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vtchgrl2k2 06-22-2004 05:47 PM

5 i believe

IALuder 06-22-2004 07:05 PM

theres nothing wrong with being a man whore.

GT40FIED 06-23-2004 01:02 AM

Yes, in fact, there is.

mylittlecivic 06-23-2004 02:36 AM

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Originally posted by vtchgrl2k2
5 i believe


5 what?

GT40FIED 06-23-2004 04:07 AM

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Originally posted by mylittlecivic
5 what?


5 times in one day. What's your record Anna? Hehe.

IALuder 06-23-2004 06:10 AM

whats so wrong about it. i use to be a man whore kind of....ah the good ol' days:yes:

GT40FIED 06-23-2004 07:02 PM

I dunno...it just sort of feeds into that stereotype that all guys want is sex. Don't get me wrong...that's a lot of what I want...maybe like 75%. It's just not the ONLY thing I want.

IALuder 06-23-2004 08:12 PM

i want it all most 80-90%.;)

GT40FIED 06-24-2004 05:04 AM

True, but a relationship cannot sustain itself on sex alone. A female's intelligence, caring, and sense of humor have to come into play. Sure, most guys will fake any of this to get into a girl's pants, but once you're there all of it means nothing without the reciprocation of your partner.

IALuder 06-24-2004 06:19 AM

^true. but when im in a relationship its a completely different ball game then being single (which i am now).

GT40FIED 06-25-2004 01:11 AM

Well of course...that's the entire nature of relationships.

GT40FIED 06-26-2004 09:30 PM

NEW TOPIC

What's the best music to get makey with the love to? And don't say "anything that's like...". I will punch you if you do so. So let's hear it...what's your favorite music to fuck to?

IALuder 06-26-2004 09:49 PM

Berry White....Jazz or classical. god i love my berry white!:yes: ;)

GT40FIED 06-26-2004 10:11 PM

Love him so much ya forgot to spell his name? Haha. jfwy. It's Barry, btw. For me, anything by the band Air or the Cardigans "Gran Turismo".

IALuder 06-27-2004 02:11 AM

ahhh..GT music is good also. i cant wait to see what music is on GT4. hell i cant wait for the game period! back on topic.

GT40FIED 06-27-2004 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by SFKing
ahhh..GT music is good also. i cant wait to see what music is on GT4. hell i cant wait for the game period! back on topic.


No...not the music for the game Gran Turismo the game. The Cardigans have an album called Gran Turismo (or Grand Turismo...can't remember which). That album just oozes sex.

IALuder 06-27-2004 03:20 AM

my bad. i never heard of the band. my bad. im in a my own little world tonight. :o

GT40FIED 06-27-2004 04:40 AM

Indeed

IALuder 06-27-2004 01:04 PM

why does is seem that were are the only two not letting this thread die?

GT40FIED 06-27-2004 02:58 PM

I was just wondering the same thing. Where the fuck is everyone else?

IALuder 06-27-2004 03:01 PM

i know....this thread is 55 pages long and the last are completely all of are posts. we need to redirect everyones attention back to this thread!

GT40FIED 06-27-2004 03:15 PM

Yes....redirect their attention by way of lead pipes. Haha. But this whole forum has died down lately.

Rob 06-27-2004 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I have officially decided that I am not...and this is hard for me to say...:o I am not going to have any more one night stands/sex with random females/no more hootchie sex/no more ho's........the next person I have sex with will be someone that I am in a steady (and stable) relationship with.......I have spoken :|

Welllll...so much for that....19...:o

No.1_Stunna 06-27-2004 07:32 PM

Heh...ya...It's really easy to say you'll do something but actually carrying it out is another thing...I haven't told her yet but that one bet thing about not masturbating for a month and a week to get head thing i already cheated...It was a month into it and I figured she'd probably be lame anyways and not do it but ya know...She cant tell from lookin at my dong if I have or not so I donno if I'll tell her or not...

IALuder 06-28-2004 02:18 AM

man...a whole damn month. i cant go 30min without thinking of masterbating. dayum.

GT40FIED 06-28-2004 05:31 AM

Indeed. Fuck a month. 2 or 3 days and I'm getting irritable and homicidal. All of that testosterone needs to go somewhere.

