^ I'm gonna take what's behind curtain number two Bob!!

Hrm... Let me think... Uh yeah... I'll take a number 2 please. :D

well yea sex would be better. but she doesnt want to have sex sence we havent been together more then 3 weeks. so i respect that, take what shell give till shes ready. i dont want to push her into things like that. sorry for trying to be a nice.

Can I have a #2 with a side of #1? :D

i get number 2 and she gets off before me so she has to give me number 1.

^ Just cause she's done doesn't mean she has to hop off, does it?

If she's done, why not help her to be done again, and again, and you get the idea.

^Exactly...unless she's a single orgasm kinda gal let her ride you for all she's worth. Oh...to answer...I'll take #2 if I can get it, but in a pinch #1 works just fine. Hell...as long as I'm not the only one there I'm happy.

How about fellatio?

I hate it :pukey

Riiiiight. Come on, as long as the girl knows what she's doing I love me some beejer.

if they know what their doing its all good. i cant stand it when a ladie trys to hand and she grips to tight or when they give you oral and they slobber way to much.

ladies when going down on a guy orally do you or have you ever put something on it? ie:whip cream ECt ECt

Caramel. Oooie, gooie, sticky, sweet, thick and creamy caramel......yeah baby! Lick and suck it alllllll gone!!!! Umm, umm, umm.......
Clean up on isle 4!!!!

Their mouth hopefully....

damn it im in isle 5.:mad:

:doh:

Is 3 weeks all thats needed these days? Man thats not much of a standard to brag about.

Then what is?

well some people still have standards and wait. thats excludes me till recently.

Yea, I have standards...I think everybody does...

I question mine sometimes.....:banghead:

*sigh* Me too.

aaaww, Im sure you guys have good standards....at least you have them...

some people dont have standards becuase even if they did they cant get none. (me)

And why not young man???

well i got standards and a very close gurl as a friend.

but i mean people who live in poverty and the slums ect ect, have very low to no standards becuase its hard for them to get someone with the standards they so desire.

I guess I can understand that...you can always raise your standards now that you know what the case is...right? ;)

of course.:yes:

new topic begins after this post.......

What new topic? I can't think of any concerning masturbation...

doesnt have to be about masterbating. could be about anything dealing with sex.

has anyone ever walked in on someone having sex?

Ha, who hasn't? That's what I wanna know.

Actually, this past week I was nearly walked in on. Good times :yes: ;)

i have never been walked in on. have come close 3 times. :yes: ;)

I've never walked in on someone having sex...never been walked in on...thank goodness...

I've never walked in on anyone, although I'm sure people were doin it in the same room at least once, gotta love HS.

I've been walked in on several times, once by my mom. That was funny, lucky we were side by side and covered by a blanket.

Never walked in on anyone, and also never been walked in on. Unless you count the one time the cops busted me as being walked in on... :o

I've been walked in on several times...twice by one of my ex gf's mom, once by her dad....once by my mom....once by my gfs sister....listened to by my ex gf's mom, stepdad, cousin, and stepbrother all at the same time. We were in the bathroom and she's a moaner so we were in the middle of business and heard some noise outside the door so we had to stop and continue later that night..........

Interesting...

damn, like a live porno movie. :D

Rob, you should make a movie on your sex life...sounds like yours was interesting... ;)

^ Talking about movies, anyone see the ron jeremy movie? I saw it at hollywood video the other day and was like whoa, i wonder if it's a porn or an autobiography sort of moive. Should be interesting either way i'd assume, yes/no?

:hmmm:

nah...I think I'm just gonna stick with writing a book about my life someday....it can only get more interesting as time goes by........

Come by my way and we can make you a whole chapter baby...;)