have a battle
know you go and play with the rattle

I think all of you guys got rhymes...ya all got my props...:yes:

highlander, thats your moms legs your between
i know your a feen, but please god damn dont be mean
i know your better, cause your cars got leather,
but you know that its really pleather.
it has been me and JDM the whole way through,
so shutup before you get hit with a shoe
this is no battle, its just fun and games
so please dont blame, the one with game
oohhh, you got a grounding kit,
is it your grandmother that tought you to knit?
you can have my girlfriend, shes a slut
but i thought id let you know, shes got a loose butt.
i know im the don wan,
although for some reason, i still play with poke-mon
its ok though,
because at the end of the day, JDM is the one who needs a tow
i dont see why though, cause his car is obviously slow
so bow down to the master,
and tell your girlfriend to suck me faster.

Guys betta watch out for esthirteen
looks like hes finally startin to get mean,
oh look, you've done it again,
i'm jumpin back in to tear you up wren,
And i'm glad to see everyone hates my ride
maybe i should invest in some nitrous oxide
But whatever everyone i have nothing to prove
except for the fact that matt had better move
cause if he keeps this shit up he's bound to loose.

(and then he can go home and play with his pokemon:rolleyes: )

hey JDM how you know my name today?
stalking me? hoping im gay?
sorry to tell you that im not
you should go to highlanders, he'll give you all he's got
you should get nitrous oxide
but you'll still see me pass you on your right side
hey Kool-Aid, im gonna come to Vegas to meet you
i'll bring my friend, so you can give him head too
then we can all hang out at the zoo
oohhh, and highlander your mom goes mmmmmoooooo!
she does it when i stick in her ass
it hurts her so much, she hopes the time will pass


(not meant to offend anyone (koolaid or highlander))

Bitch i know all about you fool,
i know that you're a fucking tool,
your mom told me some interesting things,
like how you collect bug plugs, dildos, and cock rings!
I owned this shit before, and i'll rule it again
but first i'm gonna send you back to your play pen!
so now you may sit down, you pathetic shit
cause bitch i'm so hott you need an oven mitt!

i think i better leave cause i aint with it
cause es and j, your raps are just shit
like theyve said before, and i will say it again
wheres pdiggs when we need him

You had better be careful what you say esthirteen...you might get your feelinz hurt
you say some shit like that about me again...I'll drag your ass out into the dirt
I don't give head to just anybody...
so when I'll actually do it
it'll be someone I love...a SOMEBODY...
so you can dog out all these guys and their rhymes
but don't come around my neck of the woods because Kool-Aid ain't got the damn time...

i think its my time to stop this, nice ryhmes guys.
Peace!

Ha ha ha...

Was it ever time to start? This is worse than the last one which was weak and sophmoric to say the least. It ain't exactly freestyle if you can sit at your keyboard and mull over the line for 30 minutes, no is it?

I didn't mull over my lines for even 5 minutes...

I don't mull my lines
They flow straight like good wine
If you think my rhymes off
If you think they don't belong
If you think I write em like a sloth
Better realize, you are wrong
Cause I am the king of the castle
So bow down to the master
I got so many skills,
You can't even see me
Cause I pop so many pills
Lit like a Christmas tree
See I'm fucked up right now
Sippin on some Coors Light
Chillin wit my whole crowd
all day and all night
But if you still talk shit
If you feel you gotta bone
I stuff dick in your clit
Then I take your mom home
So what, now you wanna fight?
Cause I prove you wrong?
Cause you full of fright?
Imma take a hit of this bong
And finish this song
If you still wanna go a few
You can find me smokin hydro
Ladies with me, not you
So go home, ho-mo

It was done just for the fun of it, and esthirteen was just saying that he was done. I think people realize that we're not the next rap superstars and that this is just for fun and some jokes. I don't get why you have to get so uptight about this and complain at every opportunity that you get about these threads (and there have only been 2 of them so far). If you're not really into this, you don't have to participate but that doesn't mean you have to bitch to others that they're part of it. You're a smart and great person but realx a little sometime :yes:

Dude...it ain't about being uptight...I just hate to see hip hop bastardized like this. If the shits flowed well it'd be different. But this stuff is just weak. I mean like geriatric ward weak. And then people call it "freestyle". WTF? Freestyle is like battle raps. You can't do it on a computer. It completely loses it's authenticity. To me, this thread is just one big joke...and not even a good one.

Wow, what a poor sport. Its just here to have fun and take shots at the other people without getting in trouble. I never said my rhymes were good or anything like that. Sorry were not as good as the famous eminem. heh..