:confused:

I know that you weren't directing it towards me...I was just saying who I really am off the computer...something like an honest confession...tis all :)

How do you figure I'd probably be very shy in person?? Just curious... :)

Ok...we'll just see about this suprise if I ever come about your neck of the woods... :)

You can try, I'll even give you our phone # :nana: BWHAHA Why is it that it seems like these forums are a wanna be dating service. I'm about to decline my potential moderator promotion. My trusty b20vtec.com are for more mature people. :flick: Jonda... you think tonight we can... perhaps :drunk: :censored: :banana: :smoking: :love:

too funny... yeah some people get carried away, but mostly all in good fun.

well well...bitch slap anyone? :D
First of all, I already have her cell number there sparky.....:yes:

Second of all......fuckcough...oh, excuse me :flick: :D

Alright, I'm out. I'm no way going to put up with bullshit like this. FUCK YOU "Rob" go chew yourself a cock. :wave:

I gotta side with the other guy. Its pretty obvious they are together. I'm pretty sure what he said was all in good fun. Whats with all the hostility?

No joke...from both of you. It's the fucking internet. Oh no...they might fall in love and get married...ON A COMPUTER. :nono: This thread is all about good times, masturbation, and whatever topics it morphs into. Not sissy girl bitch fights about meaningless crap.

Well well well...somebody done pissed somebody off....

What a shock. I don't think thats ever happened here before.

Can't we all just get along...:rolleyes: ;)

PEACE IN THE HS FORUMS!!!!!!!(that doesn't rhyme huh?)

Was it supposed to? What was it supposed to rhyme with?

I was thinkin back to the 80's. Ya know, peace in tha middle east? Right. Like that will ever happen with the current ROE's.

You are joking right? :paranoid: here, have one of these :chill:

and for the rest of you....Jesus people...how long have I been on this board? How often am I serious about shit like this...it's all in fun...it's the internet...I'm in GA, she's in Cali...lalalala.....

i need to get laid...kool-aid, you need to come to my neck of the woods soon...;) :)

:rolleyes: Any more puns and I will beat you with your own shoes...in the face.

Oh please...enlighten us to the ways of your other pathetic site. And decline your "potential moderator promotion"? You've been here a week you fucking candy ass. But in all seriousness...I'm sure b20vtec.com is the place to be for some seriously exciting homoerotic action.

i wasnt making a pun GT40....:rolleyes:

she was actually trying to become a moderator???:confused: man i tired 3 times and i got 2K posts.

LMAO

On a side note, I checked out his "site" (and I use that term loosely). A whopping 243 members but I couldn't get onto the forums without registering and I'll be damned if I'm member 244. There were, however, indechiperable "shout outs" like this one (I wish I were maiking this shit up...this is a direct quote)



Oh man...I'm glad to see another forum more "mature" than any of ours. Now I'm sorry he turned down his imaginary moderator's position.

Edit: So it turns out I was right about the whole homoerotic thing. When you people learn that I am always right?

Ok...here's a dumb question but what is a pun??

SFKing, Im sure some very lucky girl in your neck of the woods would be more than happy to lay with you... ;)

Please tell me that's a joke. If not...here's what Merriam Webster says:

Main Entry: pun
Pronunciation: 'p&n
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps from Italian puntiglio fine point, quibble -- more at PUNCTILIO
: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound

No joke man...sorry. Thanks for the definition.

GT40 is a online dictionary.

No....http://www.m-w.com is an online dictionary. I merely know how to USE online dictionaries.

why do some threads just get hostile... and normally its biker odd that it isnt this time

We just took a little time to trash a complete tool. Now...back to the sexualityness.

... we need a new sex topic.:yes:

How about this...what's the highest number of times you've had sex in one day?

4 times in one day is my high. god its been such a long time.;(

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: Good times

I think I've done like 5 or 6 in a day. Hard to keep track. And is that by orgasm? Mine or hers? ;)

5 is my "lucky number".

how is so luckie? and yes she must also orgasm.:yes:

How is it lucky? Dude...the next time you get laid 5 times in one day, tell me you aren't the luckiest bastard ever. And yeah...she got off every time.

Shit...I don't think I can count that high...:dunce:

honestly though...my all time high was 8 times over a 4 hour period....that included multiple positions...and..uhhh...orifices....yeah cough

4 times...

3 times I beleive, missin it alot too

yup been laid free for to long. almost a month coming up. man why must i suffer so.;(

A month? That's it? Fucking amatuer.

what? amatuer what? im sorry i just dont go up to gurls and be like lets have sex.

I meant that a month is nothing. Not long at all. Come back after a year and we'll talk.

Jesus man....a year??? :eek: :crazy: :doh: :zombie: :loco: :yikes:

What can I say? The arms aren't exactly a chick magnet. And a year is an understatement.

I understand...shitty.....but I understand.....poo-nanny is overrated sometimes anyway...just brings unwanted problems/drama........

This is true...but I miss it. The next time someone tells you that women are the "fairer sex" or that they look fo sense of humor before anything else, kill said person in the face because they're obviously too moronic to go on living (and "god" forbid they should procreate and produce retarded children). Do it for 'ole "GT40". Women are just like men...they go on looks first, everything else second. I swear, the next time I get laid I will set off fireworks afterwards...it will be a once in a fucking decade event. That is, of course, if I don't chain her to a pipe in the crawlspace to prevent her from leaving. But no...that would just be wrong.

Yeah, I was on a two year hiatus myself that just recently ended. Shit....two years.

Will do...you have my word...but before I kill them in the face, I will beat them profusely about the head and neck area :yes:

True, it would be wrong.....but then again, said girl might be into that sort of thing :)

Anyway, back on topic...I have officially decided that I am not...and this is hard for me to say...:o I am not going to have any more one night stands/sex with random females/no more hootchie sex/no more ho's....thinking back over the last few escapades that I have had, it really didn't do anything for me except add to the number....the next person I have sex with will be someone that I am in a steady (and stable) relationship with.......I have spoken :|

good for you rob you man whore or should i say (x)