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Rob 05-06-2004 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by SFKing
have you had more one night stands or gf/bfs? for

I've definitely had more one night stands then I've had gfs.....

Wren57 05-06-2004 10:18 PM

Well my temptations got the best of me... just measured... about 7.5" long and 5.5" around... keep in mind this was watching porn, it is a bit larger during actual sex (better stimulation)...

Rob 05-06-2004 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by highlander
Well my temptations got the best of me... just measured... about 7.5" long and 5.5" around... keep in mind this was watching porn, it is a bit larger during actual sex (better stimulation)...

You know Wren...I could have lived the rest of my life without a) knowing the size of your schlong and b) having a mental image of you sitting there watching porn while measuring your schlong...:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

Wren57 05-06-2004 11:36 PM

*shrug*... oh well, it was done for research purposes...

mylittlecivic 05-07-2004 02:04 AM

lmao

GT40FIED 05-07-2004 05:09 AM

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Originally posted by highlander
*shrug*... oh well, it was done for research purposes...


Man...don't ever admit you measured yourself. Always claim a significant other did it for you.

Kool-Aid 05-07-2004 07:07 AM

What's wrong with measuring yourself?? I don't see anything wrong with it?
You seem pretty sizey Highlander...Im sure BlackWolf is drooling...he he he

biker's back 05-07-2004 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by Kool-Aid
What's wrong with measuring yourself?? I don't see anything wrong with it?
You seem pretty sizey Highlander...Im sure BlackWolf is drooling...he he he



Very rarely does a man brag about his cock size and tell the truth. If someone is truly large they dont need to tell anyone about it, because theres no need.

Funny thing is men are more caught up with their size then women are. I was reading an interesting article in the paper that did a little study on all of this. Seems 'size' matters more to men, more hp, biggest rims, largest house and largest cock size are all related in the males quest ot be large. Women are less interested in cock size and more about the quality of the relationship.

So Wren, calm down and work on more important things...

Kool-Aid 05-07-2004 07:24 AM

Sounds like men are more competitive with the "larger things" in life than women are...

BlackWolf 05-07-2004 08:06 AM

Highlander, yes I am drooling. ;) As for that guy, I'm not saying he was actually an inch but it seemed like damn near when I had my hand on him. Playing with it is part of the fun but when I kept thinking of a pencil instead of a "leg"...........eeeyyyahhh...... :irked: Oh, well.

Wren57 05-07-2004 08:59 AM

Um, I wasn't bragging about it... hell, I don't even know if it is considered large or not... I mean, it doesn't seem that big. Then again, I honestly don't know... I'm perfectly calm about it, like I said, it was done for research purposes because hell, I was interested to know myself. I guess if you doubt me there is no real way to prove it other than to take a picture w/ the measuring tape, but I don't think that'll be happening anytime soon... or ever. Maybe one of the ladies would like to attest for me after I pay them a visit. ;)

BlackWolf 05-07-2004 09:02 AM

:wave: Hi, I'm Blackwolf. Have we met??

LoL, anytime you want confirmation, you let me know. I'll be more than happy to lend you a helping hand.......;)

Kool-Aid 05-07-2004 09:11 AM

Well well.... ;)

biker's back 05-07-2004 09:53 AM

I think average is between around 5inches, apparently alot of guys have 5inch peekers. I do feel sorry for them, and according to sex ed in highschool your penis doesnt stop growing until your in your early 20s.. or something like that. Alot of sex can also improve girth, do to extra blood flow and such.

All I know is apparently I'm too much for my gf now, doesnt seem big to me either wren but remember girls are smaller then us.

Kool-Aid 05-07-2004 10:22 AM

Why do you feel sorry for 5inchers?

biker's back 05-07-2004 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Why do you feel sorry for 5inchers?


because society tells them they're small but they arent

Kool-Aid 05-07-2004 12:13 PM

All them porn stars with mondo-dicks...ha ha ha

biker's back 05-07-2004 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by Kool-Aid
All them porn stars with mondo-dicks...ha ha ha


sadly its true.. women and their weight... men and their size

Kool-Aid 05-07-2004 01:14 PM

yep...ha ha ha...true analogy.

GT40FIED 05-07-2004 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by biker's back
I think average is between around 5inches,


Close...medically average is 5 3/8". That just seems weird though...I always assumed it was 6"-6 1/2".

