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Whiteclipse99
12-30-2002, 07:40 AM
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their
professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist". The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'" She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc." A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: B.I.T.C.H." What exactly is a *****?!? they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself" So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "*****" SMILE ... and say "Thank You!!"
;)
94_AcCoRd_EX
12-30-2002, 12:34 PM
Lol :D
ebpda9
12-30-2002, 12:43 PM
lol;)
BlackWolf
12-30-2002, 01:00 PM
An old one but a good one.......
firstgeardude
12-30-2002, 01:23 PM
;) lol
Kyle
12-30-2002, 03:45 PM
Where are you getting these?..lol
Rob
12-30-2002, 05:32 PM
B*TCH!













j/k :pfft:
Whiteclipse99
12-31-2002, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by AccordinStyle
B*TCH!
j/k :pfft:



Why thank you Rob! :cool:



Has anyone heard this comeback for when someone calls a girl a b*tch?: B*tch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful, so therefore I am beautiful!

Wow, that's from back in the day! We're looking possibly middle school for me. I can't believe I still even remember it! :paranoid: It was such a stupid comeback. :crazy:
Rob
12-31-2002, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Why thank you Rob! :cool:
:kiss:

and yes, you are as beautiful as a tree :crazy:

just messing with ya Erin...:rambo:
ShEaNy
12-31-2002, 02:59 PM
Lol:loco: ;)