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IALuder 06-08-2004 08:44 PM

^nice :D

SuperHero500 06-08-2004 08:46 PM

;) thanks, :D

IALuder 06-08-2004 09:00 PM

you still have told us your story.....or do you got a story. its ok not to. :yes:

SuperHero500 06-08-2004 09:20 PM

Well sadly enough I was born a hopeless romantic and raised with good old southern manners (i don't even kiss on the first date, well there are some exceptions). Plus my sex talk from my dad was "If your have sex before your married, see these bricks? *smacks bricks together* you know how they casterate cows? Are you getting the picture?"... lol... In all honesty just kinda waiting for the right person and the right setting. I've had my chances and the one time i was going to... well we got all hot and heavy and well either she was too small or i was too big, it hurt her too much so we stopped... So I dunno what that makes me, but fooling around is always fun :yes: .

GT40FIED 06-08-2004 09:26 PM

I was 14 and it was at her house. Second time however, was in the back seat of her Escort GT...and I was about 6'1" or 6'2" at the time. I believe that's the only time while having sex I've ever had to say "hold on...I gotta cramp in my leg".

IALuder 06-09-2004 11:06 AM

^nice. :D

its all good to wait. theres nothing wrong with that.

SolPol 06-09-2004 11:34 AM

I was 15. I was in the woods. It was about 110 degrees outside. With a girl I had dated on and off for a while.

I managed to last about 30 minutes or so. Not bad for the first time, still dunno how. Maybe it was the fact that I was sweating so damn hard that I was distracted :cool:

CD5Passion 06-09-2004 01:00 PM

thats the key to long sex, distract yourself! me and my friends had a discussion with a female friend of ours when she asked what do us guys think about while we're having sex and the answer that came fromeveryone of us is...music, what we ate earlier,....carrrrsss..lol cause if you think about sex you're done. is this true for anyone others?

SolPol 06-09-2004 01:06 PM

I think it's true for all others.

It's very odd, you gotta be in the moment and NOT in the moment at the same time.

If it's too soon and I feel like I may be close, I think about whatever I can. Cars. Food. The starting lineup for the 2004 Pittsburgh Steelers. Whatever it takes.

Works too.

IALuder 06-09-2004 01:29 PM

its true for me shards.;(

CD5Passion 06-09-2004 03:01 PM

man sad as it may be, we told our female friend that normally hangs with the guys about this phenomenon and she about flipped out in disbelief. haha, you simply have to distract your thoughts

IALuder 06-09-2004 07:38 PM

basically. it has been working for awhile now. :yes:

Kool-Aid 06-10-2004 12:08 AM

You know what, to get off the current subject, I have always wanted to try watching porn with a guy and having sex with him...you know, to get all hot and horny...

IALuder 06-10-2004 03:46 PM

^have tired this. it is awesome. but im like a bottle rocket after watching the porno......light me and bang 2 secs later. all over.:no:

Kool-Aid 06-10-2004 03:52 PM

Ha ha ha ha...minute man!!!! Just kidding... ;)

I think I will try it sometime... :yes:

CD5Passion 06-10-2004 04:41 PM

never tried that one...damn...

GT40FIED 06-10-2004 06:08 PM

It's ok...just turn off the porn once the sex begins. That way you don't get "distracted". But then again I watch too much porn regardless...so go figure.

CD5Passion 06-10-2004 06:34 PM

^yeah I'm in the same boat with the porn watchin

Rob 06-10-2004 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
But then again I watch too much porn regardless...so go figure.
lol

IALuder 06-10-2004 09:24 PM

watching porn while having sex...i must try this. after all if it will distract me maybe ill last longer.;)

Kool-Aid 06-10-2004 11:51 PM

I just think it would be something to turn me on and get me "going"...

IALuder 06-11-2004 12:05 AM

it does work and dont even actually have to watch the porno that long.

PS its good to see back on line kool-aid.:)

CD5Passion 06-11-2004 02:49 AM

^skfking I miss seeing smilin bob on your avatar:|

GT40FIED 06-11-2004 04:00 AM

I dunno dude...the idea that you were "smilin Bob" would indicate that you needed pills to make your wang bigger. Didn't make sense to me.

CD5Passion 06-11-2004 04:02 AM

haha eh still it was funny to see whenever he posted

IALuder 06-11-2004 01:09 PM

my bad i still got the picture. as for using the pills no i didnt. i just thought it was funny how the guy looked.:yes:

i never even knew people understood what that meant. thats why i changed it.

IALuder 06-11-2004 03:48 PM

<------they yea go shards!;)

GT40FIED 06-13-2004 04:23 PM

Once again...not exactly the message I'd like an avatar to convey.

IALuder 06-13-2004 10:22 PM

sorry...but its funny to me. i dont use the pills. but i dant care if people think i do. as long as i know the truth.:yes:

CD5Passion 06-14-2004 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
<------they yea go shards!;)


thanks bro I, now my life is complete....as long as you keep it there...i knew what it meant and it made me laugh

IALuder 06-14-2004 12:23 PM

lol. its all good.

GT40 i dont get why you would think i take the pills becuase i have that picture. hell i dont know why anyone would take those pills. its that degrading to know you need pills to satisfy someone? i know i sure dont.

GT40FIED 06-14-2004 01:16 PM

^ Ummmm....I don't think that. I'm just saying that someone could infer that from you having that icon. That's all I be sayin.

CD5Passion 06-14-2004 01:19 PM

or they could infer that he is funny:paranoid:

GT40FIED 06-14-2004 01:40 PM

Actually the picture is great...it's the thing at the bottom that says "I'm smilin Bob" that could make people think twice.

IALuder 06-14-2004 04:24 PM

i never can think twice. hell i cant think much so i never look at it like that. oh well. it makes me luagh.:yes: :D

BlackWolf 06-15-2004 02:15 PM

I think the pic is funny 'cause the guy looks like a total cheeseball. I never thought you needed it hun, I just thought you found the guy goofy funny too.

IALuder 06-15-2004 02:35 PM

i think the picture suit me. im a complete weirdo and very cheesy.

BlackWolf 06-15-2004 04:23 PM

Cheese on, my brotha!


Kool-Aid 06-15-2004 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
it does work and dont even actually have to watch the porno that long.

PS its good to see back on line kool-aid.:)



Thanks!! I am glad to be home...you have no idea...but we won't get into that on this thread.

Do any of you sometimes sit back and think about the one or couple of times you've been f*cked real good and just thinkin about it, you wanted it again?

Rob 06-15-2004 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Do any of you sometimes sit back and think about the one or couple of times you've been f*cked real good and just thinkin about it, you wanted it again?

:yes:


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