IALuder 05-07-2004 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Sounds like men are more competitive with the "larger things" in life than women are...


find that odd. dont ladies compare there tit sizes. i have seen wemon get in some heated arguement over it before.
i never brag about my size, but then agian when it 1.5" hard theres nothing to brag about.:yes:

Rob 05-07-2004 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by highlander
there is no real way to prove it other than to take a picture w/ the measuring tape

Don't even think about doing that shit...if I even see a thread titled "My Pecker Size by Wren" I'll ban your ass in a heartbeat....:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey



;)

IALuder 05-08-2004 01:34 PM

yea no need for penis pics.:pukey

mylittlecivic 05-08-2004 03:33 PM

i have actually got in an arguement with one of my friends just because i knew for a fact that i was bigger chested but she was being stubborn:o

Rob 05-08-2004 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by mylittlecivic
i have actually got in an arguement with one of my friends just because i knew for a fact that i was bigger chested but she was being stubborn:o

you have no argument there from me........:eek:

IALuder 05-08-2004 10:14 PM

nice:D

ok well i got to know ladies, what the one thing a guy can do to annoy you or make you mad?

Kool-Aid 05-09-2004 01:46 AM

I've never in my life gotten into a fight because of my breast size or for any aspect of my body...that would be funny though...
One thing that annoys me about guys is stubbornness...I don't like to play games so when a guy is being stubborn and he plays hard to get then that makes me wanna not pursue him anymore...like what's happening now.
Sexually? Ummm....trying to get me off but can't.

IALuder 05-09-2004 10:53 AM

well i cant help you sexually then. im sure you have compared your bra size once in your life time before you cant remeber thats all.:yes:

Kool-Aid 05-10-2004 01:05 AM

Well, I don't think I compare my bra size...all my life I was a tonboy so I never hung out with the girly girls who do that kind of thing...I guess. Hey, I am proud of my bra size...gets me what I want when I want...

IALuder 05-10-2004 11:41 AM

yea tits are a very powerful thing for wemon. its like dangling a hot dog off a string in front of a fat kid and when he reaches for it you pull it away from him. ITS JUST UNFAIR AND MEAN!;)

BlackWolf 05-10-2004 01:16 PM

:nana:

Rob 05-10-2004 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by SFKing
its like dangling a hot dog off a string in front of a fat kid and when he reaches for it you pull it away from him. ITS JUST UNFAIR AND MEAN!;)

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

ShagginJet 05-10-2004 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by SFKing
yea tits are a very powerful thing for wemon. its like dangling a hot dog off a string in front of a fat kid and when he reaches for it you pull it away from him. ITS JUST UNFAIR AND MEAN!;)


Hahahah... he said dangling....

IALuder 05-10-2004 08:52 PM

lol, yea dangling is a funny word. black you have fun with your tits but when you want some cock, some guys will do the samething back. except most wont. i wouldnt, what am i say never mind you got to much power and it isnt fair.

Wren57 05-10-2004 09:21 PM

Women only have sexual power over men because men give it to them. Supply and demand... if there is a high demand for women/play, the price rises. So... you gotta play like you don't want it and get her to lower her price. ;)

IALuder 05-11-2004 11:00 AM

lo, nicely put highlander. :yes:

BlackWolf 05-11-2004 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by SFKing
lol, yea dangling is a funny word. black you have fun with your tits but when you want some cock, some guys will do the samething back. except most wont. i wouldnt, what am i say never mind you got to much power and it isnt fair.


I use my powers wisely and fairly.......often that is. ;)

IALuder 05-12-2004 01:19 PM

lol, fairly often but not in the sense of fair play.;)

BlackWolf 05-12-2004 01:24 PM

All's fair in love and war.........;)

I just don't use MY powers cruelly.......


What about you guys who stuff?? Isn't that considered cruel to us women?? I can understand the water bra thing but if they're too perfect, it's a little obvious. I thought you guys could spot fake boobs a mile away??? :confused: :yes: ;)

ShagginJet 05-12-2004 01:44 PM

Living in LA i've seen my number. Some are awesome and you never would have guessed, most are horrid and it's like grapping a big rubber glue ball, nasty.

If you're a guy and you need to stuff that's just sad, if you're at that point you should just give up, PERIOD! I like to take my woman by suprise, the length is a lil abv avg but i'm told the girth is my selling point. ;) (Sorry guys, Too Much Info.)


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