And out of left field...

Only if you fucking blow at making analogies.

Well, doctors recommend that you know what you look like and how you are "down there" on women. I will NEVER taste my shit...but I have seen it before. :yes:

damn i was trying for center feild. :|

What do you mean by that?

Maybe he wants to split it straight up the middle... metaphorically...:confused:

I know I do :yes:

Ha ha ha...hmmm

thats what i ment. nothing is better then being in the middle!;)

Well thanks for clearing that up...I'll keep you in mind when I am on that side of the world... ;)

LMFAO!! I've seen it before... Damn girl, i'd hope so, it is yours and all.

Never say never... ;)

better keep me in mind, cuase your running threw mine all the time.;)

sorry that was a bad attemp to get laid. :o im done now.

You guys are too funny...ha ha ha

looks arent everything kool-aid. ha ha:o

Ha ha ha...I wasn't talking about your looks...are you funny looking???

yup, i cry myself to sleep. jmwy

anyways people we need a new topic. i just got to know have you had more one night stands or gf/bfs? for me one night stands. i usually get one a month.

Well, I've had two "one night stand" type things, but sex wasn't involved... its just not my style really to have a one night stand... and I've only had 1 meaningful relationship, but plenty of other ones... I guess that answers the question...?

yes sir it does. well i have many relationship but the most meaningful lasted 4 months then she moved. but my longest relationship was 6 months. sexuall relationship can only be fun for so long.

I've never had a one night stand...my last, and only, relationship was for a year and three months so I've never been able to even have one.

I dunno if mine counts. I slept with one of my best friends of three years and it only happened once. But we'd known each other for 3 years and are still great friends. Not exactly a one night stand...just one night sex.

I don't think that would count as a one night stand... I think a one nighter would be if you had just met someone at a club or a bar and went home with them...

I've got two under my belt. Both were really odd but enjoyable. I'm not the type to have a one nighter but it just happened. Me and the girls just clicked, next thing i know we're waking up together.

Wow...I am afraid to regret one night stands if I never have any...

i'd tell you i'd volunteer to help you with that but i might like vegas and want to come back...

i would also volunteer. just send me a pm and we can discuss meeting plans.;)

Ok ok ok...send ME some PM's and tell me what YOU GUYS are offering... ;)

I haven't actually just met someone and done it. It's been with guys that I've known or friends of friends. The last time was with this friend of a friend that we all went out one night, he was cute and I was horney so we got together that night. He was actually pretty good performance wise, great length but unfortunatley a pencil dick. :no: Needless to say I didn't try to contact him after that and that my friends was that LAST time...........anyone here thicker than an inch?? Anyone??

Damn, I need to get laid..................;(

aid im not offering much. sorry. ;(

as for a inch more in girth i got 1.4-1.6 i believe but i dont really measure my tool everytime i get a chance.

Quite a bit.

holy shit, 1.4" around... are you serious? Are you sure you don't mean 1.4" across, because 1.4" around is slightly larger than a small sharpie...

I'm tempted to watch some porn and polish it off a bit just to measure it... :o

I think (or at least hope) he's talking about diameter and not circumfrence. I'm talking diameter since that's how Blackwolf made her measurement but the proper way to measure girth is circumfrence at the thickest point.

I've definitely had more one night stands then I've had gfs.....

Well my temptations got the best of me... just measured... about 7.5" long and 5.5" around... keep in mind this was watching porn, it is a bit larger during actual sex (better stimulation)...

You know Wren...I could have lived the rest of my life without a) knowing the size of your schlong and b) having a mental image of you sitting there watching porn while measuring your schlong...:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

*shrug*... oh well, it was done for research purposes...

lmao

Man...don't ever admit you measured yourself. Always claim a significant other did it for you.

What's wrong with measuring yourself?? I don't see anything wrong with it?
You seem pretty sizey Highlander...Im sure BlackWolf is drooling...he he he

Very rarely does a man brag about his cock size and tell the truth. If someone is truly large they dont need to tell anyone about it, because theres no need.

Funny thing is men are more caught up with their size then women are. I was reading an interesting article in the paper that did a little study on all of this. Seems 'size' matters more to men, more hp, biggest rims, largest house and largest cock size are all related in the males quest ot be large. Women are less interested in cock size and more about the quality of the relationship.

So Wren, calm down and work on more important things...

Sounds like men are more competitive with the "larger things" in life than women are...

Highlander, yes I am drooling. ;) As for that guy, I'm not saying he was actually an inch but it seemed like damn near when I had my hand on him. Playing with it is part of the fun but when I kept thinking of a pencil instead of a "leg"...........eeeyyyahhh...... :irked: Oh, well.

Um, I wasn't bragging about it... hell, I don't even know if it is considered large or not... I mean, it doesn't seem that big. Then again, I honestly don't know... I'm perfectly calm about it, like I said, it was done for research purposes because hell, I was interested to know myself. I guess if you doubt me there is no real way to prove it other than to take a picture w/ the measuring tape, but I don't think that'll be happening anytime soon... or ever. Maybe one of the ladies would like to attest for me after I pay them a visit. ;)

:wave: Hi, I'm Blackwolf. Have we met??

LoL, anytime you want confirmation, you let me know. I'll be more than happy to lend you a helping hand.......;)

Well well.... ;)

I think average is between around 5inches, apparently alot of guys have 5inch peekers. I do feel sorry for them, and according to sex ed in highschool your penis doesnt stop growing until your in your early 20s.. or something like that. Alot of sex can also improve girth, do to extra blood flow and such.

All I know is apparently I'm too much for my gf now, doesnt seem big to me either wren but remember girls are smaller then us.

Why do you feel sorry for 5inchers?

because society tells them they're small but they arent

All them porn stars with mondo-dicks...ha ha ha

sadly its true.. women and their weight... men and their size

yep...ha ha ha...true analogy.

Close...medically average is 5 3/8". That just seems weird though...I always assumed it was 6"-6 1/2".