cold + bathroom = ?

[Wren57]

Well guys, its about time we had a thread on this... I was thinking the other day as I rushed inside from sub-freezing temperatures to relieve my bladder, "wow, this is going to be cold"... as I wrestled the snake from its confines and began to release the fluid buildup, there was the usual cold sensation transferring itself onto my most sensitive member... this caused dissatisfaction which triggered an involuntary flinch, in which case disaster was narrowly avverted as I bit my lip and struggled through the pain keeping on target. My question is, how do you guys deal with this problem? Do yall somehow warm your hands up real fast or just deal with it? I mean, sometimes there isnt enough time between when you realize the inevitable is coming and you must fulfill your destiny, so standing inside for a few minutes near a heater is not an option... am I doomed to carry gloves with me? I need help, because this is cold!!!

[pdiggitydogg]

well...its never that cold really but when Im outside and gotta go I just do it...its only cold for a little while

[juvenile]

I dunno...my hands are usually in my pockets all the time and are somewhat warm. But when they do get cold...I dunno..I just go with the flow :D haha
You see if I REALLY want to go that badly that I rush to the bathroom, I lose all sense of other feelings other than getting relief :D

[pauls-si]

LOL....You just have to deal with it even though it feels like its gonna break off.:crazy:

[ebpda9]

dude i don't have problems like that

[Ty's Si]

I live in Florida. The hands and unit never get so cold that I encounter this problem.

However, I recommend those hand-warmers, but put them in your undies instead. It will prevent a severe case of "shriveled unit syndrome."

[ebpda9]

cold is good for your nuts. at least the sperm won't run in circles

[juvenile]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
cold is good for your nuts. at least the sperm won't run in circles
LMAO!!! :D :D :D

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

Haha, I've never had that problem :crazy:

[JamieS697]

well said hondaman-iac:yes:

[DsBlu01CivEX]

well I'm not a guy...so I really don't have that problem...but if you're at home just keep a washcloth near by and use that to um...help you go and not let your cold hands touch. My hands are always cold...so I'm really lucky I'm not a guy apparently.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
well I'm not a guy...so I really don't have that problem...but if you're at home just keep a washcloth near by and use that to um...help you go and not let your cold hands touch. My hands are always cold...so I'm really lucky I'm not a guy apparently.


yeah you really don't have to shake it LMAO

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
yeah you really don't have to shake it LMAO


yah thats what toilet paper is for. And you guys wonder why some girls won't give BJs....it's cuz you guys just "shake" the stuff off. Like it gets clean or something!:pukey

[spoogenet]

Instead of chilling your member just heat/moisturize your legs. :crazy:

Ya know there are a variety of instruments available that would either keep your hands warm or prevent contact of your hands and member......tp would work.

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[juvenile]

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
yah thats what toilet paper is for. And you guys wonder why some girls won't give BJs....it's cuz you guys just "shake" the stuff off. Like it gets clean or something!:pukey
So you're saying that this is the only reasont that's stopping you from doing the deed? ;) :D

[mt.biker]

Denise i think this is really "out of your element" the first thought that came to using a washcloth and trying to take a leak with one, is pissing all over the cloth and getting my pants all wet.

I'm going to have to say I live in one of the coldest place and have yet to have this type of problem. Maybe its just me but either I never have to pee that badly or my hands are never that cold.

Now if you want to touch on the "cleaness factor" dont even go there ok? All i'm gonna say is my dick doesn't bleed for 5 days a month, enough said!

ya ups f*cked up my day so i'm gonna take it all out on you people

[Ty's Si]

Originally posted by mt.biker


Now if you want to touch on the "cleaness factor" dont even go there ok? All i'm gonna say is my dick doesn't bleed for 5 days a month, enough said!


OUCH. That was good.

[mt.biker]

Originally posted by Ty's Si
OUCH. That was good.
see what i'm saying?

Its not compairable to say just because one "shakes" instead of taking a piece of toliet paper to get rid of the last drip doesn't mean that he is dirty.

[Addict]

Mine has auto aim. I just unzip and let it rip. ;)


On the other topic... Didn't we already decide that urine is 100% sterile? :yes:

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by Civic_Addict
Mine has auto aim. I just unzip and let it rip. ;)


On the other topic... Didn't we already decide that urine is 100% sterile? :yes:


ROFMLAO

[Wren57]

haha auto-aim works unless you put some force behind it:o
but you still gotta pull it out somehow... i like the using the TP-Member membrane idea... thats a good one
and to clarify- its not my unit thats cold, that stays warm and toasty... its the hand, that when touching the unit, well, causes much discomfort to the previously warm unit...

[HondaTypeJ]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
dude i don't have problems like that
lol, me neither

[DomesticImport]

when my hands are cold i just use my boxers to get it out and aim, it aint that hard to move em and put the hole in the front to use.

[mt.biker]

has anyone thought of the image we are giving out to the female population? This is way to much detail for em, we shoud have a section you can only view if you put male in your user info.

[Addict]

Originally posted by mt.biker
has anyone thought of the image we are giving out to the female population? This is way to much detail for em, we shoud have a section you can only view if you put male in your user info.

Its just more ammo for them......:crazy: