lol please tell me you are not stroking it at this minute.

Nope, just sipping on some coors light making fun of a liberal moderator at my350z.com (and laughing bc he is threatening to ban me). Also watching some Ron Jeremy thing on TV w/ my roomate...

lol I almost bought a 350z.. almost..

and kool aid you should come play with my wife and I.. all we do is screw all weekend.. we have videos, toys, sex swing.. etc

Apparently he's been watching too much of the movie "Highlander". Lol..."there can be only one".

rofl

we should just go to chat =/

its not working for me :(

im there in 3 seconds

or not.. not working

^ not working for me either.

Well...why doesn't the chat rooms work??

I don't know
I'll bring it up in the mods section.
But back on topic here folks. Take it to PM. AIM, ICQ I don't give a shit.

I forgot one...in the hot tub, well not in it...but kind of fooling around in the hot tub, then the gurl stands up and bends over and you take her from behind while your legs are still in...fun shit I tell ya

Del Sol u seem left out.. tell ya what I gonna do.. first I rip your clothes off like animal. Then I take bucket of Country Crock.. no noth the little one.. U get the big tub.. I slap that on you and you like it.. I butter you up... you moan a little "of yes V8 butter me up!"...

to be continued

Dear Jesus,

Please make him stop talking like that.

Love, Wren.

V8...have you started some sort of new medication? Just seems like all at once your posts got totally insane. Not just insane...batshit insane.

Seriously, who other than old men drink Coors Light. Or even Coors? Highlander, you definitely need to experience some better beers!!! :)

This has totally turned into a sock fest, as SFKing would likely call it. ;)

Anyhow, back on topic.....one leg up definitely is fun and sexy! One leg up in the shower...mmmmmmm. My last girlfriend was 5'2", I'm 6'3"...hehe, 1 leg up in the shower was a workout in more than 1 way! :)

Crap, now I'm missing having a girlfriend again.....

b

Budwiser is my favorite, but coors light is cheaper and isnt as fattening (no I dont want a beer gut). :yes:

Holy crappy beers, Batman! While it is just my opinion, you need to either discover good tasting beer, or find another alcohol that'll get you wasted without the beer gut! What happened to your tastebuds man????? $/buzz ratio there's cheaper and less fatty than Bud! Do your tastebuds a favor!

b

Which is why, most of the time, I sail with the captain. ;)

already f*cked up, chugging more bud light and captn mo. :drunk: ;)

^^ What's wrong with the girls in the picture? Which do you want, cause i'll take anything... (What movie is that from)

That's from the rampant torrent of shit known as "Starsky And Hutch".

What do you mean whats wrong with them? Is it part of the movie quote? (I haven't seen it yet)

ps- I chose this girl... my ex... now you kinda know why I have some of the feelings I do... damn fine body...;(

^^Highlander...no offense...but how in the fucking world did you get a chick like that?

:cool: The next one will be hotter, and have a better personality... I have no doubts:yes:

I was asking what's wrong with them as in are they open game, go for it.

Your ex is hot, you and i are in the same boat. I'd post a picture but the only good one i have she's in something very skimpy, holding on to that for myself.

^^Same here...the only pics I've still got of the ex are quite unclothed.

Ok...the most favorite position is on top...of a guy of course.:)

Captain's....good stuff!

And a girl on top, good stuff too! It's fun to get a good grope while she's riding cowboy style! Mmmm...I need a girlfriend.

b

Then go get a girlfriend...not hard to find...at least I don't think so.

^ It's not hard to find one. It's hard to find one that you get along with, can relate to, have feelings for, can stand waking up to in the morning and etc...

Same with guys...instead...I end up with faggots that break up with girls on email while in the middle of iraq...:rolleyes:

Sounds like a winner

He sure is...

Sorry I cant resist any longer!

There are picture threads everywhere on this forum!!! CHeck out fast and furious females...check out off topic discussions...you've got pictures man...
:yes:

he know's...he's a mod here.
plus he want's pictures of the gurls in those fun little positions
Frankly so do I.

:yes:

Alrighty then...

I was actually joking about the pictures.. It just fit the thread so well I couldnt resist, sorry. ;)