Funny Stories..SHARE 'EM!!

[Grip72]

I was just showering and thinking to myself as usual..i want to hear your guys' funniest or most embarassing, or unusal stories that actually happend to you. None of that "it happened to a friend of a friend of mine". I want actual first person stories.. So let's hear em!!

[ebpda9]

this is the most embarassing thing i did: actually reading this thread: http://www.hondastyle.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10543 :D jmwy

[Grip72]

HAHAHAHA...no for real..come on u must have some embarassing moments..i mean look at you, you're a walking dildo man!! LOL

[ChrisCantSkate]

i have lots from work... when i feel like typing alot, i'll write a few of them up.

[GirlRacer]

Ok, I have a good one. *Quin takes a deep breath*

K, the funniest thing that's ever happened to me was getting pulled over in my underwear.

My 2 girl friends & I had been to this outdoors concert & it was raining like crazy for the first part. It made the whole grounds 1 big mud hole. We had mud all over our shoes & jeans up to our thighs. People were throwing mud & rolling in it & some people were completely covered. Luckily, us being the little prisses that we were, we stayed moderately clean from the waist up. We had a bit in our hair...but this didn't affect us.

My friend that drove us there had just gotten a new Prelude & when we got to her car she said "We are NOT gettin in my car like this!!" I said "ok, lets take off our shoes, socks, & pants, & put them in the trunk." We did this & got some looks & whistles in the meantime...hehe...

We drove back to my friends house in Claremore & her mother died laughing & took our muddy clothes & washed them. At about this time, my curfew is coming up, & I have to go home. Soooo....I just hopped in my car & drove.

I was driving a bit fast b/c I had no pants on & I just wanted to go home when I notice the lights behind me. :paranoid: (Bear in mind, my father knows EVERY cop in this town.) So, the cop gets up to my window & says "License and Regis....where are your pants?" I say "at my friends house." He says "Why aren't they on your body?" So I say, "b/c they got all muddy!" So he says "where the hell are you going?" I said "To my house, I SWEAR!" & he says, "Drive faster." I said "I WAS TRYING!!" & he said "we won't mention this to your daddy. Nice gear shifter by they way." I said "Thanx Man!"

And drove home. *whew* :crazy: I'm retarded.

[a96710]

^^...lol that must have been so embarrasing

[GirlRacer]

Yes, a little, but more funny than anything. & hey, I didn't get a ticket! I was doin like 80 in a 35. But it was like 1:30 a.m.

[Rob]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[armyguy5]

why do you think about us while taking a shower? i'm offended...j/k i did a pretty funny thing last night...i got really hammered at a friends hosue and i had to go to the bathroom...well my ride was leaving so i didn't have time to go...i lived about 25 minutes away from this place so i had to hold it.....there were 7 of us in my friends grand marquee....so my legs were getting pushed together and it hurt...well i got to my hosue and got out of his car and started stumbling to my back door....but i couldnt' hold it anylonger and ended up pissing in my back yard....i htought it was funny.....i dunno

chris