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Rob 05-25-2004 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Come by my way and we can make you a whole chapter baby...;)

Seriously Adrieanne....if I knew that you weren't all talk right now I would tell you to definitely make a trip to Atl to see your dad and we would see where things went from there.......:yes:

Kool-Aid 05-25-2004 04:35 PM

Well thanks. ;)

No.1_Stunna 05-26-2004 09:01 PM

Alright...So my ex-g/f (we broke up on good terms, we still flirt and whatnot and everyone says we should go back together and all that jazz...) decided she was gonna bet me I couldn't go a month without masturbating so I decided to make it a worthwhile bet. So at first if I made it a month she would be the one to do the honors. Then I decided to try and up the ante to a month and a week in return for head. Well...being the dumbass she is she accepted...so it'll be the easiest head I've ever gotten...I hope...Then again non of the girls where I live will put out or anything...there all goody goodies...so its sad to say but this will be the farthest i've gone with a chick but I'm not the one night stand kinda guy...IJust gotta make it to July 2nd...;(

IALuder 05-27-2004 12:17 AM

damn, i could go a month easy. but i dont got to bet wemon to get what i want. i just got to call them up. good luck hope you win your bet.

mylittlecivic 05-27-2004 02:20 AM

damn i cant believe how long this thread got

GT40FIED 05-27-2004 03:15 AM

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Originally posted by mylittlecivic
damn i cant believe how long this thread got


Well believe it Anna. Mwahahaha. But then again it's evolved sooooo many times that I'm not suprised it's still rocking long and hard (again, pun intended).

IALuder 05-27-2004 03:05 PM

^nice! lol :D

if you could discribe yourself in one sexual word what would it be? mine = stamiana.

Kool-Aid 05-27-2004 03:15 PM

Too many to list...;)

IALuder 05-27-2004 03:23 PM

pick one. hell even at random. i know theres at least one that discribes you.:yes:

Kool-Aid 05-27-2004 03:40 PM

I would have to say...erotic

BlackWolf 05-28-2004 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
^nice! lol :D

if you could discribe yourself in one sexual word what would it be? mine = stamiana.




intense

mylittlecivic 05-29-2004 01:57 AM

tease?:(:o

CD5Passion 05-29-2004 03:38 AM

^ teases rock ;)

IALuder 05-29-2004 03:19 PM

its not bad to be a tease. sometimes it can be a good thing!;)

mylittlecivic 05-29-2004 04:34 PM

well ok then;)

Kool-Aid 05-29-2004 05:14 PM

I love to be teased...especially before "gettin it on"...gets my blood circulating... :yes: ;)

CD5Passion 05-29-2004 06:36 PM

^ same here in all seriousness a good tease can make sex that much better

Kool-Aid 05-29-2004 08:27 PM

Absolutely...please, please tease me... :yes: ;)

CD5Passion 05-29-2004 11:06 PM

^well if you really want me to, you know...i can't make it over to your place in.....about....a few days...of nonstop driving;)

Rob 05-29-2004 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Absolutely...please, please tease me... :yes: ;)

not only are YOU a tease...but I think you're all talk and no play....:pfft:

CD5Passion 05-30-2004 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
not only are YOU a tease...but I think you're all talk and no play....:pfft:


sh!!!!!!!!!!!!!t he just tried you

Kool-Aid 05-30-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
not only are YOU a tease...but I think you're all talk and no play....:pfft:


Please...I am NOT all talk and NO play...just get me in the right time and place...do what we've gotta do...and afterwards...I'll get you a broom and dust pan to help scoop your jaw off the floor...;)

IALuder 05-30-2004 07:56 PM

dayum, let me know when the right time is. ill be there in a heart beat!;) :yes:

Rob 05-30-2004 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Please...I am NOT all talk and NO play...just get me in the right time and place...do what we've gotta do...and afterwards...I'll get you a broom and dust pan to help scoop your jaw off the floor...;)

Well Ms. Koolaid....you bring your happy ass to ATL like I offered before and we'll see whether or not you're talk......and as far as my jaw being on the floor...the only reason why it would be there is because it'd wore out from eating your :censored: :yes:

Kool-Aid 05-30-2004 09:37 PM

Ok ok...we'll just see about that. I will let you know if I ever get to Atlanta...I have my dad and half sister up there... :)

CD5Passion 05-30-2004 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Well Ms. Koolaid....you bring your happy ass to ATL like I offered before and we'll see whether or not you're talk......and as far as my jaw being on the floor...the only reason why it would be there is because it'd wore out from eating your :censored: :yes:


priceless, f*cking priceless

Rob 05-31-2004 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
priceless, f*cking priceless

[Austin Powers] uhh thank you[/Austin Powers]

CD5Passion 05-31-2004 01:12 AM

:smoking: cigarette?

Rob 05-31-2004 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
:smoking: cigarette?

:yes:

IALuder 06-02-2004 12:33 AM

why is that most of the time girls say they will call you right back and they either "forget" or 5 hours later call back?

CD5Passion 06-02-2004 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by SFKing
why is that most of the time girls say they will call you right back and they either "forget" or 5 hours later call back?


u know...I've been trying to figure out that damn phenomenom...and it still baffles me...

IALuder 06-02-2004 12:29 PM

i think they have a thing for testing are patients....:mad:

SolPol 06-02-2004 12:51 PM

Shit man, I do that. I'm just forgetful.

Though with the chickies, I'm gonna say it's a testing of the patience thing.

CD5Passion 06-02-2004 01:14 PM

you think so?...haha well they need to stop cause it's horrible waiting for some chic you like to call you when they say they will call you RIGHT BACK

GT40FIED 06-02-2004 05:59 PM

I've had to scold a few of my female friends for such things. I just tell them "look...say you'll TRY and call me back or just "I'll talk to you later"" unless you're absolutely sure you're calling me back. i'm not waiting by the phone...but it's just inconsiderate. Then again I have no vested interest in these girls other than friendship so I can afford not to care so much.

IALuder 06-02-2004 08:51 PM

true, i should be like either say it and mean or dont bother saying it at all. but man she is wearing down the very little patients i had.

GT40FIED 06-02-2004 09:28 PM

I honestly don't think most people do it on purpose. That said it's still a pain in the ass. I've got one female friend in particular that I'm pretty sure I'd lose total contact with if I wasn't the one calling her since she lives in KC and I'm in Pittsburg (once again). She never checks her messages and never calls ANYONE back...not even her dad or brother who live in WA. I've just gotten used to it and I know she's not calling back.

IALuder 06-02-2004 10:30 PM

^ thats pretty much the same here. except she lives about 5 miles away.

GT40FIED 06-04-2004 05:28 AM

Note to self: come up with next Battle Of The Sexes topic to bang out over 600 replies.

Sorry but I had to gloat a bit about that. Mwahahahahaha

IALuder 06-04-2004 12:33 PM

this is a HUGE thread. on a topic that slowly died. why did it die? :confused:


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