new joke

[ebpda9]

this was sent to me and i think it's funny on certain levels

A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces while it is still in
the air. He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need
to drink from the same one twice. Viva Mexico!"

An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces
while it is still in the air. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to
make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either! Praise Allah!"

A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budweiser and drinks it,
throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice. God Bless
the USA!"

[pdiggitydogg]

:D

[MAXed Out]

:D :D :D

[Wren57]

;) :cool: :D

[IALuder]

Nice:yes: :toofunny:

[Fatal070]

:D :yes: :D

[pimpinprelude]

wow.. hahaha...lol...:o

[a96710]

lol

[B16DoHcCrx033003]

got another on here.....


ok there are these 3 guys, one mexican, one black and one white guy.... they all bought this old house to fix up and sale, they find this magic genie lamp in the house... and the rub it, and a genie comes out and says " Ok i will give one wish to each of you." the mexican guy goes "I wish i could go back to mexico and me and all the people would be as free as i am in america" the genia goes "alright" and hes sent back to mexico, the black guys next he wishes "i wish me and every black person would be in africa being as free as we are in the USA" and genie agrees and hes sent back to africa, the white guy is next, and he goes " so all the blacks and spics are outta the USA?" the genie goes "yes" then the white guy says "well in that case i will just take a coke.."


i thought it was funny just heard if about 10 mins ago..

[pimpinprelude]

lol hahah..

iam just waiting for someone on here to take those wrong.. its only a matter of time..:no: :no:

[B16DoHcCrx033003]

oh yeah it is... but its only outta fun, i DO NOT hate anyone.... besides those baclk people if you just turn your head and happen to glance at them the start flipping out like "why u disrespectiong, why u staring at me? becuz im black?" i hate that to death.... but i dont hate anyone else at all....

[pdiggitydogg]

i wish for a day where we can all poke at race as a joke
I love cracker jokes...theyre usually pretty good

[SolPol]

Who you callin' a cracker? Cracker

[pimpinprelude]

man... u said that cuz he white.. trin to keep whitie down...:paranoid:

[Civickid0to60]

Originally posted by B16DoHcCrx033003
got another on here.....


ok there are these 3 guys, one mexican, one black and one white guy.... they all bought this old house to fix up and sale, they find this magic genie lamp in the house... and the rub it, and a genie comes out and says " Ok i will give one wish to each of you." the mexican guy goes "I wish i could go back to mexico and me and all the people would be as free as i am in america" the genia goes "alright" and hes sent back to mexico, the black guys next he wishes "i wish me and every black person would be in africa being as free as we are in the USA" and genie agrees and hes sent back to africa, the white guy is next, and he goes " so all the blacks and spics are outta the USA?" the genie goes "yes" then the white guy says "well in that case i will just take a coke.."


i thought it was funny just heard if about 10 mins ago..

gotta love boondock saints.