kevin smith fans

[ChrisCantSkate]

"its a scouner..."
"you dumb bastard.. its not a scouner is a sailboat"
"a scouner is a sailboat stupic head"
"you know what there is no easter bunny over there thats just a guy in a suit"


damn i love those movies..... sorry.. i dont have a dvd player up in orlando.. but i have all the DVDs... its depressing

[ChrisCantSkate]

oh.. just incase your wondering what his movies are...

clerks
chasing amy
mall rats
dogma
jay and silent bob strike back

[juvenile]

who is he
I might have seen him but don't know how he looks like
got a pic:?

[ChrisCantSkate]

he's the director of those movies... he's also silent bob in the movies

[juvenile]

oh...that dude...ic!
cool...yeah he's pretty cool

[Kyle]

silent bob KICKS ASS!!!
man, all his movies rock!

[ChrisCantSkate]

i threw her away like a parking ticket..
no you didnt.. ask him about the elevator
what about the elevator
it goes... up and down

[TonitrusEN]

Best Quote Ever..

No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or...or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do...what do they do? They...They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions...by inhibiting our decisions, out of...out of fear of some...some intangible parent figure who...who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says...and says, "Do it--Do it and I'll ****in' spank you!"

I rest my case

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Kevin Smith rocks...my friends and I walk around quoting him(well his movies) all of the time. Mallrats is my favorite.

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by TonitrusEN




I rest my case
veyr good one... to long for me to type out though! haha.

i quote those movies daily.

"its my day.. i brought a lunch and a soda and im not leaving untill i see the sailboat!"

[Kyle]

LOL, that guy was funny!
all these little kids coming up and seeing it...lol

[Racing Rice]

I love all thier movies!:yes:

[fastasfoggy]

have you guys been to www.poopshoot.com ??? its sweet, but like screwing somewhere very uncomfortable..what, like in the back of a volkswagon? my favorite

[ChrisCantSkate]

lol...

"well did he cum?
JESUS man theres some things you just dont talk about in public"

[fastasfoggy]

i didnt mean to cum in you pete....
or
fly fat ass fly

[ChrisCantSkate]

whats woopie

[fastasfoggy]

"that kid, is back on the escalator!"
"brodie, will you leave it alone?"

[ChrisCantSkate]

i just watched jay and silent bob strike back....

"how do you know he dosnt smoke monkey pole"

[fastasfoggy]

fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand, if you aint got the money then you owe me owe me owe me........my jungle love