pdiggitydogg
12-23-2002, 11:04 PM
Here I critique the cover girls of Import Tuner. Sometimes they must have tempory blindness over there; I mean one month they have a good lookin girl and the next they get some troll w/ makeup and Tig Ole Bitties?
(All is, of course, subject to personal preference - "Beauty is in the eye of the boholder")
I just got the new issue today (WTF...FEB?!) and this girl scared me...litterally. She looks 40yrs old...not exactly young. :pukey :pukey
Last month's the cover girl (January...why Jan and its still Dec I dont know...hell...why Feb?!) was decent, better than average but still not enough to make me say "Damn :banana: " so I say :|
December...:banana::banana::bow:
Nov...Michael Jackson on the cover and :banana: on the inside pages.
October... :yes:
Sept...:pukey
August...eh...cute on the inside pages, not the cover.
July...the sisters...my god... :bow: to the younger...thats not enough - :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::bow::bow: :bow:...thats better
June...:pukey oh god...:pukey :no:
May...:banana: :banana:
April...:banana:
March...:banana:
Feb...ok shes just a whore
Jan...:banana:
Dec 01...:pukey :no:
In case youre wondering...Yes I do save the mags, and yes I am a loser for doing so, and yes this post may be very wrong to write, and yes I am bored right now :D
I just wanted to share cause I have nothing to do...
(All is, of course, subject to personal preference - "Beauty is in the eye of the boholder")
I just got the new issue today (WTF...FEB?!) and this girl scared me...litterally. She looks 40yrs old...not exactly young. :pukey :pukey
Last month's the cover girl (January...why Jan and its still Dec I dont know...hell...why Feb?!) was decent, better than average but still not enough to make me say "Damn :banana: " so I say :|
December...:banana::banana::bow:
Nov...Michael Jackson on the cover and :banana: on the inside pages.
October... :yes:
Sept...:pukey
August...eh...cute on the inside pages, not the cover.
July...the sisters...my god... :bow: to the younger...thats not enough - :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::bow::bow: :bow:...thats better
June...:pukey oh god...:pukey :no:
May...:banana: :banana:
April...:banana:
March...:banana:
Feb...ok shes just a whore
Jan...:banana:
Dec 01...:pukey :no:
In case youre wondering...Yes I do save the mags, and yes I am a loser for doing so, and yes this post may be very wrong to write, and yes I am bored right now :D
I just wanted to share cause I have nothing to do...