BlackWolf 06-28-2004 11:50 AM

I'm accepting donations if you're giving.................:)

No.1_Stunna 06-28-2004 12:00 PM

Heh, the first week was the hardest....and the second...and the third...but suprisingly after I had denied my penis for that long it was really easy...I just got bored one day and was like meh, she'll never know...as I did the next day...and 2 days later...but ya know...:rolleyes:

GT40FIED 06-28-2004 04:23 PM

Dude...if you neglect your penis it may just decide to not like you anymore. Besides...neglecting to masturbate can contribute to prostate cancer. So if a chick ever asks you to do that again just say "Oh my god! You want me to get cancer, don't you? Get out of here you dirty cancer lover!" and then procede to ridicule her. Or you could just agree and lie about not doing it. Either way works fine.

GT40FIED 06-28-2004 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by BlackWolf
I'm accepting donations if you're giving.................:)


Ya know Blackwolf...I'm just not sure you could handle it. Haha. Oh...wait...that'd probably be me that couldn't handle it.

IALuder 06-28-2004 04:32 PM

man i dot know about sending it threw the mail blackwolf. i think youll need to come and get it.;)

GT40FIED 06-28-2004 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by SFKing
man i dot know about sending it threw the mail blackwolf.


How exactly would you do that? I'm sure there's any one of a dozen laws prohibiting the interstate transport of baby batter without proper authorization and regulations. Besides...that'd be one sticky ass envelope.

IALuder 06-28-2004 08:30 PM

yeah it would. i shall try to do this one day.:yes:

GT40FIED 06-28-2004 08:57 PM

I'll keep an eye out for weird news stories about a guy mailing his spooge

BlackWolf 06-29-2004 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by GT40FIED
Ya know Blackwolf...I'm just not sure you could handle it. Haha. Oh...wait...that'd probably be me that couldn't handle it.


We'll see who can handle what..............

BlackWolf 06-29-2004 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by GT40FIED
How exactly would you do that? I'm sure there's any one of a dozen laws prohibiting the interstate transport of baby batter without proper authorization and regulations. Besides...that'd be one sticky ass envelope.


Ok like EEEEWWWW!!

So NOT what I meant. I was trying to say that I would accept a donation in person.........only. ;)

BlackWolf 06-29-2004 08:04 AM

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Originally posted by SFKing
yeah it would. i shall try to do this one day.:yes:


Uh, dude, that's just nasty. Even I'd report your ass. Seek some therapy, seriously...............like me!!!! ;) :bandit:

GT40FIED 06-29-2004 04:00 PM

<-----is checking his stats to see who's leading in the E-tease race these days.:D

BlackWolf 06-30-2004 02:35 PM

<------ checks files to see if the stats are in order..........;)

GT40FIED 06-30-2004 03:11 PM

Oh I'm sure they're all in order. Haha.:D

CD5Passion 06-30-2004 03:37 PM

....:confused:

GT40FIED 06-30-2004 03:48 PM

Problem Darin?

BlackWolf 06-30-2004 04:05 PM

I don't think he gets what we're talking about.........

CD5Passion 06-30-2004 04:15 PM

i havent checked this thread for some time and was somewhat baffled, it's all good now though

BlackWolf 06-30-2004 04:18 PM

It was either that or you wanted to know what your stats were..
;)

GT40FIED 06-30-2004 04:29 PM

In retrospect, in the beginning of this thread I should have just let Blackwolf leave a bunch of posts about how she needed some serious deep dickin. I think it would have grown faster that way.:D

Rob 06-30-2004 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by GT40FIED
In retrospect, in the beginning of this thread I should have just let Blackwolf leave a bunch of posts about how she needed some serious deep dickin. I think it would have grown faster that way.:D

:toofunny:

IALuder 06-30-2004 08:43 PM

:D:D:D

GT40FIED 06-30-2004 08:45 PM

LMAO...what? You guys KNOW you would've posted.

Rob 06-30-2004 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by GT40FIED
LMAO...what? You guys KNOW you would've posted.

Well that's a given with me Steve :cool:


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